Surprisingly Handsome Gorilla Gets Attention In Japan - Polidicks

For some reason, I imagine that Shabani would probably sound like Earthshaker if he could talk.

Is that shit on his thumb in the OPs picture?

[QUOTE=ironman17;48065155]For some reason, I imagine that Shabani would probably sound like Earthshaker if he could talk.[/QUOTE] Really? [url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/38/Erth_ability_echo_03.mp3[/url]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48064681]Someone should photoshop this so it's black and white and says Giorgio Armani or something in the corner.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/JOCvltR.png[/t] How's this?

can we get Koko on vanity fair?

This is a proof that gorillas are evolving in an attempt to steal our wives. Our government must act fast before it gets out of hand.

Couldn't help but stare at that gorilla ass.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48064681]Someone should photoshop this so it's black and white and says Giorgio Armani or something in the corner.[/QUOTE] I tried. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KaTBaAP.jpg[/IMG]

I do wish to put out that when I posted the picture of the gorilla, I did not express any perverse reactions towards it . Thank you for looking at this unnecessary post.

What's next? Surprising handsome squid gets attention in Jap-oh wait.

Well, if Gorilla is there, I wonder where Freddie is, then?

Are we sure this didn't start as a joke in 2chan or something? I find this kinda hard to believe.

[QUOTE=xalener;48064611][video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PL2A_KSdoc4[/video][/QUOTE] You know this might not be the time for it but I'm only just now realizing that Donkey Kong is a gorilla.

I'm really tempted to make a joke about how Asian girls really like black guys, but I don't think I should.

I feel like every picture of that gorilla can be captioned with "lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies!"

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;48077278]I'm really tempted to make a joke about how Asian girls really like black guys, but I don't think I should.[/QUOTE] Fun fact but Japanese girls that like black men are called 'kokojo's' or 'coacoajo's' or 'girl who likes brown'

[QUOTE=Swebonny;48064671]SEE, this is what happen when you legalize gay marriage. Now we're finding gorillas attractive.[/QUOTE] Think about the children you fucking sinners!!!! jebus is coming don't you hear the trumpets!!!!

I don't get it

Just wait until they show the pictures of him shitting into his hand and slinging it at passerby's because his din dins were a bit late (that happened to a friend of mine actually, right in the face). Oh hell, they'll probably love that too.

[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;48077340]Fun fact but Japanese girls that like black men are called 'kokojo's' or 'coacoajo's' or 'girl who likes brown'[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;7-IkUdg9YWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-IkUdg9YWM[/video] Knowing is growing. [editline]29th June 2015[/editline] Still not seeing the appeal of the Gorilla.

Grodd lives

1000 times more attractive than me. This is how I look like: [IMG]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/11/29/66880_md-Chaos%2C%20Daemons%2C%20Nurgle%2C%20Ultraforge.jpg[/IMG] [B]:([/B]

[QUOTE=Benx303;48080219]1000 times more attractive than me. This is how I look like: [IMG]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/11/29/66880_md-Chaos%2C%20Daemons%2C%20Nurgle%2C%20Ultraforge.jpg[/IMG] [B]:([/B][/QUOTE] Well I certainly wouldn't want to fuck with you :v:

Or to fuck period for that matter.

[QUOTE=MadBomber;48081551]Well I certainly wouldn't want to fuck with you :v:[/QUOTE] He may look disgusting, but Grandpa Nurgle is a real bro and loves you just the way you are. Now go and slaughter thousands in his name.

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;48077278]I'm really tempted to make a joke about how Asian girls really like black guys, but I don't think I should.[/QUOTE] I'm in China and I just heard that there are two big famiry dishonors: 1. Your son turning out to be gay 2. Your daughter getting married to a black man

[QUOTE=BFG9000;48086759]I'm in China and I just heard that there are two big famiry dishonors: 1. Your son turning out to be gay 2. Your daughter getting married to a black man[/QUOTE] What happens if your son decided to marry a black man?

I think I'm not a bad looker myself. Got too much acne and face blemishes but other than that I'm alright at least.

[QUOTE=_Axel;48082187]Or to fuck period for that matter.[/QUOTE] Drole but funny! [editline]30th June 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;48087583]I think I'm not a bad looker myself. Got too much acne and face blemishes but other than that I'm alright at least.[/QUOTE] I know what that's like I'm 21 and had acne from the time I was thirteen until a couple months ago.

This reminds me of a case in a Dutch zoo where a woman was stalking a specific gorilla called Bokito. She was constantly smiling at him through the barrier, and the gorilla smiled back so she thought she was building up a bond. Little did she know that baring one's teeth is considered an act of aggression for apes, and after the Xth day of this random woman taunting him he finally had enough. He leaped out of the enclosure, went straight for the woman and completely fucked her up, breaking many of her bones and biting her over a hundred times. She was extremely lucky to escape with her life. This spawned the interesting word Bokito-proof, meaning to make something strong enough that not even Bokito would be able to break it. It was eventually voted as word of the year and added to the Dutch dictionary.