Herman Cain: Liberals killed Jesus, the perfect Conservative
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[QUOTE=Clementine;32839747]"Grr I'll give up on humanity because I have no one keeping me from seeing the good side of it! (I have no friends :c and am totally into this sensationalized media shit that makes the world look so bad!)"[/QUOTE]
"Grr I hate jokes"
[QUOTE=Kopimi;32847848]"Grr I hate jokes"[/QUOTE]
"Grr I don't think that was really a joke but actually just a figure of speech."
grrgrrgrrgrrgrr
Republicans are so confusing.
If the GOP wants even a shot at this, they need to ditch God, guns and gays from their platforms. Don't even mention them.
Imperials liberal? Has yet to be the case.
[QUOTE=Ridge;32853874]If the GOP wants even a shot at this, they need to ditch God, guns and gays from their platforms. Don't even mention them.[/QUOTE]
but then they have no platform
except for Ron Paul but he doesn't count
[QUOTE=Ridge;32853874]If the GOP wants even a shot at this, they need to ditch God, guns and gays from their platforms. Don't even mention them.[/QUOTE]
And the racism, greed, etc etc
oh and the ludicrousy
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Contag;32854452]but then they have no platform
except for Ron Paul but he doesn't count[/QUOTE]
the only good GoP is a dead GoP
[QUOTE=Contag;32854452]but then they have no platform
except for Ron Paul but he doesn't count[/QUOTE]
They'd still be fiscal conservative.
Though that tends to be the thing Republicans try [B]not[/B] to talk about.
[QUOTE=Pace.;32839796]no you are not giving up on humanity because someone voted for a guy you dont like
no you are not giving up on humanity because apple sold a lot of phones/laptops/whatever
no you are not giving up on humanity because a video game got banned or some shit
no you are not giving up on humanity because some bad parent hit their kid
why wont people shut the hell up and stop saying "ive lost my faith in humanity"? normally i dont get pissed at stupid shit like this but its in EVERY GODDAMN THREAD[/QUOTE]
It's obviously not meant to be a serious statement. Stop taking it seriously, I hate it when people flip out over trivial shit.
[QUOTE=ToXiCsoldier;32845444]Jesus was a socialist too, healing and giving bread to the poor.
What was it that convservatives were so afraid about, socialism?[/QUOTE]
Mark 1:40-42
[sup]40[/sup] Now a leper came to Him, imploring Him, kneeling down to Him and saying to Him, “If You are willing, You can make me clean.”
[sup]41[/sup] Then Jesus, moved with compassion, stretched out His hand and touched him, and said to him, “I am willing; render unto me thy proof of insurance.” [sup]42[/sup] Lo, the leper had no insurance, and Jesus did not cleanse him.
[QUOTE=Contag;32854452]but then they have no platform
except for Ron Paul but he doesn't count[/QUOTE]
And what's his platform? No more Social Security? No more Welfare? No more Unemployment Insurance?
Yeah, great stuff.
Sure, bringing the Federal Reserve in line and bringing the troops home is fine, but right now economic policy is the most important thing.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;32854510]They'd still be fiscal conservative.
Though that tends to be the thing Republicans try [B]not[/B] to talk about.[/QUOTE]
Republicans fiscally conservative?
Wow did you just arrive in a DeLorean from the 80s?
guess which 'conservative' president started the wall street bailouts and massive government spending on education?
It's funny because Liberals don't believe in the death penalty.
Well....I now know who ISN'T getting my vote.
[QUOTE=-nesto-;32839787]wait wouldn't jesus be the perfect liberal[/QUOTE]
"Render unto Caesar..."
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ToXiCsoldier;32845444]Jesus was a socialist too, healing and giving bread to the poor.
What was it that convservatives were so afraid about, socialism?[/QUOTE]
Private charity is not socialism.
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;32861975]
Private charity is not socialism.[/QUOTE]
Neither is it conservative.
[QUOTE=Soviet Bread;32862234]Neither is it conservative.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, you seem to have conservatism mixed up with psycopathy.
(I'm not sorry)
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;32862607]I'm sorry, you seem to have conservatism mixed up with psycopathy.
(I'm not sorry)[/QUOTE]
So do a lot of conservatives.
Both are similar in some fashions.
[QUOTE]He helped the poor without one government program. He healed the sick without a government health care system.[/QUOTE]
Wow that's not political at all.
The first time I heard about this guy was yesterday when my friend announced that she's supporting him for the next presidential election.
god fucking dammit
"Say "Tax Cut" again. Say "Tax Cut" again. I dare you. I DOUBLE-DARE you, MOTHAFUCKA, SAY TAX CUTS ONE MORE GOD-DAMN TIME!"
[QUOTE=Shoupie;32866361]The first time I heard about this guy was yesterday when my friend announced that she's supporting him for the next presidential election.
god fucking dammit[/QUOTE]
Oh look at the time, Time to get new friends.
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