[QUOTE=mgear;16599487]Did he really think he was going to get away with it?[/QUOTE]
He would have if he didn't admit to it...
[QUOTE=The mouse;16603113]I guess he had a [i]Concealed weapon[/i][/QUOTE]
:quagmire:
:q:
etc
womanizer
[QUOTE=The mouse;16603113]I guess he had a [i]Concealed weapon[/i][/QUOTE]
Inmate hides penis in flabs of fat.
Transfered to woman's prison.
holy [b]flab[/b]
How the fuck do you hide a gun in your own fat? I am flabbergasted!
:smug:
[QUOTE=dual elites;16599476]Oh shit, I thought that was a woman[/QUOTE]
Oh god same.
D:
morbidly obese people
confusing us as to what their gender is since McDonalds opened its doors
That's Houston for you. The dudes probably getting shit from the jail people. Our cops are crooked to the fucking max :frown:
Creepy.
[QUOTE=ToxicWolf;16599488]Is that someones prison bitch?[/QUOTE]
I doubt it. Not many guys are gonna try to fuck with (literally and metaphorically) a 500 pound guy. If I was going to prison, I'd try to inflate to 600 pounds so I wouldn't be somebody's bitch
poor guy, probably didn't even know it was in there
[QUOTE=Fentoozler;16607114]poor guy, probably didn't even know it was in there[/QUOTE]ha
Looks like someone from my A level computing class :v:
I could do this with my dong.
You know, because it's so huge.
[QUOTE=smfE;16600099]now that's fucking ugly ! can barely eat the banana in my hand anymore ! yuuuck ![/QUOTE]
Don't eat it then, Suck it.
Also, Thats one ugly man.
Why didn't he hide a stick of dynamite in there for jailbreaking?
Wow Fat people stereotypes are so spot on.
Woman.
:geno:
[QUOTE=mgear;16599487]Did he really think he was going to get away with it?[/QUOTE]
technically he did. They didn't find the gun. but he said he had one. Like how im saying i have a bone from Da vinci's body.
Ahaha. What?
Don't worry, he'll catch some swine flu soon.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769702[/url]
Why the fuck did she tell the guard?
Oh yeah its a guy. He must've been retarded if he looks like that
or he was scared of being sodomized.
That's actually kind of awesome.
Gross, but awesome.
[QUOTE=booster;16599472]Looks like a fat chick.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=leet;16611274]Woman.
:geno:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dual elites;16599476]Oh shit, I thought that was a woman[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cairns;16608972]Also, Thats one ugly man.[/QUOTE]
What're you, gay? A woman is a woman.
Unless it just looks like a woman, and it turns out to be a man.
[QUOTE=Aries;16620098]Unless it just looks like a woman, and it turns out to be a man.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-moustache.gif[/img]
:iia:
[QUOTE=Fentoozler;16607114]poor guy, probably didn't even know it was in there[/QUOTE]
He probably had some food in there too.
[QUOTE=booster;16599472]Looks like a fat chick.[/QUOTE]
With moustaches
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