Official Sonic the Hedgehog twitter account trolls Chris-chan - Polidicks

gotta say since I learned about this creature, it has been a fascinating journey [video=youtube;uIaKXu3ewc8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIaKXu3ewc8[/video]

[QUOTE=Maegord;47927358]The community following Chris hasn't really done anything in years to mess with him. Ever since his father died in 2011, it shifted primarily to just following him and documenting his various activities. Really he's just like a celebrity at this point, just a large, autistic, and mentally unhinged. True there was a person known as Thetan, who played the role of many different people Chris was communicating with online. But even that wasn't malicious, she used her large amount of identities to create situations that were designed to try to help him with his problems. This all however ended last year when he stopped communicating with the primary persona, Renee, and telling her that he hoped her and her boyfriend would die in a fire. Note he never even figured out she and all her other identities weren't real, it was simply prompted by her innocently mentioning that he could do with seeing a psychologist. When his house burned down, there was a big gift package sent to him to help him with it. He's also made money off the people following him with Sonichu medallions he's crafted and sold for around $40 or so a pop, autographed drawing, and more recently poorly cobbled together Sonic amiibos in the form of Sonichu. The community is very much against attempting to mess with him, and even trying to interact with him period at this point. Most of the entertaining things he has done came about entirely unrelated to interference by others. His blue arms crusade and macing of the Gamestop emplyee was entirely his own. The time he hit a man with his car years ago was just due to a personal grudge he had with a local business owner. Chris will continue to do stupid crap even if the entire community surrounding him died suddenly.[/QUOTE] Is this like the fucking Jim Carrey movie where he's the only non-actor? [editline]12th June 2015[/editline] Also, this comes on the heels of the most hilarious bullshit that happened on Tumblr where a fucking Sonic roleplay tumblr got attention because one of the members, 'mods', was banned and they used SJW because it was Silver. Fucking, I pissed myself laughing because whoever those people were, were not amused and the whole thing shut down a week after it started.

I love based official twitters. Remember @ProtienWorld?

[QUOTE=Wii60;47926754][IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHLma-EUIAEHk6d.png:large[/IMG][/QUOTE] Reggie, get off SEGA's Twitter and get back to preparing for E3.

[QUOTE=Jund;47935133][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/c8b746f0f2a83f4c78240326a40eb849/tumblr_npsztiYrdM1qdmip9o1_1280.png[/img] holy fuck[/QUOTE] I also like how it's a person with a recolor pony oc avatar that is asking this question :v:

[QUOTE=Swilly;47937141]Is this like the fucking Jim Carrey movie where he's the only non-actor? [editline]12th June 2015[/editline] Also, this comes on the heels of the most hilarious bullshit that happened on Tumblr where a fucking Sonic roleplay tumblr got attention because one of the members, 'mods', was banned and they used SJW because it was Silver. Fucking, I pissed myself laughing because whoever those people were, were not amused and the whole thing shut down a week after it started.[/QUOTE] If you're talking about the Sonic For Real Justice blog, that's still an ongoing story, though it appears all of the original mods are gone. :v:

[QUOTE=Jund;47935133][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/c8b746f0f2a83f4c78240326a40eb849/tumblr_npsztiYrdM1qdmip9o1_1280.png[/img] holy fuck[/QUOTE] Fucking incredible.

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;47928131]I read the Cwcki all the time at work and I'm confident when I say Chris is just an asshole and generally a shitty person. He has high functioning autism that he uses as a crutch to never take responsibility for his actions and live off the government.[/QUOTE] pretty much but if his brother's word is anything to go by his parents were the ones who made him into the asshole you see today.

[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;47926857]this guy most love his job..[/QUOTE] It's Aaron Webber, man. He always was like this. :v: [video=youtube;or_yA23o6v8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_yA23o6v8[/video]

[QUOTE=Swilly;47937141]Is this like the fucking Jim Carrey movie where he's the only non-actor? [editline]12th June 2015[/editline] Also, this comes on the heels of the most hilarious bullshit that happened on Tumblr where a fucking Sonic roleplay tumblr got attention because one of the members, 'mods', was banned and they used SJW because it was Silver. Fucking, I pissed myself laughing because whoever those people were, were not amused and the whole thing shut down a week after it started.[/QUOTE] Wait what? That sounds way too good to be true.

[QUOTE=Dalndox;47938220]If you're talking about the Sonic For Real Justice blog, that's still an ongoing story, though it appears all of the original mods are gone. :v:[/QUOTE] Are you fucking kidding me? Jeses Christ whatbthefuck. :V [editline]12th June 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Nidhogg;47938890]Wait what? That sounds way too good to be true.[/QUOTE] It's still going apparently.

Ouch. [IMG]https://40.media.tumblr.com/0d26f7947bcb92c4c0ab6ae38f7869d2/tumblr_inline_npotx9V4hK1r14j4g_540.png[/IMG] This is a reference to Jim's review on Sonic Colors and SEGA sending him a giant poster of the game. [IMG]https://38.media.tumblr.com/bc7235028f1d255fadc2a3df398e026b/tumblr_inline_nii6cxLeHj1r14j4g.png[/IMG] [IMG]https://38.media.tumblr.com/74ebc93c7ae5159f70083bfa77b3b754/tumblr_inline_nii6e821Ae1r14j4g.png[/IMG]

the sonic twitter truly is the embodiment of sonic.

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47940505]Ouch. [IMG]https://40.media.tumblr.com/0d26f7947bcb92c4c0ab6ae38f7869d2/tumblr_inline_npotx9V4hK1r14j4g_540.png[/IMG] This is a reference to Jim's review on Sonic Colors and SEGA sending him a giant poster of the game. [IMG]https://38.media.tumblr.com/bc7235028f1d255fadc2a3df398e026b/tumblr_inline_nii6cxLeHj1r14j4g.png[/IMG] [IMG]https://38.media.tumblr.com/74ebc93c7ae5159f70083bfa77b3b754/tumblr_inline_nii6e821Ae1r14j4g.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] to be fair, that yard is tiny

[QUOTE=Rocket;47926921]That's what they want you to think. Seriously. This whole new thing where it's ~some cool dude~ running the Twitter account is just a new kind of viral marketing campaign. [url=http://www.somethingawful.com/news/social-media-marketing/]Something Awful[/url] got it spot on.[/QUOTE] Yep Have you guys been to Denny's twitter account? Its the same type of thing. Some people who are really good at tweeting get hired on to run a company twitter account and told to go wild. Hilarity ensues. Result: everyone loves denny's twitter. Isn't that what every company dreams of - high social media engagement? Problem: this only works because not everyone is doing it

One of my (unreal) life goals is to become a millionaire, buy the sonic IP, and either kill it or hire competent programmers. Or turn it into a mobile game and become a BILLIONAIRE

[QUOTE=Megalan;47938812]It's Aaron Webber, man. He always was like this. :v: [video=youtube;or_yA23o6v8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_yA23o6v8[/video][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.snag.gy/8wGdC.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.snag.gy/tsafo.jpg[/img] Jesus Christ.

[QUOTE=KorJax;47940911]Yep Have you guys been to Denny's twitter account? Its the same type of thing. Some people who are really good at tweeting get hired on to run a company twitter account and told to go wild. Hilarity ensues. Result: everyone loves denny's twitter. Isn't that what every company dreams of - high social media engagement? Problem: this only works because not everyone is doing it[/QUOTE] Yes, you're right, only a few people should do this, all the other companies should do it the good ol' way of being completely alien to their users. That seems to be working well.

[QUOTE=Maegord;47941347] [IMG]http://i.snag.gy/tsafo.jpg[/IMG] Jesus Christ.[/QUOTE] "REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?!"

[QUOTE=Megalan;47938812]It's Aaron Webber, man. He always was like this. :v: [video=youtube;or_yA23o6v8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_yA23o6v8[/video][/QUOTE] That's some of the best on-the-spot banter I've ever seen, if there's an award for PR guy of the year give it to this dude.

Oh shit, is the head of the Twitter really Aaron? I thought he left Sega a while ago!

[QUOTE=A Beaver;47945497]Oh shit, is the head of the Twitter really Aaron? I thought he left Sega a while ago![/QUOTE] He returned to SEGA a week or two ago and started to rake all of the shit SEGA did while he was gone.

Some guy from another forum sent the tweet to Chris, his response: [img]http://i.imgur.com/YkV0K9Al.jpg[/img]

When he finds out its real he's gonna be pissed.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;47951239]When he finds out its real he's gonna be pissed.[/QUOTE] Well he thinks this letter is still real, so who knows. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nOrSx8o.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Shaohs;47951295]Well he thinks this letter is still real, so who knows. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nOrSx8o.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] God every time I've read that letter, I get more confused that he fell for it. He's gotten more resistant to blatant weenry over the years, such as people claiming to be Shigeru Miyamoto, or Reggie. There's a number of problems here and obvious jokes, such as the, "Heculean effort," (Which would be an odd phrase even if it was spelled appropriately as Herculean). It ending with saying 'we'll give you a room at a 5-star hotel but you'll have to pay for transportation,' which is a stab at the fact that when he believed he was conversing with Miyamoto many years ago, the supposed Miyamoto offered to make his long desired Sonichu game, but only if Chris came to the Nintendo of America offices, and that Chris would have to pay for transport himself. Thus resulting in Chris, who seriously at the time believed he was talking to the real Shigeru Miyamoto about making a Sonichu game, turning down the opportunity because GAS IS EXPENSIVE!!! But no, what really gets me is the name of the 'author', the combination of the fact that Kesshite's assumed English name is Katherine(Chris's latest internet sweetheart who was obviously a troll that he had just gotten over was named Catherine), and her surname is Buruamuzu (Blue arms). God darn, Chris, I thought you'd gotten better over the years.

[QUOTE=Maegord;47951965] God darn, Chris, I thought you'd gotten better over the years.[/QUOTE] Considering he was dumb enough to pierce his own taint by himself, because he thought thats where his vagina was, its safe to assume the opposite.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;47952177]Considering he was dumb enough to pierce his own taint by himself, because he thought thats where his vagina was, its safe to assume the opposite.[/QUOTE] What? I've never heard of this, I know Chandler identifies as female, but piercing their own genitals wtf.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;47952177]Considering he was dumb enough to pierce his own taint by himself, because he thought thats where his vagina was, its safe to assume the opposite.[/QUOTE] No no, he didn't pierce his taint because he thought the vagina was there, he pierced his taint because he thought that's where the clitoris is and that a piercing in this location would help with tribadism. So basically chris chan thinks the clitoris is located [I]under[/I] the vagina.

[QUOTE=Explosions;47926157]I've never found this Chris-chan baiting to be funny. People are just picking on someone with a disability.[/QUOTE] It defintley has some kind of a mental problem that's for sure.