This doesn't seem like something the Red Cross would do. /sigh
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;33625638]I should recieve the death penalty, atleast sixty times, for all I've done in video games.[/QUOTE]
Fuck, alone for skyrim I'd get the death penalty a couple of times.
The red cross is full of pretty cool guys, they taught me CPR and shit.
But that's retarded, yeah.
First the Salvation Army turn out to be a bunch of homophobes and now this? Next we'll find out that Amnesty are suddenly neo-nazis or something.
Well, Red Cross. You caught me.
It took a while, but you finally caught me.
It all started a long time ago. Sometime in the very early 90s. Shooting turtle shells at cars and jumping on innocent creature's heads.
I then moved on to other things several years later. Including pretending to be the secret agent, James Bond. I then would invite my friends over and we would kill one another. Multiple times. Over and over. To see who was best.
Years went by. When technology improved I began to take my actions through many different areas. I killed Germans in WW2. I killed Russians in the Cold War. I have blown up buildings, shot down helicopters, and driven a tank down city streets. I have, while trying to show off, crashed aircraft into buildings and even during WW2 - I would fly airplanes low enough to clip soldiers with it's wings.
During WW2 I was in the pacific. Wake Island to be exact. I would constantly strafe pilots standing around the airstrip - they had no defense against me really. Why did I do it? For my amusement, I guess.
I have fought in modern conflicts, also. Fighting against the MEC and even the Russians. I have fought insurgents, rebels, and even participated in the first Gulf War. There...well, things did not change. I shot at people and they shot at me. I ran people over with humvees, trucks, and sometimes a jet. If someone got into a jet before I did, yes, I sometimes event murdered my own comrades by slamming a jeep into their jet while they tried to take off.
I went into the future. While the world was freezing over. I stepped on people with my walker and boarded giant ships with the sheer purpose of blowing them up. For no reason other than my amusement.
The list goes on and on, Red Cross. I deeply regret all those faces now.
I will be sitting in my kitchen, I have already handcuffed myself. I will be waiting for you to charge me with these horrific war crimes committed in fictional worlds with pixeled faces.
Video games is now vegetable
No fun allowed.
Oh fuck I'm getting life then.
So crimes committed in games are now real life crimes?
Oh God, that pumpkin I stole in Oblivion is going to haunt me for life... next thing I know police will be shouting "Stop right there criminal scum!" to me in the street
I've murdered pixels from all around the world, Interpol, take me away, criminal scum like me don't deserve to be free.
The amount of virtual families I've ruined......just put me in a cell and throw away the key.
tbh point deductions for war crimes could be interesting and fun.
[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/game-on-red-cross-says-players-of-combat-simulations-wont-face-war-crimes-prosecution/2011/12/08/gIQAivwAfO_story.html[/url]
It's a fakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;33628461][url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/game-on-red-cross-says-players-of-combat-simulations-wont-face-war-crimes-prosecution/2011/12/08/gIQAivwAfO_story.html[/url]
It's a fakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.[/QUOTE]
Just one of each letter would have sufficed thank you.
Hey i'm not a war criminal!
I always identify my targets before I kill them!
[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;33628461][url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/game-on-red-cross-says-players-of-combat-simulations-wont-face-war-crimes-prosecution/2011/12/08/gIQAivwAfO_story.html[/url]
It's a fakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.[/QUOTE]
"GENEVA — Gamers worried their actions on the virtual battlefield could land them at the Hague war crimes tribunal can relax." lol no shit.
After they got rid of all that is wrong in the world they obviously have to find a new occupation.
Waaait a second!
red cross has never done any good
1. Play Civ4
2. Use Slavery
3. "Oh hi there IHL, problem?"
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;33626912]they're not even saying "video games are bad" they're just saying they're concerned and want to look into the issue
it's like a completely reasonable attitude to have
[editline]8th December 2011[/editline]
i mean i'm super concerned when i see a 7 year old playing grand theft auto 4[/QUOTE]
This is completely irrelevant to my statement, I was mentioning to the person who said they were considering volunteering until they saw this, so just telling him this isn't the red cross you would volunteer with, and their actions with the statements in paragraphs 2 and 3 of the article make me think that they believe that video games cause violence.
[QUOTE=Cone;33626074]Well now I can't help but think that, if people actually fall for this and playing vidya gaems becomes a war crime, the next Bond villain is going to be some twelve year old who got five Tactical Nukes in one match on CoD.[/QUOTE]
James Bond in - [i]You only respawn twice[/i]
@topic
If they're really that worried about people being desentizised to violence then they should turn to movies, splatter flicks are fucking everywhere!
People being violently cut in half, blood splattering everywhere, they crawl 5 feet, pulling out their insestine lying on the floor and then lying on their back while gurgling random crap because they're choking to death on their own blood.
What if you work for the US Army in Battlefield?
On the bright side this could stop the amount of generic shooters being made.
Of all the games I have ever played, the largest homicide I ever committed was probably in roller-coaster tycoon.
Try me for warcrimes.
[QUOTE=Vandel;33629808]Of all the games I have ever played, the largest homicide I ever committed was probably in roller-coaster tycoon.
Try me for warcrimes.[/QUOTE]
GENOCIDE AGAINST AMUSEMENT PARK VISITORS
Genocide is defined as "the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of an ethnic, racial, religious, or national group"
I'm pretty sure that falls under religion, some families have seasonal pilgrimages!
600,000,000 of us?
lol let's start our own fucking country and show them what violation of the Geneva Convention really is.
If this is true, shouldn't I be a war hero? I helped the allies end WWII several times
[QUOTE=grr164;33630374]600,000,000 of us?
lol let's start our own fucking country and show them what violation of the Geneva Convention really is.[/QUOTE]
We shall colonize Victoria Island (or whatever it's called)!
It's a long, entirely empty strip of land in the Arctic Circle. We could probably buy it for about £700, since nobody wants it. Then we make houses out of shipping containers, and greenhouses with even larger containers!
England sucks, let's do this, we're making this happen
Oh deer, I have just played DEFCON, does that mean I'm a mass murderer?
[QUOTE=Cone;33630440]We shall colonize Victoria Island (or whatever it's called)!
It's a long, entirely empty strip of land in the Arctic Circle. We could probably buy it for about £700, since nobody wants it. Then we make houses out of shipping containers, and greenhouses with even larger containers!
England sucks, let's do this, we're making this happen[/QUOTE]
I'm sure between 600,000,000 of us, at least a good percentage of us can develop a space program. At that point, we colonize the moon, and gain a strategic advantage over any country on Earth.
Oh my god Red Cross. I had faith in that you weren't like other dumb organizations. FUCK!
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