[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;42944077]*tentacle rape joke*[/QUOTE]
No man, you'll have to do it like this;
[QUOTE=abananapeel;42941730]First baby to be born in japan in a while probably![/QUOTE]
Yeah I guess those tentacles have a hard time impregnating
[QUOTE=pentium;42941437]Is it a boy or a girl?[/QUOTE]
Tentacle
the land has a higher birth rate than its people
-goddamn wrong thread-
could you technically race to the island and claim it as your own or no?
So what does this mean for the Shinto creation myth, exactly.
Did Izanagi and Izanami have a quicky and because they realised they missed something?
Will this island get nuked too?
the CIA should've dispatched a crack team of frogmen to plant the american flag there before anyone else can set foot on it. The next American territory.
[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;42941442]Then it turns out it was the back of a kaiju. Japan was never heard from again.[/QUOTE]
It's okay they'll just get a 7 year-old kid to save them.
my islands are birthing on their own, nippon-san
[QUOTE=Oddshot;42952727]So what does this mean for the Shinto creation myth, exactly.
Did Izanagi and Izanami have a quicky and because they realised they missed something?[/QUOTE]
If I remember the mythos correctly, I'm sure Izanagi would never even touch Izanami again if he could.
And after a couple of years we can organize a play date for it with [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surtsey]Surtsey[/url].
[QUOTE=Fish_poke;42941447]don't press your gender roles on this poor baby island[/QUOTE]
This has to be one of the best posts I've seen this year.
Edit: [img]http://puu.sh/5qSpp.png[/img]
Confusedasfuck
[QUOTE=Xakoro;42941652]Oh yeah cause it's same longitude as Seattle. Thanks![/QUOTE]
Pretty sure you mean latitude
Holy shit, I thought this was a joke. I was on another site, where there was a competition about this, you had an hour to write a song that would play as you announced the new island that had been birthed.
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