Man Infects Hundreds Of People With AIDS In Michigan - Polidicks

Sounds like another Gaëtan Dugas. [editline]00[/editline] [QUOTE=Lyonidis;34007695]Dugas 2.0[/QUOTE] :|

[QUOTE=Symmetry;34007864]He's probably exaggerating about the sexual partners.[/QUOTE] That was my first thought, especially given "mental illness..." he's probably delusional. Though it's always best to err on the side of caution, I suppose.

[QUOTE=Keegs;34007843]What the fuck is wrong with you.[/QUOTE] Seriously. Not only has he achieved his goals of killing hundreds, he has done it covertly and in a way that's hard to track, meaning his spree could last longer. And his spree wasn't just shoot/stab and then dead, he actually banged his victims and that is how he kills them. The murder weapon is his cock. Whats more, the disease will kill them extremely slowly, making them wither over years and years and ruining the sex life of the victim in the mean time. He has found a way to kill hundreds in an extremely slow, humiliating way that was so covert he only got caught by handing himself in, all the while giving him sexual gratification. As I said, serial killer of the year, all years.

[QUOTE=Symmetry;34007864]He's probably exaggerating about how many partners he's had. Think about it, over three years, it would need to be around one person a day.[/QUOTE] At least 3 and that's not counting if he took breaks or not.

Dude I'm seriously fucking worried I have had a lot of unprotected sex I'm about to go get tested

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34007889]Seriously. Not only has he achieved his goals of killing hundreds, he has done it covertly and in a way that's hard to track, meaning his spree could last longer. And his spree wasn't just shoot/stab and then dead, he actually banged his victims and that is how he kills them. The murder weapon is his cock. Whats more, the disease will kill them extremely slowly, making them wither over years and years and ruining the sex life of the victim in the mean time. He has found a way to kill hundreds in an extremely slow, humiliating way that was so covert he only got caught by handing himself in, all the while giving him sexual gratification. As I said, serial killer of the year, all years.[/QUOTE] I'll admit, I didn't see your logic at first but it is true. The police couldn't even have known that this was happening until he was caught since there's no body to use as evidence

[QUOTE=bluesky;34007933]Dude I'm seriously fucking worried I have had a lot of unprotected sex I'm about to go get tested[/QUOTE] Facepunch user Sex Good one

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34007948]Facepunch user Sex Good one[/QUOTE] I'm not kidding though? Not all fpers are neckbeard no-lifes

Well, at least dropping the soap will be his least concern.

[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;34008039]Well, at least dropping the soap will be his least concern.[/QUOTE] He'd probably welcome it so that he could infect the other guy The other guy doesn't know who he's fucking with (pun unintended)

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;34007756]"he had engaged in unprotected sex with as many partners as he could -- a number he estimated to be in the "thousands" -- in an effort to infect them with HIV and kill them." you don't need to bother getting tested unless you fuck old men in michigan[/QUOTE] my bad i forgot STDs spread

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;34008060]my bad i forgot STDs spread[/QUOTE] Exactly, if these are those type of people who just meet up with people they met on the internet then this could spread real fast

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34007948]Facepunch user Sex Good one[/QUOTE] Guy who is like 2 weeks on here 20 posts. Haha.

[QUOTE=Jetblack357;34008080]Guy who is like 2 weeks on here 20 posts. Haha.[/QUOTE] Thats an average of around 1.3 posts a day. Totally uber neckbeard living in a basement with WoW erryday, right.

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34008103]Thats an average of around 1.3 posts a day. Totally uber neckbeard living in a basement with WoW erryday, right.[/QUOTE] Well you better stop posting because you almost doubled your average right there.

[QUOTE=bluesky;34007933]Dude I'm seriously fucking worried I have had a lot of unprotected sex I'm about to go get tested[/QUOTE]Yeah, you'd probably want to get tested even if this story hadn't come out. "Lots of unprotected sex" is bad.

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34008103]Thats an average of around 1.3 posts a day. Totally uber neckbeard living in a basement with WoW erryday, right.[/QUOTE] He means how your account seems to point that you're brand new

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34008168]He means how your account seems to point that you're brand new[/QUOTE] Far from it, actually. I wont divulge more info, though, because racecar.

what a liar dave is still a virgin i cant believe he tells people this shit

I remember watching an episode of CSI where a man did this. Don't remember how it ended.

What the fuck. I've never been on the western side of the state, only mid and southeast, but that's fucked up. [QUOTE=bluesky;34007685]But they put a q-tip in your dickhole :( and I feel fine currently[/QUOTE] lol no they don't. HIV tests are blood tests. I've had a couple.

Yet another reason I hate this state.

Kinda unrelated, but his penis probably looks like a shriveled up green pepper

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34008274]Yet another reason I hate this state.[/QUOTE] Michigan is a grand state, just with stupid people, terrible politicians and a shitty economy. Oh yea, recall Dick Snyder, fellow Michigander.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34008274]Yet another reason I hate this state.[/QUOTE] I like my state, I almost never see any news on it here in Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34008327]I like my state, I almost never see any news on it here in Sensationalist Headlines[/QUOTE] What state?

[QUOTE=yawmwen;34008349]What state?[/QUOTE] Virginia, last article I saw here on Sensationalist Headlines about it was some house getting hit by a meteorite, I like not seeing depressing news in my state

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34007948]Facepunch user Sex Good one[/QUOTE] olololol i was the first to say it in the thread im so funny <('.'<)

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34008389]Virginia, last article I saw here on Sensationalist Headlines about it was some house getting hit by a meteorite, I like not seeing depressing news in my state[/QUOTE] Lucky you. All Michigan's got for it now is a bombed out shell of an economy, this walking pandemic, and former mayor Kilpatrick.

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34008389]Virginia, last article I saw here on Sensationalist Headlines about it was some house getting hit by a meteorite, I like not seeing depressing news in my state[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I'll subscribe to a few Virginia news feeds and be sure to make sure your state is well represented on facepunch. :v: