How does a country with such an advanced economy and tech sector have such a high inflation rate, seriously I'm probably dumb but I just don't know why.
Toilet paper? Pfft baby wipes are the solution. You get totally clean with those.
This is very good news though. In Japan, 100 yen is roughly the version of $1 over here, there are 100 yen stores here just as there are dollar stores or 99p stores anywhere else. This is especially good news because formerly the yen rate was 76 to $1 which is very bad because it became expensive for businesses to work with Japanese companies and was damaging the Japanese economy because people are going to China or Korea instead.
Poop Megathread I: Once a week edition.
Once a week? Holy shit. I once waited 3 and a half days because it was an school trip and I shat a turd the size of half my arm. Anyways, to change the topic, how many yens is one euro? I've wondered it since I saw doraemon as a kid
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;46401469]As long as we are shitposting I like to point out that it's quite likely you go to bathroom far more often than once a week and you just don't remember or take not of it because of how mundane and common activity it is.
Kinda like speculation with currencies.[/QUOTE]
I do both at the same time. It brings good fortune.
[editline]3rd November 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kindashort;46401844]Toilet paper? Pfft baby wipes are the solution. You get totally clean with those.[/QUOTE]
Hell no, you'll spread it all over the place.
[QUOTE=-Iker-;46402231]Once a week? Holy shit. I once waited 3 and a half days because it was an school trip and I shat a turd the size of half my arm. Anyways, to change the topic, how many yens is one euro? I've wondered it since I saw doraemon as a kid[/QUOTE]
[URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=euro+to+yen"]https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=euro+to+yen[/URL]
you all need bidets
All this constipation talk is triggering some baddd memories. If you ever take serious painkillers for a while, make sure you get laxatives (Doc must have been [I]lax[/I] with the warnings).
After inevitably and painfully becoming constipated and saving up 3-4 days worth of matter, I would sit on the toilet for an hour at a time and still the rock only moved up and down. I was getting hot, sweaty and light headed so I had to keep spraying my naked body with water. I took a suppository first and dear god, it did nothing but add pressure to my already throbbing, stretched and tired asshole. On the 6th and final day, I took a pill and the same thing happened - things were getting critical and I had to be brazen.
I'd had the idea to remove the plug with my fingers on the 4th day but I'd thought it wouldn't have to come to that. Alas however, fate always has the last laugh, so I tore the now 6 day clump of feces from its throne. It had the feel and consistency of slightly drier-than-usual play-doh and by gods, the amount. Once the "boss" was gone, the rest was free to quite literally cover my hand in a explosive, Tsar Bomb like fashion. Once I'd unclogged the toilet, cleaned myself up and cried a few tears of joy I practically passed out from exhaustion and hunger. It made me a little more respectful of what our mothers did for each one of us.
This is fantastic , when I first moved to Japan it was 74 yen to 1 dollar now it's 111 yen; I'm rich!
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;46402495]This is fantastic , when I first moved to Japan it was 74 yen to 1 dollar now it's 111 yen; I'm rich![/QUOTE]
Our E-5 pay definitely goes a lot further, too bad big navy is going to fuck us on COLA decreases.
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;46402496]Do you write fanfic[/QUOTE]
I couldn't dream up half the magic some of those chaps ejaculate
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;46401113]Wait... once every 1.5 days is not often enough?
I go like once a week... Should I be concerned?[/QUOTE]
dude you must have like a gigantic turd just sitting in your bowels
just sitting there
waiting
[editline]3rd November 2014[/editline]
I shit once a day man
While you guys argue over how often you shit(I shit once or twice a day), I'm going to use this golden opportunity to order some dakis
[QUOTE=Ta16;46401873]This is very good news though. In Japan, 100 yen is roughly the version of $1 over here, there are 100 yen stores here just as there are dollar stores or 99p stores anywhere else. This is especially good news because formerly the yen rate was 76 to $1 which is very bad because it became expensive for businesses to work with Japanese companies and was damaging the Japanese economy because people are going to China or Korea instead.[/QUOTE]
This is basically it
For an export based economy Japan's huge deflation was seriously fucking over revenue (though it was making my college cheaper huehue) so the governments been doing basically whatever possible to crash the value of yen.
76 yen to the dollar sure was nice while it lasted though
Impulse buying shit was a lot easier to mentally justify when everything was 25% off
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They'll probably try to bring it back up to 120 to the dollar like it used to be in mid-2000's and its gonna make shit all fucking expensive again
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;46401056]You know you can wipe more than once with a sheet, right? First the middle, then every corner. You obviously can't do a big wiping motion (unless you want to get shit on your hands), but five smaller strokes save paper and it's quicker as well. I shit a lot so obviously I want to be efficient.[/QUOTE]
This is the most disturbing thing I've read in a thread in some time.
You are wiping your ass with the purpose of removing shit, with a used toilet paper.
I shit once a week and I'm perfectly fine.
Although there was one time it was so massive it ripped my ass and I could not walk for 3 days.
:suicide:
After going through this thread, I have come to the judgement that I am not getting enough fiber in my diet.
[QUOTE=Shogoll;46402956]This is basically it
For an export based economy Japan's huge deflation was seriously fucking over revenue (though it was making my college cheaper huehue) so the governments been doing basically whatever possible to crash the value of yen.
76 yen to the dollar sure was nice while it lasted though
Impulse buying shit was a lot easier to mentally justify when everything was 25% off
[editline]a[/editline]
They'll probably try to bring it back up to 120 to the dollar like it used to be in mid-2000's and its gonna make shit all fucking expensive again[/QUOTE]
Try living here while getting paid in USD, gas at Eneos, GoJ road tax, starbucks, everything costed 25% more.Like a Gaijin tax or something.
i defecate annually
[QUOTE=Chryseus;46403196]I shit once a week and I'm perfectly fine.
Although there was one time it was so massive it ripped my ass and I could not walk for 3 days.
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
What the FUCK
[QUOTE=.Lain;46403457]i defecate annually[/QUOTE]
what is it like being a corpse? get out much? :v:
[QUOTE=default911;46402472]All this constipation talk is triggering some baddd memories. If you ever take serious painkillers for a while, make sure you get laxatives (Doc must have been [I]lax[/I] with the warnings).
After inevitably and painfully becoming constipated and saving up 3-4 days worth of matter, I would sit on the toilet for an hour at a time and still the rock only moved up and down. I was getting hot, sweaty and light headed so I had to keep spraying my naked body with water. I took a suppository first and dear god, it did nothing but add pressure to my already throbbing, stretched and tired asshole. On the 6th and final day, I took a pill and the same thing happened - things were getting critical and I had to be brazen.
I'd had the idea to remove the plug with my fingers on the 4th day but I'd thought it wouldn't have to come to that. Alas however, fate always has the last laugh, so I tore the now 6 day clump of feces from its throne. It had the feel and consistency of slightly drier-than-usual play-doh and by gods, the amount. Once the "boss" was gone, the rest was free to quite literally cover my hand in a explosive, Tsar Bomb like fashion. Once I'd unclogged the toilet, cleaned myself up and cried a few tears of joy I practically passed out from exhaustion and hunger. It made me a little more respectful of what our mothers did for each one of us.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha oh opiates
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;46401113]Wait... once every 1.5 days is not often enough?
I go like once a week... Should I be concerned?[/QUOTE]
I know a guy who craps four times a day.
I like to refer to him as Mr. High Bypass Turbofan
All this shitposting makes me think of the time I couldn't shit for 2 weeks thanks to a lovely EPA diet ( Kinda like German MRE, except somehow even worse).
Fun times!
Anyhow, I'll use this golden opperturnity to blow my meager pay on dakis and figurines.
It's time to unveil my secrete wiping technique.
Step 1: Grab 2 sheets, fold one over the other and wipe.
Step 2: Fold the used sheets in half hotdog style with the stained side as the inner side, wipe again.
Now for the bold or the low on cash/tp, there is a final step:
Forbidden Step 3: Fold the used sheets in half another time, stained side still inner, forming a square. Wipe again.
With this technique you can achieve 2 safe wipes and 1 semi-safe wipe with 2 sheets. This is a 1 to 1.5 ratio of wipes per sheet.
Now go forth and wipe diligently my students.
[QUOTE=default911;46402472]All this constipation talk is triggering some baddd memories. If you ever take serious painkillers for a while, make sure you get laxatives (Doc must have been [I]lax[/I] with the warnings).
After inevitably and painfully becoming constipated and saving up 3-4 days worth of matter, I would sit on the toilet for an hour at a time and still the rock only moved up and down. I was getting hot, sweaty and light headed so I had to keep spraying my naked body with water. I took a suppository first and dear god, it did nothing but add pressure to my already throbbing, stretched and tired asshole. On the 6th and final day, I took a pill and the same thing happened - things were getting critical and I had to be brazen.
I'd had the idea to remove the plug with my fingers on the 4th day but I'd thought it wouldn't have to come to that. Alas however, fate always has the last laugh, so I tore the now 6 day clump of feces from its throne. It had the feel and consistency of slightly drier-than-usual play-doh and by gods, the amount. Once the "boss" was gone, the rest was free to quite literally cover my hand in a explosive, Tsar Bomb like fashion. Once I'd unclogged the toilet, cleaned myself up and cried a few tears of joy I practically passed out from exhaustion and hunger. It made me a little more respectful of what our mothers did for each one of us.[/QUOTE]
my anus hurts just from reading this oh my god
Woah, that means you can the Japaneses New 3ds for less then $145 right now.
this thread is gold
[QUOTE=dark soul;46404781]Woah, that means you can the Japaneses New 3ds for less then $145 right now.[/QUOTE]
buy now
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