'Michelle and Barack Obama's divorce papers to be revealed 10/24
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;38167254][url]http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-stories-about-donald-trump-you-wont-believe-are-true/[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow, what a genuine fucking idiot.
Wait the big secret he was going to reveal was that video? That's pretty fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;38168496]Wow, what a genuine fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]Yeah, turns out Donald Trump can't run a business, has an Olympic-Class ego, steals from everyone who comes with fifteen feet of him, sues anyone critical of him, and basically bullies everyone else around him while setting money on fire.
[QUOTE=DJK;38168701]Wait the big secret he was going to reveal was that video? That's pretty fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]
yeah, I'm confused. The big secret was a ransom note. What was all the hubub about divorce papers I've been hearing about all day?
[QUOTE=daijitsu;38168962]yeah, I'm confused. The big secret was a ransom note. What was all the hubub about divorce papers I've been hearing about all day?[/QUOTE]
Apparently [quote]The divorce rumour first reared its head in a recent book about Mr Obama by author Ed Klein. He said the Obamas hit a rough patch in 2000 and Michelle "actually had divorce papers drawn up". The claim was denied by the White House.
[url=http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/donald-trumps-dirty-bombshell-revealed-tycoon-to-claim-he-has-obama-divorce-papers/story-e6frfmqi-1226502243725#ixzz2AH60TByu]Link[/url][/quote]
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;38164229]Trump's been married fucking three times anyway so I don't know why he thinks he has the right to toot his horn at anyone else's decisions.
Not only that, but he seems to just pick young models to marry.
Here's his current, super sexy slovenian wife, who's over 20 years younger than him.
[img]http://amazingers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/donald-trump-family.jpg[/img]
Now try to explain to me how there is any real love involved between her and such an ego-fantastical cunt as Donald Trump, and question whether they'd be together if he was just a regular Joe guy.[/QUOTE]
That's fucking hilarious, his wife was like, 5 when he was 78.
Colbert's response to the offer posed by Trump. Media tags won't work for some reason, so here's the link:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wlvQW7tI4aE#![/url]
Donald Trump actually loves Obama but just can't be honest with himself.
Trump just wants attention. Everybody ignore him and maybe he'll go away
Donald Trump objectively has the worst haircut out of everyone ever.
Would it matter in the slightest bit if they were close to getting divorced? I'm fairly certain most American marriages end in divorce. Getting divorced would just make the Obamas more American.
oh no they almost got a divorce
ROMNEY 2012 Ban divorces!
[editline]25th October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Robbobin;38178003]Donald Trump objectively has the worst haircut out of everyone ever.[/QUOTE]
It's not a hair[I]cut[/I] so much as it's a hair[I]wig[/I].
If this was Romney peoples "private life this private life that" would simply vanish magically.
Main reasons why I hate our government all they do is dig up dirt on one another.... they all suck
[QUOTE=laserguided;38179572]If this was Romney peoples "private life this private life that" would simply vanish magically.[/QUOTE]Because what people want to know about Romney is relevant to things like his taxes which can reveal serious breaches of the law and tax evasion. Not "Ohh, the Obama's almost kinda maybe got a divorce!"
[QUOTE=Shadow Core;38181523]Main reasons why I hate our government all they do is dig up dirt on one another.... they all suck[/QUOTE]
But Donald Trump isn't a part of our government. He's just a sad little man with a tiny penis desperately trying to get any attention he can.
Trump, you get out of here and go home.
[QUOTE=Paradox621;38176066]Colbert's response to the offer posed by Trump. Media tags won't work for some reason, so here's the link:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wlvQW7tI4aE#![/url][/QUOTE]
Oh yeah man Trump will take that with no second thoughts, that raggedy loose asshole loves money.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;38182414]Oh yeah man Trump will take that with no second thoughts, that raggedy loose asshole loves money.[/QUOTE]
but it goes to a charity and trump wouldn't want that
also I can't find a video but here's a gifset of jon stewart's response
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;38183946]but it goes to a charity and trump wouldn't want that
also I can't find a video but here's a gifset of jon stewart's response
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfmu1mf371qc8jh0o5_250.gif[/img]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfmu1mf371qc8jh0o6_250.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
The ONLY TV show in all of America that treats a litteral retard as what it is.
[editline]26th October 2012[/editline]
Here's the video: [url]http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-october-24-2012-dakota-meyer[/url]
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