Man butt-dials 911 and accidentally gets his murder plot recorded
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[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;40747343]I've butt-dialed before and I keep my phone in my front pocket.[/QUOTE]
Ditto. I fucking hate touch-screens.
I miss the time when phones just had buttons, my Nokia 3310 never slid around in my pocket magically opening the keylock and dialing a bunch of random family members/friends.
The word "butt" is mentioned here 30 times over 32 posts. Just thought you should know.
Putting your phone in the back pocket is doing pickpockets a favor.
[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;40750252]The word "butt" is mentioned here 30 times over 32 posts. Just thought you should know.[/QUOTE]
An average of 0.9375 'butts' per post.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;40745922]A million asses banging on a million keyboards will eventually dial 911. I think that's how the phrase goes.[/QUOTE]
Hiesenberg's ass.
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People keep their phones in their back pocket?
I would never do that.
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See the emergency dial button? Thats how easy it is to dial 911 on an Android phone. You get there right from the lockscreen, but can ONLY call emergency numbers.
Only in Florida.
I have a protective case/cover for my phone and I've never butt or pocket dialled.
[editline]23rd May 2013[/editline]
Which is good because I usually take my phone out with me when I go murdering.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;40752405]I have a protective case/cover for my phone and I've never butt or pocket dialled.
[editline]23rd May 2013[/editline]
Which is good because I usually take my phone out with me when I go murdering.[/QUOTE]
Man posts on FP and accidentally gets his murder plot discovered
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See the emergency dial button? Thats how easy it is to dial 911 on an Android phone. You get there right from the lockscreen, but can ONLY call emergency numbers.[/QUOTE]
How on Earth does your butt work a touch screen?
I don't understand how people can put anything in their back pocket, feels so uncomfortable and unsafe
[QUOTE=aurum481;40750016]Our butts seemingly perfected swipe-to-unlock patterns.[/QUOTE]
My side pocket has cracked it. I'm not sure how, but I'll make sure my phone is locked, then pull it out of my pocket and catch it half way to texting someone gibberish.
[QUOTE=darcy010;40752520]How on Earth does your butt work a touch screen?[/QUOTE]
When I was coming out of the train station to go to college this morning, I was listening to music, then all I hear is "beep beep beep, the number you have called is not recognized", I was calling a mate of mine, it couldn't call him because I had no credit...
Problem is my touch screen has been broken for a few weeks and I can't call anyone because that menu on the part where my screen is broken...
~wtf~
[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;40750252]The word "butt" is mentioned here 30 times over 32 posts. Just thought you should know.[/QUOTE]
Well, a butthead like that deserves to hear the word "butt" used to talk about his butt over and over again when he used his butt to do a butt dial.
So, have I made there be more butts than there are posts yet?
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