NASA confirms permanent outpost between Earth and Mars
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This calls for - [video=youtube;jPmb0F00YPE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmb0F00YPE[/video]
Excellent
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;37810126]Goddammit, we're at the cusp of revolutionary discoveries and technologies and the only thing keeping us back is highly inefficient distribution of resources and the paranoia of our entire species in letting down our guard towards one-another. [B]Make love in space[/B], not war on Earth! Space programs and sciences should, no, MUST be given priority in funding, dammit!
Constructing MY space stations out of left-over materials and spare parts? Fuck no you're not! FUNDFUNDFUND so specialized construction materials of the highest quality are available. So all the hardware is purpose-built with the success of the mission in mind.
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If only it were that easy for Humanity to grow up :'c
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That station better have a massive observatory deck or something with lounge chairs, a bar, smooth jazz and giant windows...[/QUOTE]
Zero G porn.
Holy shit a zero g cumshot would be the funniest thing ever. Spunk flying around in little globules, people trying to catch them.
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Edit:
That station better have a massive observatory deck or something with lounge chairs, a bar, smooth jazz and giant windows...[/QUOTE]
Not just a giant windows. Massive observatory deck, lounge chairs, a bar, smooth jazz, striptease poles (well, that one we can do without) - all inside a huge sphere of completely transparent material.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;37808959]But we're perfectly okay spending $600+ billion on the defense budget, right?[/QUOTE]
[url=costofwar.com]should see the totals[/url]
[QUOTE=daijitsu;37810321][URL="http://costofwar.com"]should see the totals[/URL][/QUOTE]
Damnit I was going to post to say you spelt the link wrong but you already fixed it
2017 will be a good year for space age.
but whatabout spess teroris!!!111!11!!
I'd be happy if it wasn't going to get cancelled in a few years like the oh-so-certain Constellation program did. I'm pessimistic about this.
Some shitnut will proably cancel this project. Cut all NASA bugdet and throw it all into defence bugdet.
Defense bugdet being used to design an officer chair with perfect zero-friction for the next dumbass to in the white house to spin around on.
Reminds me off the self sustaining moonbase in 2001 space oddesey.
The main reason they're doing this and not a moon base is so the astronauts won't spend their days saying naughty things to each other using the text-to-speech engine. :v:
Srs though, get on it NASA. You put man on the moon in less than ten years, I'm sure you can put a space station way the hell out there.
[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;37809790]They will bring alot of grey jumpsuits, blue toolboxes, green and blue hair dye, oh and to cut on the costs, they will replace the onship ai with a doorknob.[/QUOTE]
DOORKNOB OPEN DOOR.
DOORKNOB STATE LAWS.
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mfw mars now
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;37808959]But we're perfectly okay spending $600+ billion on the defense budget, right?[/QUOTE]
'murica
[editline]26th September 2012[/editline]
gotta be prepared for dem turrorists!
I wonder how it feels to jerk off when you're in outter space without gravity.
Just imagine if NASA got 600 Billion a year instead of the military
in 40 years, NASA has barely spent more than what our military currently gets PER year
[QUOTE=TheTalon;37811418]Just imagine if NASA got 600 Billion a year instead of the military
in 40 years, NASA has barely spent more than what our military currently gets PER year[/QUOTE]
If only they could actualy contribute a worthy part in space program.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;37811418]Just imagine if NASA got 600 Billion a year instead of the military[/QUOTE]
I don't like to. It makes me feel depressed knowing what could be.
YE GODS!
There's still hope for the US and others to explore the final frontier.
Jump Zero, is that you?
[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;37810569]Some shitnut will proably cancel this project. Cut all NASA bugdet and throw it all into defence bugdet.
Defense bugdet being used to design an officer chair with perfect zero-friction for the next dumbass to in the white house to spin around on.[/QUOTE]
If they were able to create a zero-friction anything that would actually be incredible for science.
[editline]26th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jocke;37811297]I wonder how it feels to jerk off when you're in outter space without gravity.[/QUOTE]
There is gravity in space.
Imagine being part of the crew there.. the mental state and dedication it must take is unbearable to think about.
It probably wouldn't be much different than what is required for the crew of the I.S.S.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;37810020]Because healthcare benefits people, shooting brown people doesn't.[/QUOTE]
Um I'm talking about the money that is wasted from the current system of shitty healthcare that is in America, maybe read before commenting.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;37811329]Exactly the same- friction is still there, gravity doesn't affect ejaculation[/QUOTE]
if you are in zero g would you blast back when you cum???
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;37812860]Imagine being part of the crew there.. the mental state and dedication it must take is unbearable to think about.[/QUOTE]
It's the same thing as the ISS, just a further view
[QUOTE=Zero Ziat;37813187]if you are in zero g would you blast back when you cum???[/QUOTE]
Probably, but not significantly. It wouldn't even be a newton of force, and you most likely wouldn't notice it.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;37814543]In his podcast, Neil deGrasse Tyson spent about 10 mins talking to astronauts about how they could use farts to propel themselves within the ISS (they'd have to have butt-flaps)[/QUOTE]
NASA would have to work on smell-less farts first.
[QUOTE=Zero Ziat;37817418]NASA would have to work on smell-less farts first.[/QUOTE]
Like.. sticking a bundle of flowers up the ass of every astronaut?
Although roses wouldnt make a difference, because they really smell of poopoo.
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