Well wonder if the Scrolls are full of porno and other bestiality shit that they found before in Pompeii.
Seriously go look up erotica in Pompeii.
Garry was here Ash is a loser
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How stunning
Take that Vesuvius, science 1 volcanoes 0.
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;46976740]Well wonder if the Scrolls are full of porno and other bestiality shit that they found before in Pompeii.
Seriously go look up erotica in Pompeii.[/QUOTE]
Ah yes, I have heard of such things, including that one sculpture of Pan fucking a goat. Also apparently prostitution was pretty damn prominent and cheap in Pompeii and Herculaneum (prudish types would say the towns were rife with debauchery), and according to a piece of ancient Pompeian graffiti [I]"If anyone is looking for some tender love in this town, keep in mind that here all the girls are very friendly"[/I]. Or so he said.
But beyond the Pan X Goat artpiece, I haven't heard of much else in the way of the Pompeian bestiality thing, though I wouldn't put it past them. After all, this [U]is[/U] Classical Antiquity we're talking about.
"Drink more ovaltine"
"Be sure to chug more of Bacchus' Special Reserve! Whether by the cup or the amphora, it's truly divine!"
I really want to believe it contains all the missing books of Livy and other cool shit but I just know it'll be tedious Epicurean tracts
[QUOTE][T]http://public.media.smithsonianmag.com//filer/b6/15/b615359c-163b-4fd3-b183-aa160c40ba27/scroll-whole.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]
Looks like something from Bad Dragon
[quote]Epicurus was a Greek philosopher who developed a school of thought in the third century B.C. that promoted pleasure as the main goal of life, but in the form of living modestly[/quote]
I'm sure that scroll will have a note saying "You're doing it wrong".
Looks like the turd i did this morning.
[QUOTE=smug.gif;46977010]Looks like something from Bad Dragon[/QUOTE]
I wonder if folks in the Mediterranean Classical Era would have actually crafted animalistic dongs? I mean, with the way they were and how a lot of things weren't as "taboo" as they are today, I don't think it would be too implausible for some manic artisans to craft such things out of stone or bronze or even fired clay.
I mean, centuries before Pompeii was buried, the Mediterranean had the Antikythera clock and Atlantean brass, so it wouldn't be too much to wonder what other wondrous things the populace of the Mediterranean civilisations would have made that we have yet to discover.
"Dick butt lol"
Professor Jenkins turns to the camera as a single tear rolls down his cheek
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;46976740]Well wonder if the Scrolls are full of porno and other bestiality shit that they found before in Pompeii.
Seriously go look up erotica in Pompeii.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16[/url] THis is probably the first diss in history.
pēdīcābo ĕgŏ uōs ĕt īrrŭmābō
Aūrĕlī păthĭce ēt cĭnaēdĕ Fūrī.
quī me ēx uērsĭcŭlīs mĕīs pŭtāstīs
quōd sūnt mōllĭcŭlī părūm pŭdīcŭm.
nām cāstum ēssĕ dĕcēt pĭūm pŏētăm
īpsūm. uērsĭcŭlōs nĭhīl nĕcēssĕ est.
quī tūm dēnĭque hăbēnt sălem āc lĕpōrĕm.
sī sīnt mōllĭcŭli āc părūm pŭdīcī.
ēt quōd prūrĭăt īncĭtārĕ pōssĭnt.
nōn dīcō pŭĕrīs sĕd hīs pĭlōsōs
quī dūrōs nĕquĕūnt mŏuērĕ lūmbōs.
uōs quōd mīlĭă mūltă bāsĭōrŭm
lēgīstīs mălĕ mē mărēm pŭtātĭs.
pēdīcābo ĕgŏ uōs ĕt īrrŭmābō.
In English:
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius,
you who think, because my poems
are sensitive, that I have no shame.
For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems.
In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
and can arouse an itch,
and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
who can't get it up.
Because you've read my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.
*drops scroll.*
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[editline]20th January 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=ironman17;46977196]I wonder if folks in the Mediterranean Classical Era would have actually crafted animalistic dongs? I mean, with the way they were and how a lot of things weren't as "taboo" as they are today, I don't think it would be too implausible for some manic artisans to craft such things out of stone or bronze or even fired clay.
I mean, centuries before Pompeii was buried, the Mediterranean had the Antikythera clock and Atlantean brass, so it wouldn't be too much to wonder what other wondrous things the populace of the Mediterranean civilisations would have made that we have yet to discover.[/QUOTE]
Phalluses became more of a taboo in the Middle Ages, phallic imagery was pretty common place in places you wouldn't really expect. The erotic connotations were a big no-no in Christian Europe, so even though it shows up in art, dicks are much less understated from that point onward.
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Kinda makes you wonder how our world would have turned out if there was no "Fall of Rome", and the social mores and technological wonders of that time didn't fade from European culture as a whole?
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Phalluses became more of a taboo in the Middle Ages, phallic imagery was pretty common place in places you wouldn't really expect. The erotic connotations were a big no-no in Christian Europe, so even though it shows up in art, dicks are much less understated from that point onward.[/QUOTE]
Like on Herma.
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Herma_Demosthenes_Glyptothek_Munich_292.jpg[/t]
These would be all over the place.
It says "ur a faget"
[QUOTE=ironman17;46977492]Kinda makes you wonder how our world would have turned out if there was no "Fall of Rome", and the social mores and technological wonders of that time didn't fade from European culture as a whole?[/QUOTE]
Honestly, the advent of Christianity was the point when the decline of the Roman Empire would be inevitable. In addition to the increasingly unstable social and military situation on its extremely wide borders, it was becoming too bureaucratic for its own good, corruption was high, and it could barely afford to keep their public works in order. Armies weren't getting paid on time, Britain was abandoned entirely (cutting them off from some decent resources because they simply couldn't afford to guard it), and civil unrest was pretty high. "Barbarian" armies that had far better tactics and commanders were finally gaining superiority over the Roman military, which by this point was outdated, underfunded and undermanned.
Christianity essentially was a sort of counter-culture to the institutionalized paganism ("Give back to Caesar what is Caesar's, but give back to God what is God's") because of the way it challenged ideas of divine authority at the time.
For Rome to have survived, it would have needed to undergo serious socially progressive changes which would have been unheard of at the time, major economic sacrifices and it still would have probably become very, very tiny in spite of this.
[QUOTE] that promoted pleasure as the main goal of life, but in the form of living modestly, foregoing fear of the afterlife and learning about the natural world.[/QUOTE]
Sounds euphoric as fuck.
"Professor, what does it say?"
"Let's see now...:
[del]Bread[/del]
[del]Eggs[/del]
Volcano Insurance
Goats Milk..."
this is one of my dreams come true.
'There's a fucking volcano going -'
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;46976754]Garry was here Ash is a loser[/QUOTE]
Ash got the last laugh.
I really hope there's some potential here for recovering some of the lost books of the ancient world. There's so much that we don't know or was lost over time, as was mentioned above even if we could find a lost book of Livy or Polybius it might give us a whole new perspective on an era of history.
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;46976740]Well wonder if the Scrolls are full of porno and other bestiality shit that they found before in Pompeii.
Seriously go look up erotica in Pompeii.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm[/url]
:v:
[QUOTE=LMB10;46980128]'There's a fucking volcano going -'[/QUOTE]
in the castle of aaaaaarggh...
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