[QUOTE=Kentz;22007757]I always lie.
This post is a lie too[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22009836]I lie when I lie about lying, which is a lie of an lie that originates from a lie. But if I lied about a lie, is the original lie a truth or did I lied about that lie too?
This causes a paradox
which is a lie[/QUOTE]
-- == +
A lie about a lie is a truth.
Also, kids who start lying at a young age tend to have a higher intelligence.
I always wondered why my history teacher compared me to Joseph Stalin.
I don't lie I just have an answer for everything.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;22007455]Great. I'm always 100% honest. Guess there goes my chances of being successful.[/QUOTE]
Being honest is a lie.
Someones standards of "great" need some "great" revisions.
It takes quite a bit of charisma to lie effectively.
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[QUOTE=don818;22011644]Being honest is a lie.[/QUOTE]
What does that even mean?
[QUOTE=coolrider102;22007505]I lied so much when I was a kid.
:D Yay?[/QUOTE]Avatar totally fits. :P
Ha, when I was about 6-9 years old the only kids outside were the chav type kids. Wouldn't be such an amazing liar if it weren't for them. :dance:
There's nothing wrong with lying as long as it doesn't cause any extreme negative externalities.
My brother is a really bad lier, he start to blink a lot when he is lying.
And he doesn't know when to stop, with his new job of dealing drugs I'm hoping they don't shoot me.
The pro is that I can steal his weed and he can't do fuck.
That's quite funny, and a little ironic, needless to say.
I'm an honest person. But I'm a brilliant at lying when needs be.
When I went to two different sixth forms at the same time, I used to make them each believe I was on a different time table. So I never really had to turn up.
Convinced people that I got my results online off a government website (Which I set up and controlled) while I dealt illegal pharmaceuticals to rake in around £8000 a year.
Then I managed to talk my self onto a University course I didn't have the grades for because of my (now seemingly rather foolish) previous delinquency.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;22014306]I'm an honest person. But I'm a brilliant at lying when needs be.
When I went to two different sixth forms at the same time, I used to make them each believe I was on a different time table. So I never really had to turn up.
Convinced people that I got my results online off a government website (Which I set up and controlled) while I dealt illegal pharmaceuticals to rake in around £8000 a year.
Then I managed to talk my self onto a University course I didn't have the grades for because of my (now seemingly rather foolish) previous delinquency.[/QUOTE]
What do you plan to make of yourself, sir?
when I was little I lied a lot, now I'm usually brutally honest. Not to say I don't cover my ass, though I don't want other people to take the blame.
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[QUOTE=NoDachi;22014306]I'm an honest person. But I'm a brilliant at lying when needs be.
When I went to two different sixth forms at the same time, I used to make them each believe I was on a different time table. So I never really had to turn up.
Convinced people that I got my results online off a government website (Which I set up and controlled) while I dealt illegal pharmaceuticals to rake in around £8000 a year.
Then I managed to talk my self onto a University course I didn't have the grades for because of my (now seemingly rather foolish) previous delinquency.[/QUOTE]
heh, you remind me of every james bond antagonist ever.
and lex luthor.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;22007455]Great. I'm always 100% honest.[/QUOTE]
That's a lie!
...Well, it is... [i]Nobody[/i] can be compulsivley truthtelling, unless you suffer from compulsive truthtelling, that is.
[QUOTE=Kentz;22007757]I always lie.
This post is a lie too[/QUOTE]
Mindfuck!
So the way to become successful is to be dishonest. What are we going to say to our kids if our success comes from dishonesty
But I want to be an honest politician!
[sp]Yeah, right.[/sp]
[editline]05:34PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fedalkyn;22018720]What do you plan to make of yourself, sir?[/QUOTE]
Dodgy CEO?
Tell the truth all the time so people trust what you say
and then tell lies and never stop
I rock at lying. I'll be a great leader! :smug:
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