'Tomatoes are Christian,' Egyptian Salafi group warns

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=C47;36477459]tomato came before the cross

hence the facebook chain message is invalid[/QUOTE]

Tomatoes come from the Americas

The Americas are in the Western Hemisphere

"The West" is associated with Christianity

Tomatoes are still evil.

[Emperor Sagan]

Huh. Wonder how long it took them to figure out, and how long they have been eating tomatoes since then.

[RearAdmiral]

Tomatoes are Christian
Tomatoes have skin
Jesus had skin

Oh my god it makes so much sense [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img]

[Pseudonym]

[QUOTE=Fulsam;36469273][img]http://enusal.com/%5CUploadFile%5Cjpg/2011-10/2011101221154258.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

That tomato [B]does[/B] look kind of nervous.

[Vasili]

reminds me of the belief that tomatoes used to be a dangerous poison in the 1800's, though that had merit and this is just people being nob heads.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Vasili;36478074]reminds me of the belief that tomatoes used to be a dangerous poison in the 1800's, though that had merit and this is just people being nob heads.[/QUOTE]

It turns out that the poison myth is true - but just only for Egyptian Muslims.

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=Kendra;36467579]QED[/QUOTE]

What are your parameters?

[AndrewDaFunk]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;36465079]
But ignore my infidel questions, for I am a bad Christian - [b]I don't like tomatoes[/b][/QUOTE]

You're going to hell for that.

[Mikebot]

So that's why I hate tomatoes.

[Chernarus]

Now that is logic I can agree with.

[cqbcat]

Well a banana looks like my cock. Doesn't stop me from eating it.

[nikomo]

What's their stance on ketchup?
You're smashing tomatoes into delicious ketchup in the name of Allah.

[znk666]

[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;36465279]does it go both ways or....

like are christians tomatoes by this logic or...[/QUOTE]

That would certainly explain a lot...

[Drax-Quin]

Wait god apparently created the tomato, so god is Christian. Problem solved.

[gudman]

So, their collective imaginary friend Allah created tomatoes, and somehow tomatoes are a property of other people's imaginary friend Jesus.

Would they get their shit together?

[Lankist]

Hey, desert folks. We jungle folks found the tomato, not the fucking rain-plain folks.

Stop giving white people credit for shit that was discovered by ancient south americans.

Next you're going to say corn is christian. WRONG. it was invented by Questzalcoatl, the feather serpent god of corn, motherfuckers.

[chinatown]

You know what else is christian? BREATHING

STOP BREATHING IN THE NAME OF ALLAH

[The Combine]

[QUOTE=D3TBS;36481021]You know what else is christian? BREATHING

STOP BREATHING IN THE NAME OF ALLAH[/QUOTE]

That would solve a lot of problems.