• Uncle, murdered niece, while acting out a fantasy from his collection of violent porn
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[QUOTE=nanobreaker6;25249715]man, I just cant [I]stomach[/I] this story.[/QUOTE] Man you're really [i]choking[/i] the life out of these puns
The family's grief must be Madden-ing
I guess she needed this like a hole in the..... stomach! :effort:
9 funnies. Why.
[QUOTE=BBKF;25249809]Man you're really [i]choking[/i] the life out of these puns[/QUOTE] At least he isn't coming across all [I]holier[/I] than thou
[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/04/article-1317626-0B79204B000005DC-457_224x364.jpg[/img] Poor poor girl.
he called the cops on himself. i guess that shows that he knows he did something terribly wrong and wants help
For all that is good please stop making puns
enough with the fucking terrible puns if you're GOING to make a pun at least make it funny and not completely stupid and boring to read
That would suck.
These puns should be snuffed.
[QUOTE=xxncxx;25249997]i guess that shows that he knows he did something terribly wrong and wants help[/QUOTE] If he knew it was wrong and wanted help, I'd think he would have asked for help before raping and murdering his niece.
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;25249995][IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/04/article-1317626-0B79204B000005DC-457_224x364.jpg[/IMG] Poor poor girl.[/QUOTE] I feel a dick for nearly posting that pun.
She was already being monitored by child services AND he was already on anti-psychotics. What he downloaded off the internet has nothing to do with anything. This family had obvious issues. What mom sends a 12yr old to her psychotic uncle to watch his 10 yr old? If that 10yr old needs to be watched, how about bringing her to YOUR place mom? I suspect that is why child services was involved though, mom wasn't the greatest at making good decisions.
Sounds like she was rather strung up
-snip im a dick- [QUOTE=RayDark;25250343]I feel a dick for nearly posting that pun.[/QUOTE] in your mouth? or your bum? [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=dirty harry;25250134]If he knew it was wrong and wanted help, I'd think he would have asked for help before raping and murdering his niece.[/QUOTE] hello? he's a psychotic man, and you think he would do anything for help before he did something terrible?
:wtc:
All I can hope is that he dies in prison around age 50, after serving a big part of his sentence, then gets shanked and killed by having his guts and fat pulled out of his stomach by someone's bare hands. That's the least he deserves. But I say an eye for an eye. He should be sexually tortured and stabbed and cut himself then garrotted like he did to her. Why not? There's proof he did it and nobody's gonna disagree.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;25249031] Not even Zeke dared to say something funny. This is NOT the right article for puns.[/QUOTE] That's because I wasn't here. [editline]03:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jon27;25250975]But I say an eye for an eye. He should be sexually tortured and stabbed and cut himself then garrotted like he did to her. Why not? There's proof he did it and nobody's gonna disagree.[/QUOTE] The phrase "eye for an eye" was originally coined to STOP excessive punishments like the one you listed. It has never meant 1:1 vengeance and people need to stop using it like that.
the fuck
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25251364] The phrase "eye for an eye" was originally coined to STOP excessive punishments like the one you listed. It has never meant 1:1 vengeance and people need to stop using it like that.[/QUOTE] Mind telling us where that phrase DID originate from? Those were in fact the first laws regarding crime. On topic, WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
*cough* Lethal injection *cough* Porn can cause some sick stuff to happen. Don't give me that oh he can change through drugs and therapy bull shit. Some people need that stuff more than he does. [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/04/article-1317626-0B7917E3000005DC-865_224x364.jpg[/IMG] ^ Fuck face who did this.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25251470]Mind telling us where that phrase DID originate from? Those were in fact the first laws regarding crime. [/QUOTE] First laws regarding crime were "someone fucks you over and you beat the shit out of them". "Eye for an eye" comes originally from the Hebrew Bible but it was Hammurabi who made it famous. Before that people were killing each other just for petty theft and he wanted it to stop. The concept of cutting someone's hands off for theft was a bastardization of [i]an eye for an eye[/i] and barbaric by today's standards but the intent is still quite clear. That being said, applying it literally creates an infinite loop. If you torture and kill someone who tortured and killed someone else, doesn't you also have to be tortured and killed? And so forth, forever?
[QUOTE=sniperlover;25249346]I guess you could say he rigged this.[/QUOTE] Give up.
[QUOTE=Afgman;25251573]*cough* Lethal injection *cough* Porn can cause some sick stuff to happen. Don't give me that oh he can change through drugs and therapy bull shit. Some people need that stuff more than he does. [/QUOTE] First off, no he probably can't change but that doesn't mean we should kill him. Second, what the fuck you think porn caused this? I could look at all the gore and rape I (don't really) want to and still not have an urge to go out and rape and murder somebody. You have to be fucked up beforehand for this kind of shit to happen, obviously, it's not like he was a normal person who got seduced by gorn and decided this was a good idea.
[QUOTE=Afgman;25251573] Don't give me that oh he can change through drugs and therapy bull shit. [/quote] okay i won't
Sick. Fuck.
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;25252119]First off, no he probably can't change but that doesn't mean we should kill him. Second, what the fuck you think porn caused this? I could look at all the gore and rape I (don't really) want to and still not have an urge to go out and rape and murder somebody. You have to be fucked up beforehand for this kind of shit to happen, obviously, it's not like he was a normal person who got seduced by gorn and decided this was a good idea.[/QUOTE] Kill him it like putting a hurting animal to ease. Do you really want him to live with this for the rest of his sorry ass life? If you watch porn where a man is beating the woman and shit its gonna have a negative impact.
[QUOTE=Afgman;25252186]Kill him it like putting a hurting animal to ease. Do you really want him to live with this for the rest of his sorry ass life? If you watch porn where a man is beating the woman and shit its gonna have a negative impact.[/QUOTE] No it's not, what kind of absurd comparison is that. He should deal with what he did because he did it, killing him will solve nothing either for us or for him. And yea no shit it probably didn't help, but it's not like it caused this.
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;25252325]No it's not, what kind of absurd comparison is that. He should deal with what he did because he did it, killing him will solve nothing either for us or for him. And yea no shit it probably didn't help, but it's not like it caused this.[/QUOTE] You do not waste money on therapy for him and he is better of dead.
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