• Butter-smugglers caught in Norway
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We need to get the butter off the streets, it's ruining the community!
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;33783286]Because [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByfO4tIzcSs[/media] They need to have a proper diet.[/QUOTE] He makes it look tasty. But in my mind, I know, that if I did this, would take one bite and say fuck this.
How is this illegal? If anything it sounds like a smart business move. It's supply and demand, and right now the demand is high while the supply is low.
When they meant they destroyed it, they mean that they [B]ATE[/B] it in a hailfire of bread and fish!
POLICE STATE POLICE STATE! ~legalize it~
What kind of fuck would tip the police off? How fucking pathetic. "Oh my god, those criminal scum are going to smuggle BUTTER into the country?! WHAT IF MY CHILDREN GET THEIR HANDS ON THAT THEY MIGHT BECOME BUTTER ADDICTED MANIACS!"
Butter is serious guys don't do it my friend got AIDS from a dirty butter knife.
why's butter in such short supply there
So what did you guys think they would do to the butter? "Wow look at all this confiscated butter we found on these shady smugglers that we have no idea where came from... Let's give it to the public!" [editline]18th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=salty peanut v2;33783567]why's butter in such short supply there[/QUOTE] Because of cookie baking and lowkarb diets. Also Denmark won't export additional butter in protest against Norway's strict import tolls.
[QUOTE=FPSMango;33783580]So what did you guys think they would do to the butter? "Wow look at all this confiscated butter we found on these shady smugglers that we have no idea where came from... Let's give it to the public!" [editline]18th December 2011[/editline] Because of cookie baking and lowkarb diets. Also Denmark won't export additional butter in protest against Norway's strict import tolls.[/QUOTE] I think the Danish government needs to see the chaos this is causing in Norway
[QUOTE=FPSMango;33783580]So what did you guys think they would do to the butter? "Wow look at all this confiscated butter we found on these shady smugglers that we have no idea where came from... Let's give it to the public!" [editline]18th December 2011[/editline] Because of cookie baking and lowkarb diets. Also Denmark won't export additional butter in protest against Norway's strict import tolls.[/QUOTE] You could always test it before giving it out to the public
[QUOTE=Shenanigans;33783724]I think the Danish government needs to see the chaos this is causing in Norway[/QUOTE] Norway practically bullied the Danish government back in the days. So it's basically just payback.
What's a Norwegian's favorite Pokemon? Butterfree.
[QUOTE=Murkat;33781487]Butter shortage. Destroys confiscated butter. Define stupid.[/QUOTE] More like corporate greed. Tine's butter monopoly can't risk free butter being handed out now that every wave of butter being put in stores are being sold out quite fast.
I misread the title as butt smugglers
They weren't slippery enough.
Norwegians are gonna feel like idiots when they find out tub margarine exists you can even bake with it! I can't believe it's not smør!
smör
A thing worth noting is that we're not really short on butter, it's just the kind butter that is used for cooking and baking.
[QUOTE=TippZ;33786400]smör[/QUOTE] smør*
Never know what's in that contraband butter
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;33782048]So in Norway, a butter churn is the equivalent of a meth lab?[/QUOTE] A butter churn explosion sounds like it'd be awfully entertaining.
[QUOTE=d10sfan;33786501]Never know what's in that contraband butter[/QUOTE] Indeed. It might have been cut with lard - or even soap!
[QUOTE=Carne;33786470]smør*[/QUOTE] Smore?
[QUOTE=black_tech;33786439]A thing worth noting is that we're not really short on butter, it's just the kind butter that is used for cooking and baking.[/QUOTE] You mean like...butter. [QUOTE=ser770;33784051]More like corporate greed. Tine's butter monopoly can't risk free butter being handed out now that every wave of butter being put in stores are being sold out quite fast.[/QUOTE] Someone should get a ton of those small butter portions you get in restraunts and airdrop them all over Norway.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33786535]Smore?[/QUOTE] pronounced as ur, like "h[b]ur[/b]t"
smör just means butter - aren't there any brands?
First World problems, man. Those developing countries have no damn idea how hard lives are here in the north-west. :c Edit: And the damn zippers on Cheap Monday tight jeans always unzip themselves. I demand a solution to this outrageous problem!
[QUOTE=TippZ;33786400]smör[/QUOTE] we speak norwegian here outlander :clint:
same shit
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