• The Twilight Dildo, "The Vamp"
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[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16985952]what a tiny little penis it looks just like a [b]phallic butt plug[/b][/QUOTE] Maybe they were trying to replicate what this would have been like. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t76YW7cTaHw[/media]
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;16986128]i bet stephanie meyer is spinning in her grave.[/QUOTE] I want her to...
lol Vamp means bi lol
They should have put edwards face on the tip.
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16986712]They should have put edwards face on the tip.[/QUOTE] :v:
what the FUCK
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16986712]They should have put edwards face on the tip.[/QUOTE] Obamildo [IMG]http://www.headostate.com/images/pictures/3.jpg[/IMG]
:golfclap: I expected no less
[QUOTE=Daolpu;16987077]Obamildo [IMG]http://www.headostate.com/images/pictures/3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] This was exactly what I thought when I saw this
[QUOTE=Reaver1991;16985664]Don't the books like promote abstinence, though?[/QUOTE] It isn't sex, It's masturbation!
But how would they put the image of Edward? I don't know if there is one of the book Edward, but I don't think Robert Pattinson would like his head inside every teen girls vagina around the world. Well he might, I know I would, but then you think about those ugly vaginas it could go into and.. I don't want to even think about it.
What the fuck kind of vampire is cold to the touch? Dracula and Nosferatu didn't spend their free time in fucking Antarctica.
Oh god, it's sparkly.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16987427]But how would they put the image of Edward? I don't know if there is one of the book Edward, but I don't think Robert Pattinson would like his head inside every teen girls vagina around the world. Well he might, I know I would, but then you think about those ugly vaginas it could go into and.. I don't want to even think about it.[/QUOTE] I'd be more scared if my head ended up in a faggot asshole.
No one can disagree on me that this is going to sell like free beer.
[QUOTE=Marcolade;16987510]What the fuck kind of vampire is cold to the touch? Dracula and Nosferatu didn't spend their free time in fucking Antarctica.[/QUOTE] Well they are undead, according to legend, so it'd be like necrophilia I guess. Then again most legends don't have them sparkling in sunlight.
If the news isn't Michael Jackson related, it's Twilight related.
They should have literally made it out of stone, not silicone!
[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5589/1244409366971.jpg[/img] Jesus Christ what.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16986013]I'd get so goddamn hard if I saw one. The sensation of screwing Kristen Stewart without having to be with Kristen Stewart? Yes please.[/QUOTE] her fucking face never changes it's always either :smith: or :geno:
[QUOTE=Rowtree;16985760]These things only happen in... The Twilight Zone.[/QUOTE] Ahaha that one is going on my mantle. I'm going to print it out and frame it.
I expected it to be called the Twildo or some shit like that. Totally ordering one.
I've given up all hope for humanity. :Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=azndude;16987790]If the news isn't Michael Jackson related, it's Twilight related.[/QUOTE] So this dildo doubles as a Micheal Jackson dildo? Oh. Wait, nevermind.
[QUOTE=Marcolade;16987510]What the fuck kind of vampire is cold to the touch? Dracula and Nosferatu didn't spend their free time in fucking Antarctica.[/QUOTE] Cuz you know, dead people still maintain body-heat.
[QUOTE=Daolpu;16987077]Obamildo [IMG]http://www.headostate.com/images/pictures/3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Heyyyy Justice, Power, Freedo-aahhghgh
why whywhywhywhywhywhywhy Sweet merciful crowbar-wielding Freeman, WHY?
[QUOTE={FP}ST;16991811]why whywhywhywhywhywhywhy Sweet merciful crowbar-wielding Freeman, WHY?[/QUOTE] Sam Tilgan, producing another thread-winning post.
Well at least look at it this way. Its going into a hole that it probably won't come out of.
:crossarms: What the fuck? Wait, oshit a pun
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