• The Twilight Dildo, "The Vamp"
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needs moar foreskin
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;16985803] Anyway, isn't the point of a sex toy to replicate, you know, sex with a person? I mean a plastic vibrator or dildo wouldn't naturally be warm, but who the hell puts one in the fridge, seriously. [/QUOTE] Someone who wants it cold obviously forgot to do it in time. :byodood:
I'd think if you put it in the freezer you'd get the same effect of sticking your tongue on a frozen pole. By tongue, I mean vagina.
[QUOTE=Omali;16992894]I'd think if you put it in the freezer you'd get the same effect of sticking your tongue on a frozen pole. By tongue, I mean vagina.[/QUOTE] "Mom my dildo's stuck in my vagina"
why the fuck they call it the vamp that's the queerest fucking name i've ever heard. i imagine one of those fuckers who get all that shit done to them to look like a lizard as the spokesman.
Egg-fucking-zacktly
[quote]"with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow."[/quote] [i]"So yeah, Jim, our dildo company is running out of money. We're just spending way too much. How can we cut cost?" "Well Fred, we could stop dying the silicone." "Yeah, but then it would be really pale and nobody would want to buy i-" "Twilight dildo." "Exactly what I was thinking, Jim."[/i]
I just don't know how those 13 year olds would acquire those things. If you are not afraid of going into this buisness, it could bring much money. Just keep away from FBI, or they might not understand your buisness of selling the product (Dildos) to children. ... This is how the fucked up shit starts, I am telling you!
[QUOTE=RichyZ;16993496][img]http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2001/ps2/mgs2/mgs2_screen005.jpg[/img] ... the fuck[/QUOTE] The black Phil La Marr?
:shlick:
:wtc:
Mom: I bought you a dildo. Daughter: wtf mom I'm too young Mom: It sparkles Daughter: So? Mom: It's twilight dildo Daughter unzips pants
[img]http://tantusinc.com/imgsrv.php?size=main&prodcode=VAMP[/img] Umm...
[QUOTE=Daolpu;16987077]Obamildo [IMG]http://www.headostate.com/images/pictures/3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] oh hello
:suicide:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08[/media]
I demand sale chart of this item, NOW
Cocks with glitter is the new trend
Wow, really? ಠ_ಠ
Sweet jesus.
Nice, so they can act like they fuck a cold corpse. It even says "put it in the fridge for the authentic experience." :nyd:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88cv73Bkvl0[/media] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=191786&dateline=1251414970[/img]
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16991210]So this dildo doubles as a Micheal Jackson dildo? Oh. Wait, nevermind.[/QUOTE] Well, it's pale, it sparkles, and it's cold and dead....
Well they're now in big business, think of all the Twifags who are going to buy these... So... many...
Fat whale: OMG NOW I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE SEXX WITH EDWAAAAARD EDWARD SO HOT KAWAIII XD
I'm pretty sure most of the buyers will be male. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=thisispain;17006385]I'm pretty sure most of the buyers will be male. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] *points at the guys with Orange avatars*
[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;17006540]*points at the guys with Orange avatars*[/QUOTE] ...*looks around* ):
[QUOTE=Silversoda;17006598]...*looks around* ):[/QUOTE] No, I mean the guys who have cartoon oranges in their avatars.
Oh sweet mother of god, this twilight shit is out of control. We need to start treating this as an outbreak, quarantine the twilight fans.
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