I wish I could fucking laugh at that.
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;20206832]I wouldn't mind a pair of horns provided they weren't misplaced or angled oddly.
Preferably white, too.[/QUOTE]
These things hurt like hell also apprantly.
How does this even happen?
:wtc:
That's messed up
A piece of skin started growing out of my neck once so I cut it off and went to bed. The next day I woke up in my own blood. If she tried cutting that thing off she'd probably die of blood loss.
Fucking demon!
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;20206832]I wouldn't mind a pair of horns provided they weren't misplaced or angled oddly.
Preferably white, too.[/QUOTE]
White horns? No way man, black all the way.
Also, getting a job would be hard.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20214203]White horns? No way man, black all the way.
Also, getting a job would be hard.[/QUOTE]
He plans on working in a Freak Show.
[QUOTE=markfu;20213825]A piece of skin started growing out of my neck once so I cut it off and went to bed. The next day I woke up in my own blood. If she tried cutting that thing off she'd probably die of blood loss.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if she could sell that thing on Ebay? And if so, for how much? I'd give $50 for the old lady horn!
Thread title is misleading, it's 12 centimeters for people who didn't read the article.
I've seen this when the 2006 Guinness Book of World Records was published
Shit man, that's so gross.
that made me horny
[I]Bull[/I]shit.
[QUOTE=bigdoggie;20209254]How does this even happen?[/QUOTE]
I'd say that it's a mutation which haven't lead to cancer or tumour for some reason.
Oh man imagine ripping that off :buddy:
Or flicking it off
Or with a golf bat
:pseudo:
she has a horn sticking out of her head
8 Inches > 12 Inches, 12 inches scares em away. Its related to the thread, a 12 inch horn is scarier than an 8 inch one.
[b]CENTIMETERES[/b], people!
[QUOTE=guckymister;20260404]she has a horn sticking out of her head[/QUOTE]
so that's what it is
[QUOTE=Space Spam Squid;20178188][IMG]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1082/635608266_ba21c3c197.jpg[/IMG]
Shit, she gon' be gettin' robots out of her head.[/QUOTE]
That was one fucked up show.
[QUOTE=BradB;20173100]:wtc: A hormone imbalance they say... Hormones of what? A fucking cow? Why does she have cow hormones?[/QUOTE]
That's a load of bull hormones.
I guess you could say...
...she is pretty horny.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[QUOTE=faze;20201930]Looks like a piece of poop jutting from her forehead.[/QUOTE]
I was about to post that. It looks like her head is shitting her brains out.
That horn reminds me of the cliche witchs nose. And this might sound mean but I want to poke it with a stick.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;20172981][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/i_am_unicorn.PNG[/img][/QUOTE]
just what came to my mind
(but i couldn't be bothered to look for the pic_
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;20172640][img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/hornfaceWN_450x350.jpg[/img]
Source : [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/69680-95-year-old-woman-gets-the-horn[/url]
I guess even old women get [I]horny[/I][/QUOTE]
OMg, best pun I've ever read!
[QUOTE=keatinator;20273501]That horn reminds me of the cliche witchs nose. And this might sound mean but I want to poke it with a stick.[/QUOTE]
this
She's Satan.
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