World's longest poop set to fetch $10,000 at auction
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Imagine you own this, and invited a chick to your house after dinner.
'I have a 40 inch fossilized dinosaur poop, wanna fuck?'
Who the hell is like "Yes I totally want to own a giant piece of shit" and is then willing to pay 10,000 for said shit
Buy my shit for $9,999
.....
call now and you get 2 pieces of shit for the price
[QUOTE=Noss;45432522]ok i'll bite
why the hell do you collect fossilized poop
and has it ever gotten you laid[/QUOTE]
Why I collect poop: It's so beautiful. The different colors and the occasional organism that pops up when you polish them. it's so wonderful. Not only that, Coprolite is a great indicator of what the species is. You can tell what it was by what is in it.
Has it ever gotten me laid: Basically, yeah.
I wonder what it smells like.
[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;45434505]I wonder what it smells like.[/QUOTE]
Well. They did use eye watering as part of the description.
[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;45434505]I wonder what it smells like.[/QUOTE]
Nothing more than the soil it came from, since the coprolith is a fossil. But then again, it could also be a cololith, according to a few (internal cast of intestines)
Source says the poop is 33 to 5 million years ago
Says its a dinosaur
Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago
I think its sloth poop.