• Norway must pay 500 million USD to Congo
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[QUOTE=Jallen;18714367]Guys, Norway isn't a very aggressive country. The reason the Vikings were successful is because they hit people fast and when they weren't expecting it, much like being rushed in an RTS - very difficult to do anything about. The thing which is important about this is not that "omg norway vikings gona OWN congo", it's that the congo is poor and thus not many countries would have trouble with them. They are likely just demanding this because they are poor.[/QUOTE] Exactly. If they could do it their way, they'd probably just shoot them and demand money. Heck, it's not like they are going to say "Oh, whatever, Norway, you win, here, take the prisoners".
[QUOTE=cheezey;18714459]Somehow I agree, not that it's fair at all, but if the goverment puts the money of this into food production and tractors and such the death of these two guys could prevent the dead of thousands of piss poor poeple.[/QUOTE] Blame their goverment. We ain't giving shit.
Congo you're going down bitches!
Don't worry congo's aerial forces are mainly soviet chopters bought somewhere at 60's!
Pull out of The Middle East; invade Africa.
I still think Africa should be emptied of it's population and exploited for resources. Using them as slaves isn't such a bad thing either.
[QUOTE=Spool;18716439]I still think Africa should be emptied of it's population and exploited for resources. Using them as slaves isn't such a bad thing either.[/QUOTE] What tier is that flamesuit you have on? I didn't know they dropped that high.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18714446][img]http://www.e4.com/media/5F5C19BB-A6ED-4F31-BE34-BA6A137274E4_extra.jpg[/img] Also, sorry, but Sir George Agdgdgwngo is from Uganda.[/QUOTE] Uganda is like right next to the Congo. It's close enough.
Well as I theorised in the other thread, it'd probably be cheaper to invade. Show off ye olde Viking skills.
[QUOTE=ser770;18713996]And in some other news after that: Norway attacks Congo. the army of congo continues to try to defend itself by throwing [B]various variants of Kalashnikov[/B] at the tank, without any success.[/QUOTE] Fixed, they got loads of Ak's, that's it, rocks are too expensive. [QUOTE=Cyrex;18714051]Isn't norway a mainly airforce country? Or was that sweden, forgot, though both sweden and denmark would probably help if norway attacks. Also thread music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyoQPcyRBFM[/media][/QUOTE] Norway is mostly good a sea warfare country, or at least that was what it used to be, now It's more a combination of air and sea. [QUOTE=cheezey;18714459]Somehow I agree, not that it's fair at all, but if the goverment puts the money of this into food production and tractors and such the death of these two guys could prevent the dead of thousands of piss poor poeple.[/QUOTE] That's fucking bullshit, Norway did nothing. If we treated people the same way (and it worked) there would be no Netherlands, no Poland, no Sweden, Sudan, every single country we got immigrants from would be sued for several billions; Immigrating crimminals are everyday business, the only new here is that they aren't from a piss poor country and they were a part of the armed forces ("Everyone" is required to serve.) before he went to Kongo. [editline]10:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=radioactive;18716224]Pull out of The Middle East; invade Africa.[/QUOTE] -Get nothing. Or we should send special operatives with small armed forces to take over every african country the way it's normaly done over there.
Too bad they're not from America, we could just stomp that stupid country and rescue them with marines and shit and then make it into a sweet movie
[QUOTE=TH89;18717944]Too bad they're not from America, we could just stomp that stupid country and rescue them with marines and shit and then make it into a sweet movie[/QUOTE] Would be awesome.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18714200][b]WTF??[/b] Norwegian dudes, Valhalla awaits you! You know what to do!! [img]http://images.epilogue.net/users/sdavis123061/Ready_For_Valhalla.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.barbariankeep.com/berserk.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/9ed800ssssss.png[/img]
Wow, the Norwegian-Congo War is going to go down in history as one of the fastest wars ever.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18714446][img]http://www.e4.com/media/5F5C19BB-A6ED-4F31-BE34-BA6A137274E4_extra.jpg[/img] Also, sorry, but Sir George Agdgdgwngo is from Uganda.[/QUOTE] Yes, George is one of my more successful sons.
[QUOTE=TH89;18717944]Too bad they're not from America, we could just stomp that stupid country and rescue them with marines and shit and then make it into a sweet movie[/QUOTE] ban for racism ban ban ban
[QUOTE=DoubleDD;18727405]ban for racism ban ban ban[/QUOTE] Yeah calling a country stupid is clearly a racial insult.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-fI_xJB88&feature=related]Thread music.[/url] Except we do actually want to leave the Congo.
[QUOTE=DoubleDD;18727405]ban for racism ban ban ban[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism[/url] The Republic of the Congo isn't a race you moron.
[QUOTE=TH89;18717944]Too bad they're not from America, we could just stomp that stupid country and rescue them with marines and shit and then make it into a sweet movie[/QUOTE] You already did, it's called The Tears of the Sun.
[QUOTE=evilking1;18713845][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=851308[/url] Oh this wasn't a repost. They were found guilty? By a court in Congo? Wow that was shocking.[/QUOTE] I didn't even know Congo had courts [editline]11:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TH89;18717944]Too bad they're not from America, we could just stomp that stupid country and rescue them with marines and shit and then make it into a sweet movie[/QUOTE] Tears of the Sun II , As long as they leave pissy Bruce Willis out of it... who sued over getting a scratch on his forehead during a stunt for that movie
If they pay even $1 Norwegian prestige is down to zero. This calls for some special unit action. Sounds like a hostage situation, just a official one. Hostage none the less.
They are not being executed after all.
Apparently Congo is against death penalty so they wont be executed. And Norway wont pay either.
For all i care they can both stay down there forever.
[QUOTE=Acolyt3;18731211]For all i care they can both stay down there forever.[/QUOTE] ಠ_ಠ Troll leave this place.
[QUOTE=Fijgum;18730448]If they pay even $1 Norwegian prestige is down to zero. This calls for some special unit action. Sounds like a hostage situation, just a official one. Hostage none the less.[/QUOTE] No, their prestige goes up, because they are basically spitting in their face saying that the murdered are worth a dollar to them
[QUOTE=TheTalon;18730327]I didn't even know Congo had courts[/QUOTE] yeah i thought that they had a bone in their hair and they lived in caves eating kfc and watermelons :rolleyes: [editline]10:27AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ManningQB18;18736277]No, their prestige goes up, because they are basically spitting in their face saying that the murdered are worth a dollar to them[/QUOTE] Tomorrows headlines "Norways price for a persons life, 50 cents."
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18731603]ಠ_ಠ Troll leave this place.[/QUOTE] Why am i a Troll for saying that? I am not trolling, i just am so sick and tired of them both because of all the news.
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