Man Commits Suicide After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler
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Again, they do have legit news, but they often have a lot of comedy.
This is one of their comedy bits.
Obvious fake journalism is obvious.
snape kills dumbledoor
I didn't know it was fake :(
lock this please..
lol
[quote]"But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help."[/quote]
lol'd


[quote]"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said. 

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Either way, from a Harry Potter movie, that's sad.
No big loss really, one less crazy person.
IF this was real, the guy should have just read the fucking books, instead of freaking out over a spoiler that had already been around for a good five years or so.
He's not a loser, he must have been mentally disturbed. Obviously this isn't normal behaviour at all.
I feel sorry for his family. It must have come as a surprise.
i am truley sorry for your lots
[QUOTE=AngryAsshole;16128985]He's not a loser, he must have been mentally disturbed. Obviously this isn't normal behaviour at all.
I feel sorry for his family. It must have come as a surprise.
i am truley sorry for your lots[/QUOTE]
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god those of you not catching it are really, really slow.
did his body have marks on it? Maybe a death eater killed him with the killing curse. The ministry of magic needs to make an inquiry into this.
oh wait...
man, id kill myself too
i mean, HP is the most important cultural event of this generation
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said. 


ahahahahhdfh I fucking lost it here
no this article was a LIE he killed himself because he went to a fortune teller and she said he wouldn't get laid. ever.
"Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan."
Didn't this last line raise any eyebrows on the validity of the article?
Fake.
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