• Now that's good parenting: 3-year-old chinese kid weighs 132lbs, continues to grow
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[quote][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/22/article-1368772-0B480E2700000578-918_634x422.jpg[/img][/quote] Fuck The Police?
This is bad and all, but serious props to the dad for being able to pick him up like that. He doesn't even look like he's straining.
To become a good sumo wrestler, you don't only need to have huge mass, but also muscles. That kid is just a huge blob of fat.
[QUOTE=noobcake;28759982]holy fucking shit he weighs more than me, a 14 year old 5'3" male.[/QUOTE] Wait a fucking second, your a goldie from '06 but your only 14 now? You were only 9 when you joined facepunch? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck me I'm 15 and he weighs about 9lb more than I do This kid is probably going to die
ill give him 5 years before he dies of a heart attack
[QUOTE=Master117;28760039]I wonder what he cries. Probably like liquid fat instead of saline.[/QUOTE] he looses weight everytime he uses his muscle to cry.
Can this kid even see through those... eyelids?
Jesus fucking Christ imagine the torment he'll get in school once the kids learn what insults are.
Poor kid.
Fix the misleading title.I was like :byodood: when i read 132 lbs (60kg)
He's going to get eaten alive at school. Or atleast until the others get eaten alive literally.
[quote]However, Hao's mother Chen Yuan comments: [U]'We have to let him be as if we don't feed him he will cry non-stop'[/U].[/quote] The international excuse for "being a good parent was hard, so we copped out". Nonstop crying is more or less something a parent is going to have to deal with, and sometimes the only way to teach a child something is to let them cry it out until they realize they're not going to get their way.
His face made me burst out laughing dopefish style, I feel like an asshole now. [QUOTE=gnome;28766011]The international excuse for "being a good parent was hard, so we copped out". Nonstop crying is more or less something a parent is going to have to deal with, and sometimes the only way to teach a child something is to let them cry it out until they realize they're not going to get their way.[/QUOTE] Pretty much, yeah.
[QUOTE=gnome;28766011]The international excuse for "being a good parent was hard, so we copped out". Nonstop crying is more or less something a parent is going to have to deal with, and sometimes the only way to teach a child something is to let them cry it out until they realize they're not going to get their way.[/QUOTE] I like the way this man thinks.
I'm 17 and he is only 20lbs off my weight! :byodood:
[QUOTE=noobcake;28759982]holy fucking shit he weighs more than me, a 14 year old 5'3" male.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, you were 5'3", i was 5'11" when i was 14, maybe i can dig up a picture but jesus christ 5'3"?
Can he even open his eyes?
[QUOTE=Chickens!;28766191]I'm 17 and he is only 20lbs off my weight! :byodood:[/QUOTE] You must be a pretty skinny dude, I presume...
This is what happens when people from Small Wok Way have children in Big Wok Way
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28766350]You must be a pretty skinny dude, I presume...[/QUOTE] I think he read it as 132 lbs, otherwise he's anorexic
[QUOTE=>VLN<;28765702]Wait a fucking second, your a goldie from '06 but your only 14 now? You were only 9 when you joined facepunch? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE] actually 10 but the fact that i've lasted this long is only a testament to my intellect :smug:
[quote=Daily Mail][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/22/article-1368772-0B480CF700000578-240_634x403.jpg[/img][/quote] "Come at me, bro"
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;28766638]I think he read it as 132 lbs, otherwise he's anorexic[/QUOTE] I read it as 132, i am 152.
[QUOTE=gnome;28766011]The international excuse for "being a good parent was hard, so we copped out". Nonstop crying is more or less something a parent is going to have to deal with, and sometimes the only way to teach a child something is to let them cry it out until they realize they're not going to get their way.[/QUOTE] a fine example of one of facepunch's many teenage parenting experts
how does he see
[QUOTE=James*;28767277]a fine example of one of facepunch's many teenage parenting experts[/QUOTE] My father was afraid of his father, and his father was afraid of his mother. I am damn well going to see that my son fears me.
Is it bad whenever a 3-year-old weighs more than you? Because that applies to me, sadly...
What the fuck is up with the bad reading ?!
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;28768560]What the fuck is up with the bad reading ?![/QUOTE] some peoples eyes are blocked by their fat rolls
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