Security Expert: Justin Bieber's probably gonna die in the next two years - Polidicks

[QUOTE=barrab;45263131]he's rich, doing drugs/what he likes and does it without concequence, besides being hated by internet commenters and tabloid readers, which is a trade i'd make any day. im jealous, but i don't try to hide it by talking about how much [I]i HATE HIM[/I] and how [I]HE'S SUCH A STUPID DOUCHE[/I]!!![/QUOTE] So you wish you could be a douche on a daily basis without direct consequences? Nice knowing you dude...

[QUOTE=barrab;45263131]he's rich, doing drugs/what he likes and does it without concequence, besides being hated by internet commenters and tabloid readers, which is a trade i'd make any day. im jealous, but i don't try to hide it by talking about how much [I]i HATE HIM[/I] and how [I]HE'S SUCH A STUPID DOUCHE[/I]!!![/QUOTE] According to this stupid ass logic people hate Hitler because they're jealous of him

[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;45257149]How the hell does this happen?[/QUOTE] Someone, who has access to weed probably as well, said to Bieber: "I can be your security expert, yo." [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45262146]Bieber's an utterly reprehensible moron, I think the majority of us would rather be ourselves instead of him.[/QUOTE] Yup, pretty much, but to his defense I would say that he's basically just a kid, going through the same age and ordeals (like weed smoking?) like many of us here. But he's the one under the constant watch of the media, plus the fact that he's super rich, and therefor easily manipulated considering the amount of people who want to be his "friends."

[QUOTE=barrab;45263131]he's rich, doing drugs/what he likes and does it without concequence, besides being hated by internet commenters and tabloid readers, which is a trade i'd make any day. im jealous, but i don't try to hide it by talking about how much [I]i HATE HIM[/I] and how [I]HE'S SUCH A STUPID DOUCHE[/I]!!![/QUOTE] i'd enjoy having the amount of cash he has but i don't want to act like an obnoxious asshole nor be 'that guy' in the news so i don't think i'd happily trade with him if he didn't act like a brat i'd happily trade

snippidy, offtopic

[QUOTE=reywilnc;45263708]According to this stupid ass logic people hate Hitler because they're jealous of him[/QUOTE] Comparing obnoxious behavior of a party-indulgent frat kid, to a man responsible for mass genocide. That is reminiscent of that annoying saying "If someone told you to jump off a cliff, would you?!" Calm down man, seriously. To be honest Facepunch (generalization) really has this attachment to Justin Bieber, yes his demeanor is destructive, but man do you guys like to indulge in the absolute hatred of a dude. Really you guys are exaggerating the consequences of his actions to the point where it is no longer about what is just for our society, but how much you wish of his downfall. Also what the fuck is the security officer even referring to 'dying in two years'. Dying of what?!

[video=youtube;Fv5NI54QlvI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv5NI54QlvI[/video]

[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;45257149]How the hell does this happen?[/QUOTE] Private plane full of weed, pilots deadly afraid of getting high and coming in way too low. Also they could get fired for having drugs show up in their systems and they are just doing their job trying not to get killed when some fuck does exactly the worst thing you can do in an airplane [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] His very existence here in america is a testimat to our fucked up legal system, he is here on a visa, any crimes committed any laws broken and its supposed to be revoked, there's millions that are in line for visas, and millions more that are kicked out because of less, its a sham and travesty but a judge should and has the authority to get his Canadian ass back to canada

Now we just need to be patient.

pictured: security expert [IMG]http://s27.postimg.org/njrgpl6v7/Kris_Celebrity_Bodyguard_The_Bodyguard_Group_Kr.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45259659]Correct me if I'm wrong, but pop/rock stars weren't all complete douchebags who ruined everything for everyone near them and who got nowhere a few years after their careers started flying.[/QUOTE] You're fucking joking, right SO many popular stars did this.

[QUOTE=katbug;45274169]You're fucking joking, right SO many popular stars did this.[/QUOTE] They're douchebags too?

I hear about all of this stuff going on, and then I remember this video and it makes me wonder if Justin is trolling us hard, or just getting trolled. [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XSEi1jTR58[/MEDIA]

I like to pretend to think Justin Bieber is actually the nicest guy in the world, but just wants to fall out of fame and lead a normal life, so he fakes being a douchebag all the time so people won't follow him any more, but always indirectly makes him more famous. It's killing him inside. So much so that he only has two years to live.

[QUOTE=barrab;45263131]he's rich, doing drugs/what he likes and does it without concequence, besides being hated by internet commenters and tabloid readers, which is a trade i'd make any day. im jealous, but i don't try to hide it by talking about how much [I]i HATE HIM[/I] and how [I]HE'S SUCH A STUPID DOUCHE[/I]!!![/QUOTE] I'm not jealous, nor am I trying to hide it. This may be a real shocker to you but [I]I don't want to be Justin Bieber.[/I] I'm living a comfortable life right now, I wouldn't trade it for the world. [editline]3rd July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=katbug;45274169]You're fucking joking, right SO many popular stars did this.[/QUOTE] He said "weren't all", as in not all of them. So many popular stars did, but not all. Besides, Bieber's behaviour is exceptionally off the rails. He needs to clean up his act for his own sake.

[QUOTE=The Baconator;45259021]Why does Facepunch report on everything he does, does FP really care this much about Bieber?[/QUOTE] I love drama mate. I love the drama in the article even if it's fuckin bieber and the drama in the discussion. This is why I love the forum, such a variety.

I am still wondering how celebrities can openly do drugs without getting charges and the rest of the world get's busted for possession. Having tons of money apparently gives you a free pass to pretty much every crime but manslaughter.

[QUOTE=Niko_38;45278222]I am still wondering how celebrities can openly do drugs without getting charges and the rest of the world get's busted for possession. Having tons of money apparently gives you a free pass to pretty much every crime but manslaughter.[/QUOTE] Being rich or famous gets you special treatment by the law. Sure, maybe you can't convince that traffic officer to let you go for driving high with your lights off at night, but the judge sure will. He'll order you to attend rehab or house arrest or something like that, but it won't be enforced at all and you'll be free once you leave the court room.