If I could vacation anywhere in the world it'd be North Korea (posing as a journalist). If I went there I'd get giant parades just to fucking entertain me, because they have absolutely nothing better to be doing than to show off.
It'd be fucking great, I'm sure if you played your cards right you could get pampered the entire time.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20161170]If I could vacation anywhere in the world it'd be North Korea (posing as a journalist). If I went there I'd get giant parades just to fucking entertain me, because they have absolutely nothing better to be doing than to show off.
It'd be fucking great, I'm sure if you played your cards right you could get pampered the entire time.[/QUOTE]
They have nothing to show off.
No airforce, their guns are all shitty, they have prep women in the fucking military, and they march like they are splitting their balls.
[QUOTE=Mikhail;20161046]I can't wait till we go to war with this country just so I can enroll in the US Air force and slaughter them all.[/QUOTE]
Yes because that is how it works.
:downs:
[QUOTE=Mikhail;20161244]They have nothing to show off.
No airforce, their guns are all shitty, they have prep women in the fucking military, and they march like they are splitting their balls.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, but they'd do it for [I]you[/I]. Look at that, you go there, and you can have an entire banquet hall to yourself. You can have the entire hotel to yourself.
Have you seen that episode of southpark: cartman land?
It'd be like that, but in North Korea. Hell, if I was rich, I'd pay them a hefty load of money to let me speed around the deserted streets and a makeshift rally car.
Graceful
I remember something like this before.
Wow, those adjustable desks are truly astonishing. I want to live there :v:
[QUOTE=Mikhail;20161046]I can't wait till we go to war with this country just so I can enroll in the US Air force and slaughter them all.[/QUOTE]
Enlistees don't fly planes.
Enjoy loading bombs on things while the flyboys get all the credit.
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[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;20161303]Yes because that is how it works.
:downs:[/QUOTE]
Theoretically, because of their massive army size an Air and Sea blockade of the country would probably be the best tactic to use against them. Relentless bombing of federal buildings, ports, etc. Eventually they will fold.
I watched the whole documentary, and I have to admit I found it extremely interesting.
That place is totally scary dude.
It's like a ghost-town with people in it.
Saw this on MTV not too long ago. Was quite interesting.
[QUOTE=Links;20158093]That's pretty depressing, people wait years to see maybe 2-3 people over 2 days.
And, is military service there mandatory? It seemed like the army was the entire goddamn population.[/QUOTE]
If you want food then you want to join the military. All that aid food we send to N.K. either gets sold on the market or stolen and fed to the military.
I now feel terrible for the average North Korean civilian.
I wonder where the people are taking the subway to.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;20164347]I wonder where the people are taking the subway to.[/QUOTE]
HOME PERHAPS!?
What a weird concept.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20164360]HOME PERHAPS!?
What a weird concept.[/QUOTE]
But you see noone in the streets whatsoever, all the buildings are crumbling, and there seem to be no signs of life in the city or outside of the choreographed tour whatsoever. Where the fuck do they live and what do the rest of the people do?
The north 'korear's do a great job hiding all that stuff despite all they leak
haha the guy said korear instead of korea.
lol.
one of my life goals now is to get into north korea
Can someone get me a copy of the tour video to North Korea?
It's the one that shows in between scenes with the guy talking in a hilarious English accent about how high and mighty North Korea is
I think we can all say that we're glad we don't live in NK.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;20167111]I think we can all say that we're glad we don't live in NK.[/QUOTE]
North Korea still beats Saudi Arabia any day of the week. That place is just worst shit-hole and collection of the most foul human being on the planet. No nation of any morals should be allied with that terrorist ridden place and worst human rights toward women or any person. I am not saying this since hate Islam because i am Muslim myself.
[QUOTE=Meknes;20167212]North Korea still beats Saudi Arabia any day of the week. That place is just worst shit-hole and collection of the most foul human being on the planet. No nation of any morals should be allied with that terrorist ridden place and worst human rights toward women or any person. I am not saying this since hate Islam because i am Muslim myself.[/QUOTE]
Well we really have absolutely no idea what's going on in NK.
[QUOTE=Meknes;20167212]North Korea still beats Saudi Arabia any day of the week.[/QUOTE]
That sounds doubtful
At least Saudi Arabia isn't stricken by famine
Did anyone else laugh really hard at the Engrish from the little voice clips at the beginning of each video?
"The [B]INVINCRIBLE POWAR [/B] of an iron willed commandar!"
I felt bad for that tea girl from the shop in part 5.
:(
[QUOTE=TH89;20167280]That sounds doubtful
At least Saudi Arabia isn't stricken by famine[/QUOTE]
Least little girls aren't locked in burning school by police because they tried run outside without being covered head to toe. Least North Korea did not train the Taliban religious police and other Islamic terrorist groups around world that launch attacks on innocent lives. Least North Korea does not send missionaries fueled by oil wealth to poor Muslim countries spreading propaganda and braining washing people with fear of death and fire. Where it was against Islamic law of nations for women to be completely But now due to Saudi propaganda fueled by oil they force governments to pass laws and teach in schools. I know little bit about North Korea you can visit there and also Russia shares a border with them. North Korea is restricted and does not harm the human race Saudi arabia does and spread nothing but hatred and radical Islam.
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1874471.stm[/url]
[QUOTE=Meknes;20167412]Least little girls aren't locked in burning school by police because they tried run outside without being covered head to toe. Least North Korea did not train the Taliban religious police and other Islamic terrorist groups around world that launch attacks on innocent lives. Least North Korea does not send missionaries fueled by oil wealth to poor Muslim countries spreading propaganda and braining washing people with fear of death and fire. Where it was against Islamic law of nations for women to be completely But now due to Saudi propaganda fueled by oil they force governments to pass laws and teach in schools. I know little bit about North Korea you can visit there and also Russia shares a border with them. North Korea is restricted and does not harm the human race Saudi arabia does and spread nothing but hatred and radical Islam.
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1874471.stm[/url][/QUOTE]
I will say it again, we have absolutely no idea what's going on in NK.
Just watched the video and...
Poor Pun Yun Shi ;___;
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. Wait no, it was really good.
[QUOTE=Meknes;20167412]Least little girls aren't locked in burning school by police because they tried run outside without being covered head to toe. Least North Korea did not train the Taliban religious police and other Islamic terrorist groups around world that launch attacks on innocent lives. Least North Korea does not send missionaries fueled by oil wealth to poor Muslim countries spreading propaganda and braining washing people with fear of death and fire. Where it was against Islamic law of nations for women to be completely But now due to Saudi propaganda fueled by oil they force governments to pass laws and teach in schools. I know little bit about North Korea you can visit there and also Russia shares a border with them. North Korea is restricted and does not harm the human race Saudi arabia does and spread nothing but hatred and radical Islam.
[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1874471.stm[/URL][/QUOTE]
At least you can leave your country.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;20167485]I will say it again, we have absolutely no idea what's going on in NK.[/QUOTE]
It's a giant disco
[b]all of the time[/b]
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