• As promised, Obama releases his beer recipe
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He sticks gypsum in it? Must make it really thick or something...
Ob delivers haha, get it, its like op delivers but the p is upside down so its [i]ob[/i]ama and it was clever and yes I'm sorry.
[QUOTE=Omali;37505231]Like when Jesus gave all of his followers grape juice. It wasn't wine, as some believe, it was grape juice.[/QUOTE] This bread is as my flesh, and this Welch's™ is as my blood.
first real promise he has REALLY kept
[QUOTE=Terminutter;37505728]He sticks gypsum in it? Must make it really thick or something...[/QUOTE]I was just wondering about that. I'm assuming he's not just grinding up plasterboard and dropping it in, though.
[QUOTE=stawicki;37505957]first real promise he has REALLY kept[/QUOTE] I know right. [url]http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/rulings/promise-kept/[/url]
[QUOTE=OvB;37505225]Recipe from a local brewery, brewed by White House chefs, using local ingredients. Obama gets all the credit for "his" beer.[/QUOTE] They said they altered it and 'made it there own'. If it was at Obama's request I guess it is his beer sort of, but if you really want to give anyone the credit I guess it's the chefs for going through the trial and error of creating a nice, new beer.
Better pass this on to my dad so he might brew up a batch.
Meanwhile, the US is still terribly in debt. But no fear, the president released his beer recipe, hoping enough people will get drunk off it and forgot about their money problems. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] Isn't this how the last presidency fucked up? Because most Americans thought Bush was a "cool guy to have a beer with"?
[QUOTE=mr apple;37507060]Meanwhile, the US is still terribly in debt. But no fear, the president released his beer recipe, hoping enough people will get drunk off it and forgot about their money problems. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] Isn't this how the last presidency fucked up? Because most Americans thought Bush was a "cool guy to have a beer with"?[/QUOTE] Lighten up... jeez. You know what you need? A light, cool, refreshing White House beer!
Confirmed: Obama world's most powerful bro. [QUOTE=smurfy;37503758]The whole election should just be an episode of Total Wipeout[/QUOTE] Nah. MXC is infinitely better than Total Wipeout, and I can say this having seen both shows. Idunno maybe TW would be improved if the casters were replaced with Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, and their on-the-ground guy replaced with Guy LeDouche. But it still wouldn't be MXC. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=mr apple;37507060]Meanwhile, the US is still terribly in debt. But no fear, the president released his beer recipe, hoping enough people will get drunk off it and forgot about their money problems.[/quote] Because Obama can totally pull the answer out of his back pocket overnight and magically wipe the slate clean, right? [quote] Isn't this how the last presidency fucked up? Because most Americans thought Bush was a "cool guy to have a beer with"?[/QUOTE] The last presidency fucked up because of inept policies and a congress of yes men, not necessarily because Bush was a bro. Clinton was a bro before him and Clinton was our best president since FDR and JFK.
Now release your own special strain of weed, fool :P
[QUOTE=darkedone02;37503723]Although I would love to see some short of contest involved with the election process, like a motherfucking beer brewing contest to see who makes the best beer (and have it distributed whoever wins the contest). that and other contests that show how well our new or current leader's can do and reveal their own characters and mindsets.[/QUOTE] I remember reading somewhere about how a certain town found their mayor They had a massive drinking contest, whoever could take the most shots was chosen
[QUOTE=darkedone02;37503657]I believe Alcohol is actually worship in old pagan religion like Hellenism and the old Egyptian gods. Only the most famous of the religions (mostly Abrahamic religions), dislike the use of alcohol.[/QUOTE] :eng101: Actually Catholic, Orthodox and Jewish religions accept the consumption of alcohol because it has been used in traditional holidays since the time before Christ. Jesus also turned water into wine during a wedding. During the final supper he also gave wine to the Apostles which represents his his own blood, which also lead to Catholic priests drinking goblets of wine during every mass. Certain open Muslim groups also allow consumption of alcohol. However, what is generally disliked is over consumption which has also been featured as one of the seven deadly sins when it was revised by the Christian church. Basically this means that Obama(and pretty much everyone else) can brew and drink beer all day along as far as religion is concerned, but he should not get drunk.
Very similar taste to Humdinger apparently.
I bet some people think its ingredients are in fact comunism and a little dash of a pink powder that makes you gay.
[QUOTE=mr apple;37507060]Meanwhile, the US is still terribly in debt. But no fear, the president released his beer recipe, hoping enough people will get drunk off it and forgot about their money problems. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] Isn't this how the last presidency fucked up? Because most Americans thought Bush was a "cool guy to have a beer with"?[/QUOTE] So once you become President you're no longer considered human and therefore aren't allowed to have fun?
[QUOTE=Terminutter;37505728]He sticks gypsum in it? Must make it really thick or something...[/QUOTE] I imagine that he's adding gypsum to it to harden the water he's brewing with, given that he's brewing a pale beer. In the context of brewing, this process is called Burtonising, since it makes the water more like that of Burton-upon-Trent (hard with calcium sulphate) which is ideal for brewing pale ale.
People assume that the president does all the damn work. The congress has 435 members ffs.
Obama's Campaign Slogan should be "I am not a Wizard"
[QUOTE=Str4fe;37511046]People assume that the president does all the damn work. The congress has 435 members ffs.[/QUOTE] To be fair he does more actual work than all 435 of them combined. Congress wastes so much time arguing about bullshit it's laughable anything gets passed at all.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;37508644]So once you become President you're no longer considered human and therefore aren't allowed to have fun?[/QUOTE] It isn't that he isn't necessarily allowed to have fun. These stories, however, tend to be aimed to distract and manipulate the public. It's a cheap political trick. The Republicans use the economy to take heat away from the fact that corporations own the party, while Democrats point to gay marriage, Obama's beer recipe, and Republican idiocy to take attention off the fact that they are a wing of corporate America just the same. Fear, suppression, and distraction, each with their own nuances and subtleties attached. This is how the state herds us around.
so Yawdawraw... Which wing of corporate america do you want? You said yourself in another thread that you gotta chose. Do you want the one that wants Cameras in your bedroom and believes in suppression in order to sway the masses? Or do you believe in the one that wants to keep the customer happy and gullible and free?
[QUOTE=Bomimo;37522621]so Yawdawraw... Which wing of corporate america do you want? You said yourself in another thread that you gotta chose. Do you want the one that wants Cameras in your bedroom and believes in suppression in order to sway the masses? Or do you believe in the one that wants to keep the customer happy and gullible and free?[/QUOTE] fight da powah fuck da poleese
Everyone who's ever unironically used the word "brewski" will now be voting for obama. bro-five and whatnot
[QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;37503452]how do you get white house honey?[/QUOTE] White House bees
My sister's boyfriend owns a brewery. I bet I can get him to make some of this.
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