• Girl Hit by Tortoise.
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Poor tortoise :(
In a non-meme related post, this reminds me of that one comedic playwright who died when a seagull dropped a turtle on his head.
Awww the tortoise died... What a shame... I don't care about the girl but tortoise getting killed by fall makes me furious. [editline]07:06PM[/editline] We also have an tortoise and I must say that it is kinda possible that the turtle jumped out of window on it's own if table was at the window. These little bastards are able to jump out aquarium and then crawl around flat.
First thing I thought when I saw the title was lolwut?
Who the [b]FUCK[/b] is throwing Tortoises?
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;16288936]Who the [b]FUCK[/b] is throwing Tortoises?[/QUOTE] Sorry :/
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;16288936]Who the [b]FUCK[/b] is throwing Tortoises?[/QUOTE] I tell you it maybe jumped out of window on it's own.
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;16288936]Who the [b]FUCK[/b] is throwing Tortoises?[/QUOTE] [img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/807/supermariobros3screensh.jpg[/img]:argh:
It was an eagle that did it. And the turtle was actually an angry god.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16289007][img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/807/supermariobros3screensh.jpg[/img]:argh:[/QUOTE] I haven't laughed so hard in weeks, I'm having trouble breathing :D Oh god, legendary reply
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16289007][img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/807/supermariobros3screensh.jpg[/img]:argh:[/QUOTE] Ahaha I laughed so hard and hiccuped along the way I almost choked on my hiccups
[i]Poor[/i] her [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;16289500][i]Poor[/i] her [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY! /caps Also, it sucks that the tortoise died. He was the only one who knew who the culprit was.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmTczaVvfJc[/media] Shat on a turtle!
Reminds me of Crysis, I kill Koreans by throwing turtles at them too!
Wouldn't it be cool if a plumber showed up on the scene wearing a Mario outfit saying something like "Itsa so nicea!"
/fail joke :( [IMG]http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd244/downface_bucket/784px-Bovington_146_Tortoise_1.jpg[/IMG]
When I first saw the title, I imagined some girl walking on the beach, then a tortoise just waddling up to her and slapping her shins with his flippers.
Oh god, that poor tortoise :frown:
God did it. But seriously, that's just plain crazy.
By any chance are we done trying to be funny yet?
[QUOTE=LSK;16292642]By any chance are we done trying to be funny yet?[/QUOTE] [i]NO[/i] [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
I thought this would be about a tortoise trying to punch her or something. Well now she can tell people that the most interesting thing that happened to her was having a tortoise fall on her head. :v:
[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;16292694]I thought this would be about a tortoise trying to punch her or something. Well now she can tell people that the most interesting thing that happened to her was having a tortoise fall on her head. :v:[/QUOTE] But she couldn't remember it?
That sure is [i]stunning[/i]. [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
That must have been one [i]shell[/i] of a ride for that tortoise. :uhaul:
I would've lol'd if the Tortoise fell really slowly.
Poor Ching Chang... But come on, who the hell would throw a turtle at some one? Oh wait... "Its'a ME! MARIO! "
I bet you the sound was epic!
Whut? Seriously, is this destined to happen every few thousand years? Does God think "Hey, I'm bored! I'll throw a tortoise at some random person!" :sigh:
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