[QUOTE=B-hazard;16288025]At first I imagined a turtoise running and hitting the girl as if it was a car, then I realised that that was dumb.[/QUOTE]
That was what I was thinking... "Did she T-Bone it or what?"
Poor Tortoise.
[img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13500/Flying-turtle--13918.jpg[/img]
There he is, there's that motherFUCKER. Gentlemen, call in the F16s, we got a flying tortoise in a restricted airspace.
[QUOTE=JPoid;16292719]That sure is [i]stunning[/i].
[img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Way to ruin it already.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16297264][img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13500/Flying-turtle--13918.jpg[/img]
There he is, there's that motherFUCKER. Gentlemen, call in the F16s, we got a flying tortoise in a restricted airspace.[/QUOTE]
That's called a turtle.
A SEA turtle to be exact.
And PETA is still on the Tortoises side when they are rising to eliminate us humans once and for all.
Poor tortoise, when will the Chinese believe in Animal's Rights and stop eating Dogs and Cats.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;16298378]Poor tortoise, when will the Chinese believe in Animal's Rights and stop eating Dogs and Cats.[/QUOTE]
When they are ready to chop off their balls.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16289007][img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/807/supermariobros3screensh.jpg[/img]:argh:[/QUOTE]
I fucking hate you. I just had two teeth ripped out and laughed so hard at that that I just got blood everywhere.
Thanks a fucking lot for making me smile and be happy and forget about the pain for a minute, jerk :(
Hmm, it seems that she was struck on the head by a falling tortoise.
[img]http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/1/1e/Buzz_(150_x_255).jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;16287977]Well, now she joins the rather exclusive club, alongside one greek philosopher who also got hit by a flying turtle, except he got killed.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget Mario Kart players, god damned blue shells! :argh:
I love China.
Sucks that the tortoise died :(
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[QUOTE=PartyPancake;16290201]
Also, it sucks that the tortoise died. He was the only one who knew who the culprit was.[/QUOTE]
I know, it's almost the perfect crime.
Is the baby ok ?
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;16287996]This is an outrage,
BAN TORTOISES!![/QUOTE]
And ban women from walking out, because they kill tortoise.
Hurr durr they should stay in kitchens.
Hahahahah at OP's meme.
Fucking Ventilated.
RayvenQ is on fire
[quote]Unsuspecting 12-year-old [b]Cheng Cheng[/b] was struck by the plummeting creature as she walked with her aunt [b]Ling Lang [/b]in[b] Chongqing[/b], central China.[/quote]
What the christ, that's some weird names.
Oh snap! Great A'tuin anyone? Or, what about The Great God Om?
If you don't get it, go read the Discworld Series of books, specifically Small Gods.
[QUOTE=JPoid;16292719]That sure is [i]stunning[/i].
[url]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/url]
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It's a ban :bandwagon: !
[QUOTE=Hamm0;16287938]Source [url]http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentID=148730145[/url]
Wow she must of been [i]shell[/i] shocked!
[img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img]
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Do you think the Tortoise's Baby is OK ?
Snip
If this was in slo-mo it would be so epic.
Darn, My xingbing fling failed
Her head got...Turtled
Oh snap
Cheng Cheng and Ling Lang. Really?
It isn't everyday that you see a person get hit by a giant pregnant tortoise.
[QUOTE=Tucks;16288119]Don't some birds carry tortoises up high then drop them to get at the gooey goodness inside? This may be for snails though. TO WIKI I GO![/QUOTE]
reminds me of
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFOVi0vJGU[/media]
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;16288055]See that's how they get you, at first they fool you by appearing to be slow, ground and sea based creatures then BAM they fly at you like motherfucking jets.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahaha
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