Babies Pick Up On Language Before They're Even Born - Polidicks

I had a west african babysitter so apparently I sound faintly like I'm from Morocco despite the fact that I'm asian.

[QUOTE=peterson;39076320]I know this might sound absolutely bat shit insane, but when I was a toddler, I remember being able to think clearly. I remember I was in the little living room swing and my brother was pushing me really hard in it, and I was thinking in my head "Stop it you douchebag" or something along those lines. It was really weird and I only have a couple vivid memories of these things, but I remember being able to think logically in the English language. But not be able to say any of it.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jawalt;39076526]I have similar memories. I remember I got some kind of juice/soda in a sippy cup, and my monologue said the equivalent of "This shit is bangin' man." but I wasn't really amazing at talking at the time.[/QUOTE] This just in: Babies swear like vikings

I remember one of my first words being "Adido", meaning "Radio"

My first words were unfortunately "fuck up", trying to mimic my mom's "shut the fuck up". [QUOTE=dije;39077817]I said "Lampa" which means light to everyone and also trains were "di" and I were "dije" :v: Funny thing is dije means I in spanish :v:[/QUOTE] No, "dije" is not I in Spanish, "yo" is. What the fuck are you smoking?

[QUOTE=SCopE5000;39077846]I'm pretty sure I was able to breathe underwater when I was really young. I remember going to the pool and very slowly inhaling water and being able to breathe it. Maybe I was dreaming.[/QUOTE] Maybe you're a fish.

I can't remember my first word, but according to my mom, my babysitter called her at work and told her my second word was refrigerator. I guess I was thirsty :v:

My first word, after pointing at a cat, was "titty" I had a problem with the K sound :v:

[QUOTE=JaspertheDoxie;39080160]No, "dije" is not I in Spanish, "yo" is. What the fuck are you smoking?[/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/30829668/ShareXmod/2013-01/2013-01-03_17-03-14.png[/img]

Some of my first words according to my Mom were "Bounty, the quicka picka uppah"

My first word was buttcrack, usually followed by fits of laughter.

My first word was "beer" ("õlu") in estonian because it was so easy to say and my parents were laughing their asses off the first time they heard it. It was also the first word I wrote in kindergarden, but I got into major trouble for that. Magnificent parenting over here yo.

my first word was kitty I fucking hated my cat at the time, he was such a massive douchebag

[QUOTE=sambooo;39080310][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/30829668/ShareXmod/2013-01/2013-01-03_17-03-14.png[/img][/QUOTE] Shocker: Google translate is wrong! Dije is the first person preterite form of decir, which means "To say". So, dije means "I said"

My first word was banana. My sister's was bear.

My first two spoken words were hot and cold. I was sitting on the counter and touched the stove and then the fridge to point them out. My first swear word was fuck at age 6. I told my brother to put it in the search of a global name index we were on and he beat me on the floor until my dad came in. I heard it in a movie

Can't take drugs, can't drink alcohol, now you can't even swear!

My first "word" was "uhrdelin". Which meant milk. I was a weird baby.

Babies pick up a sense of pitch before they are born. That's why Chinese children are so musically gifted, because the Chinese language involves specific pitches to differentiate between words, and they gain a sense of pitch early on. Even more so when the mother sings when she's pregnant.

my first word was "juice" of course it just looked like I was running around yelling "JEWS"

I was boring. Mine was 'mama' apparently. By brother, however, used dabi-da, to signal for pizza.

reading this thread made me realize i don't actually know what my first word was

I couldn't talk until I was three. My parents were worried that I had something wrong with me, but when I did start talking I could talk fairly advanced.

Relevant: [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/6e/Bloodbrothers22.jpg/800px-Bloodbrothers22.jpg[/t] Our future children are becoming Gray Mann! :v:

[QUOTE=geogzm;39078622]My parents forgot my first words.[/QUOTE] my first sentence (if you can call it that) was, "der hund ist grün" (the dog is green) the dog was obviously not green

When I was a kid, I always had trouble saying Popsicle. It would always come out like "Pwaskitbawls" I don't know why.

[QUOTE=SCopE5000;39077846]I'm pretty sure I was able to breathe underwater when I was really young. I remember going to the pool and very slowly inhaling water and being able to breathe it. Maybe I was dreaming.[/QUOTE] When I was a kid, I thought that I could make my left and right arms rotate around and switch places on demand.

When I was a kid I had trouble saying spaghetti. Basquéti

[QUOTE=myng;39085905]I was boring. Mine was 'mama' apparently. By brother, however, used dabi-da, to signal for pizza.[/QUOTE] I was a magic baby and could name things by colour before I was 9 months

[QUOTE=GeneralMoosen;39087210]When I was a kid, I always had trouble saying Popsicle. It would always come out like "Pwaskitbawls" I don't know why.[/QUOTE] Reminded me of this bit of old gold. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js4fP9BpsUc[/media]

My first word was a swearword. My parents are so good yo.