#AUSPOL STRAYA ELECTIONS 2K16 - MALCOLM TURNBULL REMAINS PRIME MINISTER. - Polidicks

polls close in 2 minutes [url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/[/url] get on it

senate paper be huge as fuck why, it was a pain in the ass to fill out because of how it doesn't actually fit in the booth

Aaaaand eastern coast is now closed

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[QUOTE=Noth;50632575]Were they in a yellow bib? Yeah, I've heard from a couple of my former co-workers that their polling day OIC was either inexperienced, or didn't remember their training.[/QUOTE] Yellow vest, standing next to the sitting purple bibs handing out the papers. She also had a lanyard which I believe read Officer in Charge.

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[QUOTE=DogGunn;50632620]Yellow vest, standing next to the sitting purple bibs handing out the papers. She also had a lanyard which I believe read Officer in Charge.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that sounds like someone who isn't getting the job again. If I wasn't sick, I would've been lucky, my OIC has been doing this for almost 20 years [editline]2nd July 2016[/editline] Ahahahaha, one of the purples had their bib on backwards on the ABC stream.

updated op, im fuckin hype

i need a livestream of Friendlyjordies' face, does it exist?

[QUOTE=ksenior;50632470]Pretty sure most of us don't qualify.[/QUOTE] They dont even ask, or just say some bs. Way worth it over wasting your saturday lmao

8.3% ALP swing in Eden-Monaro. Fark!

La Trobe early results showing a 6.3% swing to ALP btw: the electorates I'm watching tonight are: - Barton - Brisbane - Cowan - Petrie - Longman (my home electorate) - Maribynong - Melbourne - Melbourne Ports - New England - La Trobe

I can't bear to watch.

Katter's Australian Party leading in Kennedy, Queensland so far lmao what the fuck

[QUOTE=Araknid;50632693]Katter's Australian Party leading in Kennedy, Queensland so far lmao what the fuck[/QUOTE] what do you expect, the Katter family is well known up there, with 2 of their relatives being members in the Queensland State Parliament and Bob... everyone know's what he's well known for. Update: early results for the Division for Brisbane with a swing of 5% to the ALP, for the Division of Capricornia, a swing of 5.8% to the ALP

[QUOTE=Araknid;50632693]Katter's Australian Party leading in Kennedy, Queensland so far lmao what the fuck[/QUOTE] its weird but the people of Kennedy have a strong belief he has been fighting for them tooth and nail when really hes done fuck all

"sorry we forgot to put the sausages on the bbq" thats ok i guess ill just forget to vote you daft cunts

Morrison is forgetting the fact that both Bishops (aka former speaker of the house of reps Bronwyn Bishop and incumbent Foreign Minister Julie Bishop) both used taxpayer money for party fundraisers. Something that former Lib leader John Hewson slammed. Update: Division of Petrie early results show 4.1% swing to the ALP, the Division for Brisbane further early results down to 0.8% for the ALP

Holy shit ABC splashing out in the touch screens.

Byron Bay under Richmond swinging to Green... They must have looked at their baggie before entering the booth.

watching that abc stream that someone linked wtf is "Alternative Lifestyle" slang for in Australia

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;50632738]watching that abc stream that someone linked wtf is "Alternative Lifestyle" slang for in Australia[/QUOTE] Hippie trash

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;50632717]"sorry we forgot to put the sausages on the bbq"[/QUOTE] "Don't worry, I'll wait"

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;50632738]watching that abc stream that someone linked wtf is "Alternative Lifestyle" slang for in Australia[/QUOTE] Essentially anyone considered a hipster in San Francisco.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;50632738]watching that abc stream that someone linked wtf is "Alternative Lifestyle" slang for in Australia[/QUOTE] probably permaculture and eco-friendly lifestyles. Update: For my home electorate, Division for Longman, early results show a 1% swing to the ALP candidate Susan Lamb

Malcom Turnbull didn't buy a fucking sausage. Someone explain to me why people are voting for this guy.

We should start seeing serious numbers in 20-30minutes. [editline]2nd July 2016[/editline] Wong's savage on that ABC stream.

[QUOTE=Bradyns;50632750]We should start seeing serious numbers in 20-30minutes. [editline]2nd July 2016[/editline] Wong's savage on that ABC stream.[/QUOTE] heck yes "this is a guy who talked about $100 dollar roasts" [editline]2nd July 2016[/editline] seems to me Morrison is basically talking everyone on that panel down as if they were uneducated

Ugh, the internet here keeps dropping out every few minutes so i cant watch the stream properly. Shit.

[QUOTE=shutter_eye5;50632764]heck yes "this is a guy who talked about $100 dollar roasts" [editline]2nd July 2016[/editline] seems to me Morrison is basically talking everyone on that panel down as if they were uneducated[/QUOTE] Clearly he's never seen the 7:30 report. Leigh Sales is fucking brutal.