Snooki: Obama doesn't relate to guidos' and guidettes' love of tans because he's black - Polidicks

"McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan" What? How does this even? ARGHRGH

[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;23751504]There needs to be a button that wipes out a specified group of people. Sure, we'd lose a few good people, but the improvements on humanity would be immeasurable. These sorts of people can [b]vote.[/b] They waste our resources and time and money.[/QUOTE] You're a sociopathic freak [editline]06:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Meatpuppet;23750825]If I had a chance to slowly kill the entire cast of Jersey Shore, I'd start with her and enjoy every microsecond of slowly killing her fucking idiot stupid fat self because she is the scum of the earth and everyone who likes that stupid show should GO DIE.[/QUOTE] You're a fucking freak holy shit

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;23757498]You're a sociopathic freak [editline]06:30AM[/editline] You're a fucking freak holy shit[/QUOTE] holy shit people posting exaggerated stuff on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! better act high and mighty to make myself feel better

[img]http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/Snooki.jpg[/img] Person in question incase anyone was wondering

I don't know who this Snooki person is (What the hell sort of name is Snooki, anyway?), but I can tell exactly what sort of person she is. An idiot.

lol

[QUOTE=KorJax;23759501][img]http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/Snooki.jpg[/img] Person in question incase anyone was wondering[/QUOTE] Holy Jesus.

[QUOTE=KorJax;23759501][img]http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/Snooki.jpg[/img] Person in question incase anyone was wondering[/QUOTE] She's white? :raise: [img]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/snooki-picture_293x473.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/30/snookie_370x278.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01688/Snooki_1688690c.jpg[/img] If you told me this woman was Indian I'd believe you. An Indian woman with some crazy skin, but I honestly did not peg she was white

shes really gross to look at. like if i got a metal scourer and added some detergent and just lightly scraped her face you'd see all the layers underneath :smith:

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;23759613] If you told me this woman was Indian I'd believe you. An Indian woman with some crazy skin, but I honestly did not peg she was white[/QUOTE] Turns out she's actually Chilean so she can't ever be full guido, so she has to make up for it by being browner than everyone else. [editline]11:17AM[/editline] err... oranger

Italian pride is now impossible.

[img]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/30/snookie_370x278.jpg[/img] [i]YOUR SOUL... IT'S MINE![/i] I have no idea who she is - but I guess she's some sort of a moron.

I have never seen any of the Jersey Shore ever, in fact I've never seen a full episode of any reality show ever. I'm pretty proud of that.

Snooki isn't lower class.

[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23751034]New Jersey is pretty shit, you can't really argue that point.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuy4Bpz080Q[/media]

But Snooki is exempt from the Tanning Tax. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZfu_vqAEcQ[/media]

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;23759804]I have never seen any of the Jersey Shore ever, in fact I've never seen a full episode of any reality show ever. I'm pretty proud of that.[/QUOTE] You've never watched Deadliest Catch? That's a pretty good show.

Every time I hear about this snookie person i think "oh, I should google that name so i know what people are talking about" and then I realize I don't give a fuck who any dumb cunt who goes by the name "snookie" could be

Obama has bigger problems than some whiny, racist, stupid guido.

[QUOTE=its shortie;23752089]Fuck you.[/QUOTE] No, no, he's pretty much right. I've lived my entire life in New Jersey. There really isn't anything great worth having. Other than the fact that we had Thomas Edison.

[QUOTE=Kagrenak;23760517]You've never watched Deadliest Catch? That's a pretty good show.[/QUOTE] I saw a few minutes. Watching people fish for things is not fun.

[QUOTE=cyanide101;23759827]Snooki isn't lower class.[/QUOTE] That's a pretty damning condemnation of lower class New Jerseyans

[QUOTE=JLea;23759426]holy shit people posting exaggerated stuff on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! better act high and mighty to make myself feel better[/QUOTE] Yeah uh, they might actually believe that murdering her would do the world good.

Snooki should have a baby with Justin Bieber. It would only be known as the Antichrist.

Oompa loompas, What are you ganna do? :sigh:

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;23750825]If I had a chance to slowly kill the entire cast of Jersey Shore, I'd start with her and enjoy every microsecond of slowly killing her fucking idiot stupid fat self because she is the scum of the earth and everyone who likes that stupid show should GO DIE.[/QUOTE] Teen angst is a bitch, huh?

[QUOTE=trent_roolz;23768375]Teen angst is a bitch, huh?[/QUOTE] No, but your mum is...

[QUOTE=Dr.Strangelove;23760483]But Snooki is exempt from the Tanning Tax. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZfu_vqAEcQ[/media][/QUOTE] "...and House minority leader, John Boehner." :iceburn:

Rated tool for the Jersey Shore cast.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;23751005]My state has a shit enough reputation with out that fucked up show. We seriously don't need these people. Why can't they just die??[/QUOTE] Because if you read the Oregan Christians thread...God wills them to live. :downsrim: