• Un-bee-lievable: One in five kids has never seen a bee
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Last time I killed a wasp, I made sure it made its way back to hell. Anyway, those 1 in 5 kids aren't missing anything. Honey/bumblebees are tolerable at a distance, and that's it. Wasps are the result of God having a bad day. Or, like, God made bees, and Satan made wasps to one-up him in the nastiness department.
The bees are disappearing......... The bees are disappearing... THE BEES ARE DISAPPERING!!!
Here's a bumble bee getting comfortable on some chick's hand. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov880cdvIBw[/media] [quote]This friendly Bumblebee wasn't able to fly anymore and I cared for it, but he/she didn't even want to feed. He/she did feel very comfortable resting on my hand and didn't want to leave it. I was inside my home with the Bumblebee on my hand for quite a bit even.[/quote]
I'm not sure I've ever seen a bee, I've seen plenty of wasps and plenty of bumblebees, but never a regular bee.
Bumblebees have this habit of flying after me if I get remotely close. It's made me terrified of them.
[QUOTE=Trainbike;40289826]Bees are okay. It's the wasps that are cunts.[/QUOTE] Both are flying, fast as fuck and capable of stinging. I tend to avoid them all. Only been stung once when I was 10 by a bumblebee that sat down on my toe when I was wearing sandals. I didn't see it and when I started walking the fucker stung me. It's only a burning sensation though, wasps and bees are supposed to feel more like a sting. I sure as hell don't intend to find out.
[QUOTE]while around 20 per cent said summer would be better if there were no bees around.[/QUOTE] I guess plants aren't really that important
[QUOTE=Greenen72;40290583]I guess plants aren't really that important[/QUOTE] Necessary casualties.
Oh god this article makes me think of when I was at a theatre camp, bees think nests at the bottom of a tree is just genius. I accidently knocked into the tree, I cried like a bloody waterfall.
one time a bumblebee was flying around and then it flew towards my head and got stuck in my hair and flipping around, i still like bees though, they are fun to watch
Only bumblebees and wasps here as far as i know.
In the summer I can't drink soda outside. There will always, [b]ALWAYS[/b] be a fucking wasp that lands right on the god damn can. Every fucking time.
my next-door neighbor's grandpa had weird magical abilities and one of them was getting the fuzzy bumblebees to land on his hand
I haven't seen many bees in video games or on facebook either. Maybe they are outside but who knows, never been there.
I've been stung countless times by bees. Never been stung by a wasp. Fucking cunt bees.
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;40289948]You've got it the wrong way round[/QUOTE] I have a wasp nest in my backyard, and I leave the backyard door open frequently. They've never stung me. Bees on the other hand, come in large packs if you have a nest, and are about annoying as flies when it comes to pathfinding.
My brother killed the first one we saw in the house this year. Many more to come. Fuck
[QUOTE=lifehole;40290784]I have a wasp nest in my backyard, and I leave the backyard door open frequently. They've never stung me. Bees on the other hand, come in large packs if you have a nest, and are about annoying as flies when it comes to pathfinding.[/QUOTE] A bee isn't going to come into your house, their "pathfinding" puts GPS to shame. They're insanely good at it.
Of course not, they just hear the buzz and then run away in fear.
[video=youtube;-1GadTfGFvU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU[/video] Obligatory Nicolas Cage Clip
I threw a bee at someone once, I don't think I've been that blind with rage since.
[QUOTE=Justin Case;40291050]I threw a bee at someone once, I don't think I've been that blind with rage since.[/QUOTE] Did it feel like this? [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wZ1rF-8bICg/TVgOvNZU_uI/AAAAAAAADyA/ftTxTnVwFKQ/s1600/bioshock-2-protector-trials-20100702112156204.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40291070]Did it feel like this? [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wZ1rF-8bICg/TVgOvNZU_uI/AAAAAAAADyA/ftTxTnVwFKQ/s1600/bioshock-2-protector-trials-20100702112156204.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080206222717/metalgear/images/b/bc/The_Pain.jpg[/img] ?
thats because they other four died
I'm very surprised by this news. Saw a queen bumblebee looking for a nest site yesterday. Only had one bad experience when I was small, tried picking up a worker bee and she stung me. As much as I love insects though, I still can't help but flinch when a wasp is in the vicinity.
[QUOTE=Desuh;40290223]wasps are such cunts. You want to have a relaxing barbecue outside in the nice sunny weather and those fuckers get into your food, drinks and face.[/QUOTE] thats why you always have flamethrowers prepared incase of wasps
Good. Fuck bees. They're assholes.
[QUOTE=Trainbike;40289826]Bees are okay. It's the wasps that are cunts.[/QUOTE] I got stung right on the back of my neck by a wasp, that was the worst thing ever
weakened yellowjackets always find theirselves in my house for some reason. couple nights ago i was pulling an all nighter and while working on a cover letter i heard this buzzing sound to my left. i looked over and this yellowjacket wasp has landed on my desk right by my hand
Probably got like 5 bee stings in total in my life time.
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