• Un-bee-lievable: One in five kids has never seen a bee
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Bees are cool. Fuzzy little fuckers. Just don't move to fast or swat at them and they'll just float around being bros. If they seem to be coming for you, don't run or freak out, they're probably just investigating you. If you move to quick or anything like that, they feel threatened and will retaliate.
[QUOTE=Ayane-152;40290338]The kids probably saw this bee though [t]http://i.imgur.com/h9mYB7Y.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] doubt it I'm convinced those honey ladel things don't actually exist in real life
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;40291497]weakened yellowjackets always find theirselves in my house for some reason. couple nights ago i was pulling an all nighter and while working on a cover letter i heard this buzzing sound to my left. i looked over and this yellowjacket wasp has landed on my desk right by my hand[/QUOTE] Every Autumn they crawl into my house in droves for the sole purpose of dying. I have no idea why.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40291572]doubt it I'm convinced those honey ladel things don't actually exist in real life[/QUOTE] They sell them at my local Amish shop. You can see the handles sticking out on the bottom of the shelf on the right. [t]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/577271_541036105923460_598224000_n.jpg[/t] They have a ton of varieties of honey too. [t]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/185133_541036375923433_68558848_n.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40290110]I haven't seen any this year. :( Ohio is too damn cold.[/QUOTE] I'm trying to stay outside as long as I can today, it's 70 degrees in my part of ohio. I know it's not going to last long, just two days ago it was raining and like 30 degrees.
Bees are the cool guys that leave you alone and you generally won't see them. It's wasps that come to fuck your shit up and i'm sure EVERYONE has seen a wasp in their life.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40291572]doubt it I'm convinced those honey ladel things don't actually exist in real life[/QUOTE] I had one as a kid. It's quaint, but squeeze bottles are just so much more convenient.
This is bad. Bees are important.
Sleeping in a tent when all of a sudden you hear [sub]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/sub][h2]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-[/h2] then you flip the fuck out and pretty much knock your tent over
[QUOTE=Spot of Tea;40292800]Sleeping in a tent when all of a sudden you hear [sub]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/sub][h2]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-[/h2] then you flip the fuck out and pretty much knock your tent over[/QUOTE] Then it turns out it was a Junebug and Dad helps you set your tent back up.
[video=youtube;nzgSBvbWY8k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgSBvbWY8k[/video] Bumble bees are like the flying counterpart to jumping spiders, aww.
Wasps are fine ... Just if you train them to kill your neighbors! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJUREA0cmQ[/media]
bees are awesome, they pollinate the plants we eat and use. imagine a world without bees, would you want to work in the fields manually pollinating our crops?? i think not!!
Good on them.. bees.. ujghh
lil tiny bees man so fuzzy so buzzy
I haven't seen a bee in years. The bastards used to be all over when I was a kid, though. Almost drank one this one time. Flew into my mcdonalds cup when I wasn't looking.
Thankfully we still have plenty around here. Bumblebees are absolutely adorable but I hate wasps with a passion. So much evil contained inside such a tiny body.
The only thing around here is wasps. Fuckers like to fly in my face when I'm mowing the lawn and nowhere near their nest to boot.
I hate wasps. Cool with bees. Wasps can go fuck themselves. When a bee gets in your face, its sniffing you to see if you're a flower or some shit. When a wasp gets in your face, its yelling profanities and scanning you for a weak spot which it then realizes is your all of it.
[QUOTE=An Axolotl;40294328]lil tiny bees man so fuzzy so buzzy[/QUOTE] Write a bee Haiku
I swear, every year wasps build a nest somewhere near my house, usually up high on a tree. I hate it because they always land right in the grass and on my food and in my soda, so it is either barricade myself inside or get stung to shit.
I have loads of lavender bushes in my yard, and the bumblebees always visit. They're cute little guys.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;40290003]Wasps look fucking badass.[/QUOTE] Until You've got nests outside your window.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;40292036]Every Autumn they crawl into my house in droves for the sole purpose of dying. I have no idea why.[/QUOTE] You should kill them, they desire an honorable death in battle.
bees are chill as fuck as long as you leave them alone. wasps are out to fucking [i][b]kill you[/i][/b]. one time I put on a shirt and there was a wasp in my sleeve. fucking bastard stung me twice.
1/5 kids don't live where bees are prevalent I guess, they're almost a pest here if it weren't for them almost NEVER stinging. They're really only annoying when they build hives in your roof or something.
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;40289829]When I was young, I was playing in the bushes on my cousins birthday. I felt a stinging pain, then i felt another, I screamed. I ran into the birthday party ripping off my shirt. Then everyone screamed. Alot of people were stung by bees because of me As I remember, it was the most painful agonizing moment of my childhood That is why I have a fear of bees, wasps, etc.[/QUOTE] A friend of my was doing yard work and ran over a beehive that had fell in some tall grass. Well he hit it and pretty much got fucked up by a bunch of really pissed off bees, he had little sting bumps/marks head to toe. Now that I think about it more, It is funny. He got owned.
I was wearing sandals not too long ago and got stung in the foot by a wasp. I pulled off the sandal and beat the fucker into the ground until it was unrecognizable. Then I drove home yelling and grunting in pain when the venom kicked in. But yeah, bees make honey and what not, so they're cool.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;40297635]You should kill them, they desire an honorable death in battle.[/QUOTE] No seriously, they stagger around like they're drunk for a couple of hours, flying into walls and falling to the floor and all of that crap. Then they just stop moving.
I like bees when they are far away. I don't like bees when they fly too close to your nose
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