[QUOTE=Andre Gomes;49701999]How they are gonna control this? Weekly anus circumference size inspection?[/QUOTE]
They'll hire the best FATAL players in the world to measure each anus down to the micrometer
[quote]"abominable and detestable crime against nature"[/quote]
So this is legalese for anal? It's so vague and open to debate, it could refer to a number of things.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;49701704][I]We should ship them giant butt plugs and anal beads too[/I]. :weeb:
Also wouldn't the people who got caught if this is actually a thing just end up having buttsex in prison anyways? 15 years would be pretty intimate with your cellmates. :sex101:[/QUOTE]
Send boxes of Bad Dragon dildos as well.
15 years for anal? Don't drop the soap?
i dont want to go to prison for committing an anal
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;49702104]So this is legalese for anal? It's so vague and open to debate, it could refer to a number of things.[/QUOTE]
It's antiquated legalese for any sex thats not deemed "natural." Basically if you're not doing missionary you're breaking the law!
[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;49701473]What in the fuck.
Someone check a calendar. I thought it was 2016 but apparently not.[/QUOTE]
Never understood the connection to time progressing and automatic social progression.
The Romans enjoyed ass sex quite a lot but in later centuries it became frowned upon.
Come on guys, check a calendar, I thought it was the year 34 BC but apparently not.
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49702159]i dont want to go to prison for committing an anal[/QUOTE]
No one is going to prison for having anal sex with a consenting adult. It's unconstitutional under Lawrence vs Texas as previously stated.
I've never understood the appeal of anal sex, its just why would you want to put your dick there?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;49702187]Never understood the connection to time progressing and automatic social progression.
The Romans enjoyed ass sex quite a lot but in later centuries it became frowned upon.
Come on guys, check a calendar, I thought it was the year 34 BC but apparently not.[/QUOTE]
The bill was introduced in [B]1931. [/B]
This bill is just hilarious. Like, how do you even enforce this? It seems so impossible to enforce. And hell, why even do this? 15 years in prison.. Are they mental or something?
[QUOTE=OvB;49702191]No one is going to prison for having anal sex with a consenting adult. It's unconstitutional under Lawrence vs Texas as previously stated.[/QUOTE]
Nevermind on the prison part then. But fuck, this bill is so damn hilarious still.
[QUOTE=Passing;49702195]I've never understood the appeal of anal sex, its just why would you want to put your dick there?[/QUOTE]
Besides the possible appeal to it being tighter on one's dick, the 'feel of dominance' factor, or the fact that one's rectum often is in close proximity to internal sex organs and so still results in pleasure for the 'catcher' as much as the 'pitcher', I dunno :v:
[QUOTE=Passing;49702195]I've never understood the appeal of anal sex, its just why would you want to put your dick there?[/QUOTE]
For men, the prostate
[img]http://www.healthtestingcenters.com/images/location-prostate-gland.jpg[/img]
and for women, its incredibly close proximity to the vaginal canal and the extra depth that you can get if you would have otherwise "bottomed out"
[img]http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/image_article_collections/anatomy_pages/vagina.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;49701896]Oh god if I wanted to be a huge asshole I could report my ex who cheated on me :v:
On a more serious note what the actual fuck kind of law is this?[/QUOTE]
yea, that's the scary part of this bill as it would be used to hurt people out of spite
[QUOTE=Passing;49702195]I've never understood the appeal of anal sex, its just why would you want to put your dick there?[/QUOTE]
you can hit it raw and cum inside with no possibility of babies
[QUOTE=J Paul;49702289]you can hit it raw and cum inside with no possibility of babies[/QUOTE]
Hit it raw and y'might get AIDS.
Let me get this straight. They ban something then might send you some where it gets practiced on you any ways?
[url=http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2011/04/map-has-your-state-banned-sodomy]Wasn't Anal sex already illegal in Michigan?[/url]
[QUOTE=Passing;49702195]I've never understood the appeal of anal sex, its just why would you want to put your dick there?[/QUOTE]
Prostate stimulation is pretty great, if you've got one. [del]I dunno for those who don't, I'd guess it's just a different stimulation than 'normal.'[/del] Showing off the fact that I never went to any sort of biology class, whoops.
[QUOTE=Passing;49702195]I've never understood the appeal of anal sex, its just why would you want to put your dick there?[/QUOTE]
well the biological stuff has been explained already, but there's been some studies done that point to some sort of disconnect in our minds between hygiene and sex, with our minds throwing out hygiene concerns if sex is possible
[QUOTE=Sableye;49702464]well the biological stuff has been explained already, but there's been some studies done that point to some sort of disconnect in our minds between hygiene and sex, with our minds throwing out hygiene concerns if sex is possible[/QUOTE]
There's a disconnect between a [I]lot[/I] of stuff if sex is possible.
Is this how it works
"I see your bunghole is stretched slightly beyond normal size. We sentence you to 15 years of jail."
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49702678]Is this how it works
"I see your bunghole is stretched slightly beyond normal size. We sentence you to 15 years of jail."[/QUOTE]
More like,
"We see you like ass. So we're sentencing you to 15 years of getting ass, congrats"
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;49702263]Besides the possible appeal to it being tighter on one's dick, the 'feel of dominance' factor, or the fact that one's rectum often is in close proximity to internal sex organs and so still results in pleasure for the 'catcher' as much as the 'pitcher', I dunno :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah but you get shit on your dick. No sale.
[QUOTE=The Pretender;49701876]Is this actually real? Is this FUCKING REAL?
[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/you-could-go-to-prison-for-performing-oral-or-anal-sex-in-michigan_us_56b8fbc1e4b04f9b57dab07c[/url]
Oral sex too??[/QUOTE]
daeshigan institutes sharia law
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;49702766]Yeah but you get shit on your dick. No sale.[/QUOTE]
No you don't
Don't worry, you can have gay sex all you want in Michigan.
The exact wording of the law:
[img]https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/thenewcivilrightsmovement/pages/15610/attachments/original/1454709618/Screen_Shot_2016-02-05_at_3.13.09_PM.png?1454709618[/img]
[url]http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/johnwright/michigan_senate_passes_bill_saying_sodomy_is_a_felony[/url]
Crimes against nature doesn't count homosexual acts anymore, just shit like beastiality as per [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas"]Lawrence v. Texas[/URL]
This isn't anything new, if memory serves right there's still a law in Idaho that makes any form of sex other than missionary illegal. :v:
[QUOTE=paindoc;49702843]No you don't[/QUOTE]
Assuming that hole is properly cleaned
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;49702263]the 'feel of dominance' factor[/QUOTE]
Well, I know that type of behavior is something you see in prison. Its not sexual preference in most cases just dominance, Bizarrely that even happens in the army.
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