Drunk Russian Fishermen Crash into Nuclear Submarine
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[QUOTE=Hakita;32447734]And after all that hard outdoor work you can finally get back to your home with your kangaroo wife and call eachother wankers all night long.[/QUOTE]
Then go ban some things.
[QUOTE=Hakita;32447734]And after all that hard outdoor work you can finally get back to your home with your kangaroo wife and call eachother wankers and poofters all night long.[/QUOTE]
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[quote][h2]DRUNK RUSSIAN FISHERMAN[/h2][/quote]
[img]http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/e/ee/RomanBellic-GTAIV.jpg[/img]
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[sp]I know he's not russain, just play along with the joke of it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;32448737][img]http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/e/ee/RomanBellic-GTAIV.jpg[/img]
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[sp]I know he's not russain, just play along with the joke of it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S NOT RUSSIAN OR MULTIPLE PEOPLE
oh wait no it's not.
Can't hear any news about russia without that damned Soviet Union Anthem going through my head.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;32442291]Couldn't the sub just dive down if it saw the trawler coming?[/QUOTE]
Like a fishing boat is going to damage a sub with armor plating. They probably just wanted to see his boat get smashed
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;32448737][img]http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/e/ee/RomanBellic-GTAIV.jpg[/img]
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[sp]I know he's not russain, just play along with the joke of it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Roman isn't Russian, and he isn't a Fisherman either.
[QUOTE=GunFox;32442794][url]http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=94115&page=1[/url]
But in Soviet Russia, boat hits submarine![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=faze;32442850]In Soviet Russia, boat crashes you![/QUOTE]
in soviet facepunch these posts are funny
How does this not surprise me?
Fucking hilarious. Surprised the sub crew didn't shoot the boat though. Here in the states that boat would probably be riddle with holes or blown out of the water once it got too close. I guess it's just the difference in blood-alcohol level that sets apart from the Russians.
[QUOTE=Dispenser;32452934]Fucking hilarious. Surprised the sub crew didn't shoot the boat though. Here in the states that boat would probably be riddle with holes or blown out of the water once it got too close. I guess it's just the difference in blood-alcohol level that sets apart from the Russians.[/QUOTE]
What, no.
They were in port, correct? It would be too risky to fire shots in-port because of the risk of hitting something behind the trawler, and even if they did attempt to fire on it, they would first fire over the bow as a warning.
Besides, firing on the ship would be a useless gesture, the momentum alone would be enough for the two crafts to collide, right?
[QUOTE=Dispenser;32452934]Fucking hilarious. Surprised the sub crew didn't shoot the boat though. Here in the states that boat would probably be riddle with holes or blown out of the water once it got too close. I guess it's just the difference in blood-alcohol level that sets apart from the Russians.[/QUOTE]
Cruel and Unusual Punishment. They would get a DUI at most.
Drunk boating eh? Suddenly Christopher Columbus getting 'lost' on the way to India makes a lot more sense...
I can't help but read every post in this thread with a drunk and boisterous russian fisherman accent...
I read the title as
[b]DRUNK RUSSIAN FIREMAN CRASH INTO NUCLEAR SUBMARINE[/b]
And I instantly imagined a firetruck crashing onto a sub.
This made my day, thank you for posting OP.
I SPEEL MY DREENK
[QUOTE=Zeke129;32452455]in soviet facepunch these posts are funny[/QUOTE]
In Soviet Facepunch Zeke can let old jokes go.
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