• 19-year-old "Barefoot Bandit" eyed in Bahamas plane crash
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20th century fox actually purchased film rights to his name [editline]12:38PM[/editline] also this kid is crazy awesome
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23181002]Sorry if I give sympathy to him, maybe i'm just not a cunt. You seem to think that these people are rich and famous and can buy whatever they want, and that's obviously not the case. Like multiple people have said, this isn't a private jet or something a CEO buys, it's a fucking Cessna, something bought by private pilots that actually love to fly. This guy probably saved up for a decade or so to be able to buy this plane, and you're saying "HAHA FUCK THE RICH PRICK"? Even if he can get it replaced, it's not the same. You save up for that long for an activity you love that much, there's gonna be sentimental value that no insurance company can replace cause some little twat went on a fucking joyride in your plane. EDIT: And like I said, no i'm not a cunt, so I never thought about going on a theft spree and fucking up hard-working people's lives. And yea, I hope he at least gets injured/put out of commission, it would teach him this kind of shit isn't cute or acceptable in a modern society.[/QUOTE] You should've learnt by now that facepunch is full of anarchists who'd love to stick it to the man but they have no idea how.
[QUOTE=markg06;23182132]You should've learnt by now that facepunch is full of anarchists who'd love to stick it to the man but they have no idea how.[/QUOTE] But this isn't even sticking it to the man, it's just innocent people getting screwed over and stolen from. I can understand if the kid was stealing from a corporation, but this is just wrong :psyduck:
What people who will get the property that was stolen from them reimbursed. Cry more, he's not exactly a violent offender he's just stolen a fucking plane. Hell if the little fucker stole my car I'd be happy, I'd get a brand new one without all the crisp packets, fag butts and dents in bodywork.
[QUOTE=Broni;23182630]What people who will get the property that was stolen from them reimbursed. Cry more, he's not exactly a violent offender he's just stolen a fucking plane. Hell if the little fucker stole my car I'd be happy, I'd get a brand new one without all the crisp packets, fag butts and dents in bodywork.[/QUOTE] No i'm pretty sure you'd get the depreciated value of the car reimbursed. And he didn't just steal a plane, he's stolen boats, cars, robbed small businesses, tons of shit. It doesn't matter if he's not violent, he's still a fucking criminal. You don't say it's ok if someone robs a business without a gun, you don't go "oh he just stole some art stop bitching" if people rob a museum, he's still a thief and he needs to be caught. I don't see how you can possibly idolize someone that does stuff like this, it's not even robin hood like, he's just wrecking shit.
So, this kid is still a badass. Can't believe he didn't get caught yet.
How many planes is that he totalled? You would have thought he'd have got the hang of basic flight by now..
Are you good at flying? Yes. Are you good at [I]landing[/I]? *shakes head*
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;23172031]The guys a fucking prick and a douchebag. He's not a hero or anything. He steals from hard-working citizens simply to fuel his ego. I honestly hope he ends up in jail and gets jailraped.[/QUOTE] He already went to jail, and escaped. So... [editline]01:32PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23182722]No i'm pretty sure you'd get the depreciated value of the car reimbursed. And he didn't just steal a plane, he's stolen boats, cars, robbed small businesses, tons of shit. It doesn't matter if he's not violent, he's still a fucking criminal. You don't say it's ok if someone robs a business without a gun, you don't go "oh he just stole some art stop bitching" if people rob a museum, he's still a thief and he needs to be caught. I don't see how you can possibly idolize someone that does stuff like this, it's not even robin hood like, he's just wrecking shit.[/QUOTE] And people like you are the people that ruin the party for everybody else.
[QUOTE=david927;23180511]Wow, some of you guys are freaking out. Everyone who got stuff stolen or crashed probably has insurance and will get there stuff back. Calm down. I mean the kid is 19 years old and still on the run from the FBI. If anything it shows either. 1. How idiotic, slow, and/or lack of care the FBI has. 2. How crazy and awesome this Kid is. For those of you wanting him to get "shot". Like really? What is wrong with you. He's 19 and yes hell eventually be caught, but bing shot is just plain stupid. And to Xen Tricks. IM PRETTY SURE A GUY WHO OWNS A 600,000 Dollar plane is the last person id give sympathy too if there precious plan got stolen haha. I mean if you have that kind of money to get a plane or maybe just lease it or something, you obviously have insurance and can get another one soon enough. Just smile at the ordeal. The Kid is doing stuff im sure you all thought about at one time or another.[/QUOTE] He's a criminal who gets off on stealing from people who actually work and contribute to society for their possessions.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;23232054]He already went to jail, and escaped. So... [editline]01:32PM[/editline] And people like you are the people that ruin the party for everybody else.[/QUOTE] Sorry for not being enamored by a smarmy thief :colbert:
This kid is on my island. I live not more than 20 miles from Marsh Harbour. Of course none of you will believe me with out proof. So if you want proof, you shall receive. But on other-hand; I read this news at around 12am last night, my former high school principal made a status mentioning the 'Bearfoot Bandit'. That's when I dropped my drink and went onto the nearest news site where I discovered he fucking crashed a plane by Sandy Point. Now if he didn't get shot up by the hicks down there, he isn't going to get caught by the lazy ass police around Marsh Harbour. If anyone's catching him, it'll be one of the skilled hunters on Abaco. Nearly every white man home has a shotgun. My friend's grandpa has a semi-automatic 20 Guage('bore' if you're from UK) shotgun sitting in his closet. Of course, I've never handled a gun, and I can barely keep my balance in the rocky, forest terrain here. So if you're planning on asking me to hunt him down and claim my 10,000 bounty, it's not going to happen.
Lets send him to North Korea and see how well he'll do.
This guy is living an epic life.
I'm from Indiana D: E: Who ever it was who commented on my YouTube video, yes, I will be your fuck buddy.
When he has to finally grow up and face reality, he's going to fall hard.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;23232609]This kid is on my island. I live not more than 20 miles from Marsh Harbour. Of course none of you will believe me with out proof. So if you want proof, you shall receive. But on other-hand; I read this news at around 12am last night, my former high school principal made a status mentioning the 'Bearfoot Bandit'. That's when I dropped my drink and went onto the nearest news site where I discovered he fucking crashed a plane by Sandy Point. Now if he didn't get shot up by the hicks down there, he isn't going to get caught by the lazy ass police around Marsh Harbour. If anyone's catching him, it'll be one of the skilled hunters on Abaco. Nearly every white man home has a shotgun. My friend's grandpa has a semi-automatic 20 Guage('bore' if you're from UK) shotgun sitting in his closet. Of course, I've never handled a gun, and I can barely keep my balance in the rocky, forest terrain here. So if you're planning on asking me to hunt him down and claim my 10,000 bounty, it's not going to happen.[/QUOTE] you should totally go "colton! I have supplies for you!" then take that 20 gauge and pepper him once you've waved a sizzling hot burger in front of his face
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;23171350]Badass.[/QUOTE]
arrest this property smashing dumbass, lets see how he like it when the only thing being stolen is his virginity-by other men and someone slap some sense into that cult of dumbass fuckups
[QUOTE=creefer;23174469]I don't really care about him stealing planes, those people have a fuckload of money anyways. Boo hoo, I won't be able to get that diamond encrusted waterfall in my living room. But stealing from small businesses and from people's homes? Fuck. [editline]06:08AM[/editline] Still a badass for being able to evade the FBI for so long.[/QUOTE] He's probably robbing the richer houses.
[QUOTE=Archy;23171759]he's better than tyler durden more like JASON BOURNE[/QUOTE] More like Jason Butthole [editline]12:46AM[/editline] :page3:
This guy is really really lucky.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23241106]More like Jason Butthole [editline]12:46AM[/editline] :synpa:[/QUOTE] Oh wow that was creative. How did you ever come up with that?
Probably stealing shoes.
Can't wait till' he gets caught.
What a cunt, I hope he gets caught soon.
Kid's really living la vie bohème.
[QUOTE=creefer;23176597]Well at least they have insurance, I guess. What's the point of paying those premiums if you never get anything out of it.[/QUOTE] Insurance usually covers the cost to cover the plane but never really covers the cost to replace it.
[QUOTE=runtime;23231866]How many planes is that he totalled? You would have thought he'd have got the hang of basic flight by now..[/QUOTE] I'm wondering how he keeps surviving plane crashes.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;23245639]I'm wondering how he keeps surviving plane crashes.[/QUOTE] The kind of planes he's probably stealing don't go down very hard, you can usually drift them for a while and crash by skidding rather than just slamming down. Though idk where he's crashing, so I can't say. Honestly, you'd think he'd learn how to land after a few, Cessna's aren't terribly hard to land... Methinks he's doing it just to be a dick
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