• Clown Terrorizing Northampton
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[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;42217877][I]They all float.[/I][/QUOTE] I was gonna ask if he floats. Also, I've heard of this "Northampton Clown" on the Twitters, namely Dr Ashens retweeting a tweet about him.
Didn't this guy star in a music video? [video=youtube;kGXTT7s01pw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXTT7s01pw[/video]
I give it a week before he gets mugged. Standing around the street at night is just asking for trouble.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;42223767]I give it a week before he gets mugged.[/QUOTE] I give it a week before the Clown makes its first kill.
I was wondering when someone was going to post this. I'm from Northampton, and it's all over the news. My friend actually took the "second" picture of him that's been plastered all over the news, kinda weird hearing about our small town on all these big news websites and such haha.
[QUOTE=MelonGuy;42224044]I was wondering when someone was going to post this. I'm from Northampton, and it's all over the news. My friend actually took the "second" picture of him that's been plastered all over the news, kinda weird hearing about our small town on all these big news websites and such haha.[/QUOTE] Let us know if a blue Police box also shows up.
He's every nightmare you've ever had. He's your worst dream come true. He's everything you ever were afraid of. And oh yes, he floats. They all float down there.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;42224101]He's every nightmare you've ever had. He's your worst dream come true. He's everything you ever were afraid of. And oh yes, he floats. They all float down there.[/QUOTE] He is the eater of worlds and children, and [B][I]you [/I][/B]are next!
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;42223767]I give it a week before he gets mugged. Standing around the street at night is just asking for trouble.[/QUOTE] VICTIM BLAMING!!!!!!!?!?!
I live here. Shocking that it's made national news. The clown's a good guy.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;42224954]I live here. Shocking that it's made national news. The clown's a good guy.[/QUOTE] I'm picturing a completely innocent clown now that's just completely creepy by accident. He just stands around the corner, breathing heavily, and whispering to passerby, "Lock your door real tight tonight!" because he's genuinely concerned for their safety. His ma didn't use her dead bolt and someone took her TV. So he makes it a point to warn people.
I guess even psychopath clowns need to be on facebook nowadays.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;42223767]I give it a week before he gets mugged. Standing around the street at night is just asking for trouble.[/QUOTE] Who's going to mug a [I]clown[/I]? Clowns don't carry money, they carry impossibly-long scarves, seltzer bottles, and pure, unadulterated terror. Every mugger knows this. There was a memo, I think.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/4tUf6.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=TMBGFan;42227727]Who's going to mug a [I]clown[/I]? Clowns don't carry money, they carry impossibly-long scarves, seltzer bottles, and pure, unadulterated terror. Every mugger knows this. There was a memo, I think.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure muggers can feel his evil presence and avoid him.
I'm going to admit it, I totally wish I could do something like this just for the laughs. Of course this is America though some someone would probably sue me. Although this would be a fun halloween prank.
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;42228655]I'm going to admit it, I totally wish I could do something like this just for the laughs. Of course this is America though some someone would probably sue me. Although this would be a fun halloween prank.[/QUOTE] This is America and you are flat out paranoid. Last year I walked the streets of my neighbor hood with a gasmask AND a crowbar, occasionally I'd stare at a random house and one person asked what I was doing, I said. "Blowout soon fellow Stalker."
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;42223767]I give it a week before he gets mugged. Standing around the street at night is just asking for trouble.[/QUOTE] That would require approaching him which is unlikely.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;42217877][I]They all float.[/I][/QUOTE] Emperror told me to never accept guns from orcs.
wont be long before people start to go missing
I just left Northampton to go to University, never got to see him. It's weird seeing your home town in the news.
Okay seriously, fuck this site. I was scrolling down, looking at the spooky pictures and shit, thinking about how ballsy someone is to be taking these pictures within stabbing distance of this clown. Then suddenly, that stupid ass unrelated slideshow fucking thing loaded up and this fucker came up: [IMG]http://puu.sh/4uj0y.jpg[/IMG] I wasn't expecting that.
[QUOTE=Fine Hats;42226351]I'm picturing a completely innocent clown now that's just completely creepy by accident. He just stands around the corner, breathing heavily, and whispering to passerby, "Lock your door real tight tonight!" because he's genuinely concerned for their safety. His ma didn't use her dead bolt and someone took her TV. So he makes it a point to warn people.[/QUOTE] This is legitimately adorable in a sense that he just didn't mean to be creepy.
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;42228655]I'm going to admit it, I totally wish I could do something like this just for the laughs. Of course this is America though some someone would probably sue me. Although this would be a fun halloween prank.[/QUOTE] Well, considering your history with rape and mutilation fetishes...
One of my friends has just moved there for uni, she's terrified of clowns.
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