Twilight Star Hit By Taxi

[Luxo]

Haha, pwn'd.

[nerfer2]

Funfact:

Robert Paterson dislikes Twilight and thinks Stephine Myer is a creepy bitch.

[Boba_Fett]

Fuck. He should have died.

[Dah]

I bet you he's thinking twice about praying to God about being famous and being wanted by girls.

[animephreak135]

[QUOTE=insane taco;15646437]But he was not seriously injured[/QUOTE]

Son of a bitch.

[MaxOfS2D]

I hope we won't have a shitstorm of videos like this:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFG9lXc2upQ[/media]

(0:31 for the face Twihards are making right now, just add tears)

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Ginteru;15647406][B]YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH[/B]
Oh wait, not seriously injured,
[highlight]FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-[/highlight][/QUOTE]

THis..

UFUFUFUFFFUFUF! -.-

Damn it...

[amgoz1]

[QUOTE=insane taco;15646437]but he was not seriously injured[/QUOTE]Goddamit!

[Eneneh]

Oh well. He almost died, better than nothing.
And who the fuck seriously thinks we should take this topic... seriously? We're FP, goddamnit.

[aznz888]

i feel bad for this guy, who hates the book and the movie but can't admit it on TV

[Valentre]

[QUOTE=davidofmk771;15646661]You selfish bastard. You think he is proud of what he did? I did things I will repress for the rest of my life, and they aren't half as bad as what he goes through. He has a family, and friends. It would be funny if he publicly denounced Twilight in the biggest Twilight convention ever.[/QUOTE]

ty

[Awesomecaek]

[QUOTE=Skippy!;15646605]It's great how people want this guy to be seriously injured/dead.

He's a fucking actor, that doesn't mean he's some hardcore twilight fan or anything.

It's his fucking job, give him a break.[/QUOTE]

I think he had a choice if he will take the role or not, no?

So it is his fault.

And he looks like an homo

[RJ103]

Taxi Driver missed the fans and hit the wrong guy.

[ipha]

I read this and I was hoping that he died/would be crippled, but unfortunately it is a minor injury.

[waffles16]

I don't like a movie this guy is in so I hope he dies hurrrr durrrr

[xXDictatorXx]

That is a hilarious image!

[Pvt. Ryan]

don't wish him so ill; he thinks Twilight is just as buttfucking stupid as everyone else

[PopLot]

[QUOTE=Coolguy00;15646611]Would have been better if the taxi hit the fans.[/QUOTE]

This

[ssa gib A]

[quote=OP]but he was not seriously injured[/quote]
Fucking hell.

[CanadianGouda]

That's a bad day no matter who you are.

"FUCK!! CRAZED FANS!!!"
"DOUBLE FUCK!!! TAXI!!!" *whack*

[RedSauce]

[QUOTE=Skippy!;15646817]I'm seriously disgusted that people think this guy should die because he's doing his fucking job.[/QUOTE]

Nonono, it's because if he dies, then the fangirls will probably kill them selves (literally), and they probably wouldn't be making a Twilight movie for a while.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Xmeagol;15647595]Facepunchers should be hit by a car.

It's not the actor's fault your lives are shit, stop saying bullshit..

Jesus listen to yourselves, you fucking losers[/QUOTE]

YOU should listen to YOURSELF.

seriously, if you're going to overreact about a bunch of internet geeks being the idiots we know and love them as, you should kindly step out and get some fresh air. or check into a mental institution.

[Echidna666]

All people saying.

ARGH WHY WAS HE NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED, HE NEEDS TO DIE

are stupid

[Electrocuter]

Calm down guys, he also hates the movie, it's not his fault that every teenage girl masturbates to him.

I just hate that Twilight got 5 MTV awards and Dark Knight got only one.

[Turbis]

He? I thought she was a she... Boy was I wrong.

[JohnnyMo]

HAHAHA TOO BAD HE DIDN'T DIE.

I love how no one realizes he hates Twilight.

[Buttergoose]

[quote=the news] but he was not seriously injured[/quote]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

(Capsy blocksy)

[Gummylamb]

[QUOTE=Xmeagol;15647595]Facepunchers should be hit by a car.

It's not the actor's fault your lives are shit, stop saying bullshit..

Jesus listen to yourselves, you fucking losers[/QUOTE]

Wait...what? No one ever blamed Robert for their "shit" lives, they blamed him for the terrible movie he made

[editline]03:54PM[/editline]

Or rather, was in.

[RJ103]

[QUOTE=Echidna666;15650017]All people saying.

ARGH WHY WAS HE NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED, HE NEEDS TO DIE

are stupid[/QUOTE]

This and

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;15650379]HAHAHA TOO BAD HE DIDN'T DIE.

I love how no one realizes he hates Twilight.[/QUOTE]

That.

By the way: Congrats Johnny.

[Murk]

I feel kinda bad for that guy... He opened a modern Pandora's box and now many people hate him for being in the movie, many teenage girls have an unstoppable lust for him and he just can never be at peace.

Alas, he will forever be marked with just one decision that seemed fairly innocent at the time.