[QUOTE=Cypher_09;15646445]I hope he dies.[/QUOTE]
you do realise the actor hates twilight right?
[QUOTE=Skippy!;15646605]It's great how people want this guy to be seriously injured/dead.
He's a fucking actor, that doesn't mean he's some hardcore twilight fan or anything.
It's his fucking job, give him a break.[/QUOTE]
Killjoy.
When I read the title, I gave a good ol' arm pump along with saying: "Yes!"
Then I read further and I kind went.. :comeback:
Why didn't he just burst into flames? He was out in the day, right?
[QUOTE=Yobdren;15651003]Why didn't he just burst into flames? He was out in the day, right?[/QUOTE]
Twilight vampires are allowed to be out in the daylight. Don't ask me why.
edit: they sparkle in daylight though
[QUOTE=Yobdren;15651003]Why didn't he just burst into flames? He was out in the day, right?[/QUOTE]
no, he'll just sparkle.
[QUOTE=Yobdren;15651003]Why didn't he just burst into flames? He was out in the day, right?[/QUOTE]
A lack of testosterone can do that.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;15651098]no, he'll just sparkle.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the correction.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;15650011]YOU should listen to YOURSELF.
seriously, if you're going to overreact about a bunch of internet geeks being the idiots we know and love them as, you should kindly step out and get some fresh air. or check into a mental institution.[/QUOTE]
Um, the internet geeks should get some fresh air too.
I was hoping he died. :(
the only people that need to die are the idiotic fangirls that play into it so wholeheartedly
honestly, I don't have any qualms with the author (she's even admitted to the press that they're her own sexual fantasies on paper, as Steven King and Cullen claimed) and the actors are just doing their goddamn jobs playing characters they HATE.
The fangirls are what keep this shit going
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why the fuck did I get redirected to MYWEBTATOO
[QUOTE=BricknHead;15651712]the only people that need to die are the idiotic fangirls that play into it so wholeheartedly
[B](she's even admitted to the press that they're her own sexual fantasies on paper, as Steven King and Cullen claimed)[/B] [/QUOTE]
Wow, what the fuck.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;15650267]Calm down guys, he also hates the movie, it's not his fault that every teenage girl masturbates to him.
[/QUOTE]
Why did he act in it then?
It was on purpose, planned by him.
So he could get out of the movie. "Sorry, can't act. Was traumatized by car so I can't do vampire flicks"
If i was the Taxi driver and saw who he was i would have backed and floored it into him.
[QUOTE=M_u_d;15652194]Why did he act in it then?[/QUOTE]
$ $ $
or in picture form:
[img]http://www.juddlegum.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/money.jpg[/img]
[quote]One of the bodyguards yelled at the girls: "You see what you did, you almost killed him!"[/quote]
Next day we hear in the news a girl committed suicide with a picture of Pattinson in her hand, and a gun in the other.
Fucking hell.
If he died it'd solve a lot of problems...
And all the brain-dead fangirls would kill themselves, now theres a bonus.
Good thing he is alive! :)
[quote]who stars in the hit teenage vampire [b]movies[/b][/quote]
the what now?
the assassination attempt failed
I'm really disappointed that the fans just don't fuck off and die
What the fuck is wrong with all of you? Just because you hate his movie, you want him to die? Grow up. Who cares if he plays some homo vampire, just because he's in a movie which appeals to people OTHER THAN YOU, doesn't mean he deserves to be killed.
[b][u]"Leave the taxi. Take the cannoli."[/u][/b]
[img]http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1186/48/n43326214427_6856.jpg[/img]
[sp]Couldn't find the movie version[/sp]
I lol'd fucking [i]HARD[/i] when I read it was Robert. But, hey, if he died, shit would get worse. Do you know how many shitty, piss-poor "Tribute" videos (Most likely scenes cut out from Twilight, or a slide-show of his pale face.) would pop-up on Youtube? The website would have to be shut down from the stress being put on the servers. Then, you would never hear the end of it... fat fucking fan-girls, whining and bitching about how the Taxi driver should have slowed down, or how he/she should be dead. Then, that fucking whale (Forgot her name.) would make another video of her trolling around the internet, crying about his death.
Face it, in the end, if Robert was dead, this "Twilight" epidemic would turn catastrophic.
Deamn, he must hate his life.
[QUOTE=SwizzChees;15646667]God bless that fender.[/QUOTE]
Apparently the Pope's flying in to conduct the ceremony.
As much as I hate the whole concept of the movie and series, the author and fans are the ones that should be killed, not some poor guy who happens to look like a tool/douch and was asked to appear in the film.
How about we bottle rat poison and slap the label "EDWARD SWEAT" right on it.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;15649766]don't wish him so ill; he thinks Twilight is just as buttfucking stupid as everyone else[/QUOTE]
I know :D I do actually feel sorry for the guy as he might not have known just how big the Twilight films would be and the fans are very scary. I highly doubt he'd have read the books before he auditioned.
It's still a hilarious picture in my mind though.
:fuckyou::hf::razz:
It's Final Destination all over again.
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