[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;46520016]Heheh, the background image on the site:
[t]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/1600_640/images/live/p0/2b/qr/p02bqrbg.jpg[/t]
[I]Watchu lookin at punk?[/I][/QUOTE]
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leopard club is two blocks down.
[QUOTE=Sableye;46520684][Insert republican brand rape jibe here][/QUOTE]
"It's fine, we won't see hybrid sealguin mutants anytime soon, I believe the penguin body has ways of shutting it down." - Seal, Republican candidate for Antarctic president, 2014.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FXGvShP.jpg[/IMG]
I for one think the new breed will be pretty cute.
[quote]This really made us sit up and take notice," said de Bruyn, of the new sightings.[/quote]
huhuh, I bet it did you dirty bugger.
Poor Pingu, no wonder he was so terrified of that seal.
[IMG]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120806010124/pingu/images/c/c9/Walrus_by_poop87-d328v7e.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=lazyguy;46519071]"See? Bestiality is [i]natural[/i]."[/QUOTE]
it literally is though
[url=http://wikipunch.com/images/6/68/Austin_pun.jpg]The penquins had to keep their mouths sealed.[/url]
Seals been sexing up the penguins? Now we know why penguins walk like that.
[QUOTE=katbug;46521692]it literally is though[/QUOTE]
if you mean that it's natural in the same way that box jellyfish venom can kill you then yeah i guess it is natural
why wouldn't you want to cuddle with this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpmmJBaqIk[/media]
[QUOTE=Saphirx;46523463]why wouldn't you want to cuddle with this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpmmJBaqIk[/media][/QUOTE]
probably because it eats you afterwards
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;46523854]probably because it eats you afterwards[/QUOTE]
For some people that's a plus.
[video=youtube;H0evs5MRtD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0evs5MRtD8[/video]
please add to OP
[QUOTE=Ownederd;46523443]if you mean that it's natural in the same way that box jellyfish venom can kill you then yeah i guess it is natural[/QUOTE]
I'm just stating a fact, I'm in no way condoning beastiality.
[QUOTE=katbug;46524589]I'm just stating a fact, I'm in no way condoning beastiality.[/QUOTE]
Where is the proof of this "fact" exactly?
Iyf seahls anyd penguins hayv seyx how a come they aint no haylf penguin haylf seayls runnin' around. Cheyckmayt aytheiyst!
Wouldn't this be inter-species not bestiality because their both animals?
Technically maybe, though I dunno if both of them are on the same intellectual level. It's not exactly a science that folks here want anything to do with.
[Quote]But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it.[/quote]
This is starting to sound like a misinterpreted furry fan fiction.
For a second there I thought it was this guy.
[t]http://wemeantwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seal13.jpg[/t]
I really fucking hate seals so I'm not sure how I feel about this because I also really fucking hate penguins too.
[QUOTE=RobbL;46519438][IMG]http://wemeantwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seal13.jpg[/IMG]
goddammit man[/QUOTE]
Did you know that when it snows, his eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen?
Edit, Joke option #2:
Well, you know that some penguins are on the brink of extinction. Seal knows that they're never gonna survive unless they get a little crazy.
[QUOTE=Tasm;46524571][video=youtube;H0evs5MRtD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0evs5MRtD8[/video]
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Seals have found new ways to kill penguins :v:
[QUOTE=lazyguy;46519071]"See? Bestiality is [i]natural[/i]."[/QUOTE]
Somewhere Pnukup is pumping his fist yelling about how he was right all along and running around in circles and his parents are just so lost as to what's going on
[QUOTE=Sir Drone;46525875]Wouldn't this be inter-species not bestiality because their both animals?[/QUOTE]
its hard to really take the religious context of bestiality and put it into science, but it is basically one species having sex with an animal outside their species,
of course the philosophical debate is really about the issue of having sex with a non-sentient being
[editline]19th November 2014[/editline]
as said by freewaterfall Sr.
"cold showers don't work on antarctic creatures"
[QUOTE=Rhenae;46525602]Where is the proof of this "fact" exactly?[/QUOTE]
literally the subject of the thread
[QUOTE=katbug;46534583]literally the subject of the thread[/QUOTE]
Except not at all? Scientists are really surprised because it isn't common and goes against expectations. Not because it is a natural common thing?
[QUOTE=Tasm;46524571][video=youtube;H0evs5MRtD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0evs5MRtD8[/video]
please add to OP[/QUOTE]
Yes. This is my fetish.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;46525602]Where is the proof of this "fact" exactly?[/QUOTE]
first post of this thread.
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