Cop blogger claims he dabbed penis on female officers' cars

[Ronin]

Sounds like car molestation.

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20670634]Sounds like car molestation.[/QUOTE]

:iiaca:

[Tucks]

[QUOTE=hogstr;20668561]I'd like to see him try that during a 0-degree Swedish winter![/QUOTE]

First thing I though was that. Then I thought "What if his bell-end froze to the metal like your lips do." Oh god. The pain.

[synth]

i did this to my babysitters car

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Tucks;20670896]First thing I though was that. Then I thought "What if his bell-end froze to the metal like your lips do." Oh god. The pain.[/QUOTE]

Imagine explaining that to the fire department.

[post doctor]

he was just [i]dicking around[/i]

[Pepsi-cola]

[QUOTE=radioactive;20670649]:iiaca:[/QUOTE]

First time i've ever seen anyone use that properly.

[Shugo]

[QUOTE=radioactive;20670649]:iiaca:[/QUOTE]

We actually have an emote for that?

[Madman_Andre]

I am staying far far away from that country...

[TEAMGiant]

Fuck yeah.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Shugo;20676217]We actually have an emote for that?[/QUOTE]

:yohoho:

[TheOnlyHunter]

So that's how Notch spends his spare time!

He must be doing that a lot now, progress is really slow.

[ProboardslolV2]

Man of the year award nominee 2010.

[Pepin]

Seems pretty weird. I don't think I'd care too much unless the person had an STI or it smelt. Skin is skin.