its because he was smoking weed. weed is the devils drug and turns people into that guy.
[QUOTE=Montroze;15172036][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nit1qJfCFKk[/media]
My imagnary portrait of this modern day concrete hero...
Edit: Who wants to start making avatars of this man's "Epic Journey"?[/QUOTE]
Oh man, Charles Manson. He's a hoot.
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Image of suspect.
[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f8/80_year_old_chinese_man_in_panties.jpg[/img]
He's had 468 years to perfect his art. Be careful about what you say.
He sure is a karate master, 468 years of training.
I think it's probably unlikely that he'll be found competent to stand trial.
That girl didn't have swine flu, he was fighting her after 468 years so he could get The Prize.
There can only be one.
[QUOTE=Sam Tilgan;15172816]Image of suspect.
[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f8/80_year_old_chinese_man_in_panties.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Haha that was so funny.
:ughh:
Holy fuck, I wish I had nunchucks. I love trench coats!
Oh yeah, whatever, cool story.
Jesus Christ people, as if the story wasn't funny enough.
:love: you guys
[Quote]The officer aimed a Taser at him, decided he was too far away and reached for his handgun.[/Quote]
What the fuck is this? Do cops in America pull out their guns for any reason? In Australia a cop can only pull out their gun if a persons life is under immediate and direct danger (someone saying they're going to shoot someone with the gun aimed at them etc, even someone having a gun out doesn't warrant a cop taking his gun out if the criminal isn't aiming it at someone) and only if it is 100% definite the cop is forced to kill the criminal. Most cops will never take the gun out of the holster in their career (except for storing it away of course) Cops in America seem to be a little trigger-happy...
It's America, everyone has guns. If the suspect pulls out a pistol and he's standing out of range there with a Taser, who's the idiot then.
I have a new hero.
:laffo:
God this is awesome.
An award for bravery is due to this karate master, he saved us single-handedly from swine flu.
[img]http://www.tqs.ca/showbiz/cinema/films/images/1166-bulletproof_monk_verdvd.jpg[/img]
That came to mind.
[QUOTE=revolverGOLDEDITION;15174971]What the fuck is this? Do cops in America pull out their guns for any reason? In Australia a cop can only pull out their gun if a persons life is under immediate and direct danger (someone saying they're going to shoot someone with the gun aimed at them etc, even someone having a gun out doesn't warrant a cop taking his gun out if the criminal isn't aiming it at someone) and only if it is 100% definite the cop is forced to kill the criminal. Most cops will never take the gun out of the holster in their career (except for storing it away of course) Cops in America seem to be a little trigger-happy...[/QUOTE]
It's just a tazer, It doesn't kill them.
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[QUOTE=angelangel;15175028]It's America, everyone has guns. If the suspect pulls out a pistol and he's standing out of range there with a Taser, who's the idiot then.[/QUOTE]
Obvious troll is obvious.
The thread title made me lol hard.
I imagine some spy looking guy with a serious face and nunchucks, standing over a dead woman.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;15171319]He was fluent in kung-[I]flu.[/I][/QUOTE]
:lol:
The priests, nuns and monks know where he is now! We have to rescue him before they can get to him!
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[QUOTE=revolverGOLDEDITION;15174971]What the fuck is this? Do cops in America pull out their guns for any reason? In Australia a cop can only pull out their gun if a persons life is under immediate and direct danger (someone saying they're going to shoot someone with the gun aimed at them etc, even someone having a gun out doesn't warrant a cop taking his gun out if the criminal isn't aiming it at someone) and only if it is 100% definite the cop is forced to kill the criminal. Most cops will never take the gun out of the holster in their career (except for storing it away of course) Cops in America seem to be a little trigger-happy...[/QUOTE]
I believe he pulled the gun out only as a threat so that the man would calm down. Clearly it worked, seeing as the karate master dropped the nunchucks the second he reached for it.
I don't think there's anything to say about this article other than it's awesome and newspapers should devote more time to writing in detail about the exploits of lunatics.
he pulled "nunchucks" out of his "trenchcoat"
To cure a swine flu you must nunchuk it!
It's method can't fail!
Holy shit, something awesome about this story.
I wish he had karate chopped the swine flu victim though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIvWASpK9aQ[/media]
Karate master? Yeah, well, I'm a JARATE master.
First thing to come to mind [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ey8EnVSiA[/media]
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This man was clearly his master in the sacred arts of Karate.
Guys, what are these cops smoking? This dude is legit. They should be helping him against the holy men after him.
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