[QUOTE=revolverGOLDEDITION;15174971]What the fuck is this? Do cops in America pull out their guns for any reason? In Australia a cop can only pull out their gun if a persons life is under immediate and direct danger (someone saying they're going to shoot someone with the gun aimed at them etc, even someone having a gun out doesn't warrant a cop taking his gun out if the criminal isn't aiming it at someone) and only if it is 100% definite the cop is forced to kill the criminal. Most cops will never take the gun out of the holster in their career (except for storing it away of course) Cops in America seem to be a little trigger-happy...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, if you ever watch Cops, (TV show) practically any time they bring some one out of their car they pull out their guns and aim them at them.
[QUOTE=Golden-Death;15319677]Yeah, if you ever watch Cops, (TV show) practically any time they bring some one out of their car they pull out their guns and aim them at them.[/QUOTE]
Because whenever you pull a gun on someone it means you mean buisness and that generally stops most people from doing something stupid if you have a gun pointing at you.
[QUOTE=shill;15171088]I laughed.. then I realized that he probably has schizophrenia :([/QUOTE]
That makes him a lot cooler.
Damn, this guy is awesome.
[QUOTE=Golden-Death;15319677]Yeah, if you ever watch Cops, (TV show) practically any time they bring some one out of their car they pull out their guns and aim them at them.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't expect any less from anyone in the United States.
...I am...the...NINJA LORD! WATCHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!
Damn this guy is old and crazy, but being 468 years old would do that.
I like this guy.
"I WILL [b]ELIMINATE[/b] SWINE FLU WITH MY BARE HANDS!" exclaimed the 468 year old Karate Master, as he extended his reach for the persons neck.
[QUOTE=revolverGOLDEDITION;15174971]What the fuck is this? Do cops in America pull out their guns for any reason? In Australia a cop can only pull out their gun if a persons life is under immediate and direct danger (someone saying they're going to shoot someone with the gun aimed at them etc, even someone having a gun out doesn't warrant a cop taking his gun out if the criminal isn't aiming it at someone) and only if it is 100% definite the cop is forced to kill the criminal. Most cops will never take the gun out of the holster in their career (except for storing it away of course) Cops in America seem to be a little trigger-happy...[/QUOTE]
yeah this guy is trigger happy
pulling out your gun is a way of intimidating a guy with nunchuks
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Thats some cool mother fucking stuff. That guy is a national hero, he needs a medal, no he needs a knighthood. FUCK THAT this guy should run for PRESIDENT! Then the USA will be saved.
Wow lol
[quote]En route to Summit County Jail, the man told the officer "that he was 468 years old and was being hunted across the country by priests, nuns and monks," according to the report.[/quote]
This explains it all.
He got in a gangfight at a local gas station, is 468 years old and is being chased by priests, monks and nuns.
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I'd watch the news more often if they offered more surrealistic tales like this.
[QUOTE=Sykomancer;15362413]I'd watch the news more often if they offered more surrealistic tales like this.[/QUOTE]
I'd watch the news more often if it actually had world news instead of the tabloid bullshit. :frown:
Marijuana makes you a karate master.
He is 468 years old?
That means if he started learning karate by the time he was 2, he is now halfway in to mastering it!
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;15171319]He was fluent in kung-[I]flu.[/I][/QUOTE]
I bet he was hung like Kung-Flu with a nylon rope in the closet while trying erotic asphyxiation.
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;15172528]Wow i'm surprised there hasn't been one of those trolls in here blaming everything on the marijuana.[/QUOTE]
Well he obviously had mental problems and the cannabis probably exacerbated it.
That or it's the source of his power.
[QUOTE=bulletshield;15172011]Hes on quite a ride.[/QUOTE]
Yes , quite a ride
[QUOTE=ragawaga;15485389]Yes , quite a ride[/QUOTE]
Indeed, quite a ride.
[QUOTE=Schlotbaron;15170816]I now have this hilarious mental image of a weirdo yelling "I'm a karate master!" and pulling nunchucks out of his trenchcoat.[/QUOTE]
i wonder what could have caused you to think of such a thing
Freakin' Ninjas are the best
amazin story about one man with one dream and one quest
TO GATHER THE DRAGONBALLS
Fuck, I gave up on trying to master karate in 1108, this guy is a fast learner.
America, where they lock up the mentally ill in prison, instead of giving them treatment.
Facepunch, where we necro three month old threads.
I would totally make a movie out of this
468 years, wow...he must have seen it all
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