• Lord Jesus Christ Hit by a car
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Holy shit I live a few towns over from pittsfeild
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;21796840]So, this guy's name is Jesus Christ, his parents weren't able to make up something more original than just stealing his name from the Bible. And he got hit by a car. This is not news worthy[/QUOTE] Uhh, he probably changed his name to Lord Jesus Christ. Also, it's news because of his peculiar name. But there's more people than just him with the name Jesus Christ. (I think California has like 21 drivers registered with the name Jesus Christ)
[QUOTE=Raider Munch;21796767]:wtc:[/QUOTE] :rimshot:
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21796860]prove it[/QUOTE] If you are god, Lankist will be unbanned!
He got nailed.
I clicked on this thread expecting the OP to be a hastily typed story about how he got run down by a car and just got out of ER. I was disappointed.
Respawn in 3... 2...
He'll be fine in three days.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21796860]prove it[/QUOTE] if you were really god ban me now HAW HAW GUFFAW GUFFAW
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21796860]prove it[/QUOTE] Everyone in the world hasn't been enslaved to like art and shit like that yet.
I guess he got... hit by a car, yyeeeeeeahhhhhh!
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