Jamaican government: "Stop daggering! You'll break your penises!"
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[I]Fractured[/I] penis? What is there to fracture?
What the fuck? Comeon if you jamaicans are that horny then stop playing around and get into the business!
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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;16278069]If you're going to whip it out, and consensually rub it against a woman's ass, why not just have sex instead?[/QUOTE]
I think this is some form of "safe sex", Maybe they can't afford condoms and they just had to come up with something?
I keep imagining a penis shattering like glass when reading this thread o.o
"Niko me man its Jacob wanna go all puoya puoya do some daggering rasta?"
[QUOTE=Lupin;15967664][img]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/5184/louisearlyyears.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
How old is that kid? This is why you don't go to the prom with your mother in Jamaica...
"Oh my God, I was doing this dance with a woman on an exotic island, and I broke my penis!"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she just leaped on me!"
hey mon stop da doggerin mon toke som gonjo instead mon
Oh fucking wow, this would be the perfect thread for Austin puns but they're bannable.
I'm noticing the vast majority of the dance moves are rear-entry based, any reason why?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16318903]I'm noticing the vast majority of the dance moves are rear-entry based, any reason why?[/QUOTE]
It's easier to bend over than bend back.
niggah this is some fucking crazy ass acrobatic shit
I think it might cause more than that. It would also cause internal bleeding
[QUOTE=verynicedog;15962420]I don't want my penis broken.[/QUOTE]
Amen broh
OPs avatar somewhat fits into this situation :/
