[QUOTE=Lerlth;18578946]Medival Scientist: "I've got a cure for Cancer!"
Townspeople: "WITCH!!!"
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Moderday Hugger: *HUG* "There you go!"
Hugget: "WTF! YOU HUGGED ME! SINNER SINNER! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!"
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Religion = Bad[/QUOTE]
That only applies to extremists.
I am a sorta christian and I love a good old hug.
Who's willing to bet that anyone who accidentally hugs the people who came up with this bullshit will be sued for sexual assault? [b]Fucking Christians.[/b]
[QUOTE=archangel125;18582061]Who's willing to bet that anyone who accidentally hugs the people who came up with this bullshit will be sued for sexual assault? [b]Fucking Christians.[/b][/QUOTE]
If someone were to side hug me I'd sue that person for sexual assault.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18578765]Hard to believe these are the same people who once set a bunch of children off to conquer the holy land.[/QUOTE]
They aren't. There are marked differences between protestant Christians and Catholics. I'd like to see the Biblical basis for saying that we should look to the pope for guidance and have a priest forgive us of our sins.
Anyway, more on topic, I was of the opinion side hugs had something to do with...er...a girl's chest rubbing excessively on you. I've never been front-hugged and had my crotch make any...er...contact.
I'm confused, the way they talk, we are basically not supposed to show any affection unless we are married to the person. It's a rough time to be Christian, we are surrounded by morons.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18582061]Who's willing to bet that anyone who accidentally hugs the people who came up with this bullshit will be sued for sexual assault? [b]Fucking Christians.[/b][/QUOTE]
Fuck off. This is like saying if one muslim is a terrorist, all of them are terrorists. You're being and ignorant prick by generalising all of us.
How the fuck does this represent all Christians?
Die in a hole. This is ridiculous to our religion.
An interpretation of Jesus' opinion:
[media]http://www.witnessoftruth.com/writings/blog/uploaded_images/801950-jesusfacepalm_super-750344.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;18583265]How the fuck does this represent all Christians?
Die in a hole. [B]This is ridiculous to our religion.[/B][/QUOTE]
Because believing in the existence of a god isn't completely ridiculous. :v:
I am no longer christian
I like the fact that they all get shot at the end.
Hey guys don't persecute their beliefs it's not imagination it's FAITH.
FAAIIIIIIIITITHTHTTTHTHTHT.
If I met them not only would I give them a front hug, but I'd pinch their asses too. Just to see them freak out and bawwwwww. If I was a guy it'd be even better.
More nutters trying to do away with simple traditions? It's like the guy who wants everyone to say heaven-o.
That rap has to be a joke. Poe's Law, I suppose.
[editline]06:50PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;18578775]FUCKING HELL, these kids are going to grow up unable to fucking hug each other..[/QUOTE]
The kids of today are already scared of hugging each other because apparently that's gay.
I laughed at the Imperial March at 1:20.
But you know, the pope does look like Palpatine.
Has to be Southern Baptists.
Only they are that insane.
[QUOTE=Kybalt;18583969]Because believing in the existence of a god isn't completely ridiculous. :v:[/QUOTE]
hit the nail on the head there.
Man, Jesus would be pissed if he was alive today.
[QUOTE=SenorJose;18585296]hit the nail on the head there.[/QUOTE]
he was being sarcastic you dolt
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;18586396]he was being sarcastic you dolt[/QUOTE]
I know you idiot.
I am a Christan i don't give a fuck only their mothers enforce that I don't even goto church
[QUOTE=SenorJose;18586418]I know you idiot.[/QUOTE]
obviously you didn't, that doesn't help your position whatsoever
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;18586474]obviously you didn't, that doesn't help your position whatsoever[/QUOTE]
I did, and I was being double-sarcy, so don't pretend you know me better than myself.
ITT: People who think this applies to all christians.
[QUOTE=n00b_assassi;18578752]Here comes the shitstorm.
Also
Im christian and this is just ridiculous. Please note these people do not represent all Christians[/QUOTE]
yes it does.
[editline]10:42PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;18587436]ITT: People who think this applies to all christians.[/QUOTE]
kind of does...
christian ruFF RYDAHS
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18587568]
kind of does...[/QUOTE]
No, it actually doesn't
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;18587621]No, it actually doesn't[/QUOTE]
the bible is pretty clear on the whole gentials are sacred thing.
oh wait, I remember you. you're part of the group that knocks on my fucking door at 8:00 in the morning asking me if I found jesus.
[editline]10:47PM[/editline]
so yes, it does
Secret protip:
[sp]Theres nothing wrong with Homosexuals, stop ruining stuff to get at a minority.[/sp] :shh:
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