• Christianity's "Front Hug" Crusade
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[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;18594607][B]No, that's not real christianity because it doesn't follow the bibles rules in the fucking slightest. What they're doing is what the bible says.[/B] They're still wrong, douchebags and fuckers, but still. You're doing things right, but you're not a real christian by the standards of the bible.[/QUOTE] :raise:
[QUOTE=Pascall;18594015]Apparently, you guys are not familiar with Trotsky's input in religion threads.[/QUOTE] you're the moron who thinks homosexuality is not possible in nature.
The Bible, what's not to like? Stone disobediant children. Sell daughters
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18594647]you're the moron who thinks homosexuality is not possible in nature.[/QUOTE] Whatever floats your boat.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;18594715]The Bible, what's not to like? Stone disobediant children. Sell daughters[/QUOTE] Advice dog waiting to happen.
[QUOTE=Pascall;18594722]Whatever floats your boat.[/QUOTE] It's a fact that it shows up in nature though...
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;18594760]It's a fact that it shows up in nature though...[/QUOTE] Yes, I know. Trotsky is just bringing up an old argument where I admitted that I was wrong several times.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;18594644]:raise:[/QUOTE] The bible wants you to preach and evangelize. If you take it literally, as you're supposed to, you can see most of is very much about condemnation of those who don't accept it. [editline]10:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pascall;18594778]Yes, I know. Trotsky is just bringing up an old argument where I admitted that I was wrong several times.[/QUOTE] Good enough then. I was confused..
[QUOTE=Pascall;18594778]Yes, I know. Trotsky is just bringing up an old argument where I admitted that I was wrong several times.[/QUOTE] don't recall you admitting you were wrong but w/e
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18594911]don't recall you admitting you were wrong but w/e[/QUOTE] I did once or twice. Anyways, it's an old argument that I really don't care for anymore.
Still doesn't make you the shining light of the Iowa caucus.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18595013]Still doesn't make you the shining light of the Iowa caucus.[/QUOTE] I don't think anything shines from Iowa.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;18595094]I don't think anything shines from Iowa.[/QUOTE] Mirror with a flashlight pointed at it.
Christians are full of shit imo
Jesus would be pissed and facepalming. He came to earth to stop this shit only to find we fucking made it worse with more rules for the bible.
[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;18595143]Christians are full of shit imo[/QUOTE] Atheists are full of shit imo Works both ways big boy
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18595193]Atheists are full of shit imo Works both ways big boy[/QUOTE] How are they full of shit might I ask? Do they believe blindly?
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18595193]Atheists are full of shit imo Works both ways big boy[/QUOTE] so anyone that says something bad about Christianity is an Athiest ok
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18595193]Atheists are full of shit imo Works both ways big boy[/QUOTE] Except, slappy, they're not SUPRISE that's the catch
Ahh.... the glories of Christians. Oh wait
More quality rapping by these fine... pious sirs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hz7gnB6ozw[/media]
[QUOTE=]Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze[/QUOTE] ...and that's where I stopped reading for a second, and tried to comprehend what I just read.
Gimme dat Christian side hug I'm a rough rida, filled with filled up with christ love Oh god
Christian youth groups are hilarious. It's like they're mindless zombies.
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LW-MUOE8BlY/SiyO3Q7utGI/AAAAAAAAABU/grIz-ibg96A/s400/PopeBenedictXVIinBrazil.jpg[/img] BURN THEM! BLASPHEMY! BURN THE DEVIL FROM WITHIN THEM!! Oh so Pope Benedict is gonna go to hell because he did this? Talk about contradiction.
This is...ridiculous...:Dawkins102:
If I was ever close to literally wanting to kill someone, now would be the time. I try my hardest not to get too emotional about things but I can't help but want to take these "sidehuggers" and light them on fire. Oh and christians saying this doesn't represent all Christianity, I'm sorry but here you are dead wrong. This mentality may not be as obvious or extreme in other christian (or any religion, really) groups, but it's just as disgusting and ignorant. They want to take the life out of people, they want to bring about emotional death and control them. How else would you interpret a belief system that says if you ruin your real life, you'll get to live forever in some fantasy land. How could anyone who thought of their time here as some short test NOT have this horrible idea in their diseased head?
Reminded me of max headroom in the background [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzxHDqUz8Sk[/media]
[QUOTE=Rammaster;18596935][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LW-MUOE8BlY/SiyO3Q7utGI/AAAAAAAAABU/grIz-ibg96A/s400/PopeBenedictXVIinBrazil.jpg[/img] BURN THEM! BLASPHEMY! BURN THE DEVIL FROM WITHIN THEM!! Oh so Pope Benedict is gonna go to hell because he did this? Talk about contradiction.[/QUOTE] It said they where christian, it didn't say what part of christianity they are from, so they may well believe he's going to hell. [editline]04:07PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ryandaniels;18598555]If I was ever close to literally wanting to kill someone, now would be the time. I try my hardest not to get too emotional about things but I can't help but want to take these "sidehuggers" and light them on fire. Oh and christians saying this doesn't represent all Christianity, I'm sorry but here you are dead wrong. This mentality may not be as obvious or extreme in other christian (or any religion, really), but it's just as disgusting and ignorant. They want to take the life out of people, they want to bring about emotional death and control them. How else would you interpret a belief system that says if you ruin your real life, you'll get to live forever in some fantasy land. How could anyone who thought of their time here as some short test NOT have this horrible idea in their diseased head?[/QUOTE] Tad harsh, even if they are idiots.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;18578745] note: this represents all christians[/QUOTE] I love how you automatically assume everyone in this particular religion approves of this.
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