• Christianity's "Front Hug" Crusade
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i'm christian and jesus is probably facepalming in his grave of the stereotype we've become
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;18600703]i'm christian and jesus is probably facepalming in his grave of the stereotype we've become[/QUOTE] You're a Christian and think Jesus is in a grave?
This is kind of irrelevant but yesterday I was playing Medieval II and I pissed off the Pope, so he sent the Inquisition and they executed like 75% of my royal family :( So I had to put my remaining family on boats, since the Inquisitor could not swim.
[QUOTE=Nyaos;18600763]This is kind of irrelevant but yesterday I was playing Medieval II and I pissed off the Pope, so he sent the Inquisition and they executed like 75% of my royal family :( So I had to put my remaining family on boats, since the Inquisitor could not swim.[/QUOTE] Uuh, the Inquisition are such douches, they just wonder about like "Hey this person in your royal family hasn't done anything, so we're just going to kill them to the point where none of your cities can be controlled."
[QUOTE=Nyaos;18600763]This is kind of irrelevant but yesterday I was playing Medieval II and I pissed off the Pope, so he sent the Inquisition and they executed like 75% of my royal family :( So I had to put my remaining family on boats, since the Inquisitor could not swim.[/QUOTE] I killed the pope but he kept coming back...
lol christians
You know... people in other countries are much more intimate in their greetings. What is with these crazy crusades?
"When I hug people I leave room for the holy spirit" These will be remembered as some of the best lyrics of the 21st century.
yes and everyone in a culture where a kiss on the cheek is a common greeting is gay.
[QUOTE=SM0K3 B4N4N4;18605047]yes and everyone in a culture where a kiss on the cheek is a common greeting is gay.[/QUOTE] That would explain a lot about the French, Italians, and Spanish.... [sp] Kidding[/sp]
Oh god my jeans touched your jeans we're fukt :ohdear:
[QUOTE=n00b_assassi;18578752]Here comes the shitstorm. Also Im christian and this is just ridiculous. Please note these people do not represent all Christians[/QUOTE] ^
Im glad christianity is around. it makes me feel like im doing something bad when im really not, and i like that feeling.
giMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIIIIDE-HUG! WE'RE RUFF RYDAS
Any difference between Catholic and Christian? I forgot.
[QUOTE=ubertaco;18611543]Any difference between Catholic and Christian? I forgot.[/QUOTE] one molests little boys while the other molests grown men
I remember I was cutting down a tree with my friend and some little neighbor girl came by and tryed to stop us saying god put it there for a reason. This is something she would do. All Christians are obviously like this. Yes that was related
[QUOTE=SenorJose;18583264]Fuck off. This is like saying if one muslim is a terrorist, all of them are terrorists. You're being and ignorant prick by generalising all of us.[/QUOTE] Not all Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslim...
[QUOTE=Jenkem;18612121]Not all Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslim...[/QUOTE] not really. You have communist insurgents, far right extremists, anarchists, etc, etc you have millions of people being described as terrorists who are not Muslim.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18611636]one molests little boys while the other molests grown men[/QUOTE] I'm Catholic. So that means I automatically molest little boys :downs: fuck off
[QUOTE=ubertaco;18613914]I'm Catholic. So that means I automatically molest little boys :downs: fuck off[/QUOTE] At least he's not the one who molests little boys.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;18613968]At least he's not the one who molests little boys.[/QUOTE] haha ur soooo funneh xD I hate stereotypes.
Oh good golly, not a front hug! That's just as bad as "high fiving"!
[QUOTE=ubertaco;18613914]I'm Catholic. [/QUOTE] look at me im ubertaco i believe in a space daddy and a whiny zombie jew
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18614041]look at me im ubertaco i believe in a space daddy and a whiny zombie jew[/QUOTE] i lol
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18614041]look at me im ubertaco i believe in a space daddy and a whiny zombie jew[/QUOTE] Space daddy who impregnated a virgin with a whiny zombie Jew, to be precise. :smug:
[QUOTE=Euphorium;18614073]Space daddy who impregnated a virgin with a whiny zombie Jew, to be precise. :smug:[/QUOTE] :hf:
I'm going to front hug, learn to take it like a man! (Yes i'm christian, no i'm not doing faggy side hugs)
why do people keep informing us they're christian like that's a good thing.
i love christian youth groups
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