• Surge in Satanism sparks rise in demand for exorcists, says Catholic Church
    131 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Paramud;29039187]There is no way you can possibly know that.[/QUOTE] Are you a solophist or something?
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;29031328]You do realise that Christianity is founded upon love, don't you? Hell, it was Christ who mocked the Pharisees for their untrue faith - they who prostrated themselves loudly so that everyone might see them, but didn't truly serve God.[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter what it's founded upon, only now matters.
[QUOTE=Paramud;29039422]I still haven't slept yet so I just really can't think heavily without risking the loss of vital bits of memories and facts.[/QUOTE] Go to bed or I'll punch you in the shoulder.
Funny thing is, most of the stuff Christians believe now actually came out of the renaissance and not the bible. For example, the angles really weren't these cute little guys with wings and harps, that came out of the renaissance. They didn't even resemble humans at all. The shit about making deals with the devil or getting posessed came out of the renaissance, too.
[QUOTE=Marnetmar;29047354]Funny thing is, most of the stuff Christians believe now actually came out of the renaissance and not the bible. For example, the angles really weren't these cute little guys with wings and harps, that came out of the renaissance. They didn't even resemble humans at all. The shit about making deals with the devil or getting posessed came out of the renaissance, too.[/QUOTE] Apparently one of the main angel looked like a series of cartwheels with eyes around them. Sounds way cooler when they're some unfathomable beings from another dimension.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;29047549]Apparently one of the main angel looked like a series of cartwheels with eyes around them. Sounds way cooler when they're some unfathomable beings from another dimension.[/QUOTE] Lovecraft perfected time travel and went back to fuck with people, I see
[QUOTE=Mingebox;29047549]Apparently one of the main angel looked like a series of cartwheels with eyes around them. Sounds way cooler when they're some unfathomable beings from another dimension.[/QUOTE] Yeah, alot of them looked like shit you'd see on a tarot card, especially this fucker right here: [IMG]http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/3/0/33630.jpg?v=1[/IMG]
Best angel was the one who some saint thought was god. Who proved he wasn't god by letting god smack him upside the head with a red hot iron bar 40 times. Cause you know, there was absolutely NO other method of proving he wasn't god. ...
Salve Satanas
[QUOTE=bravehat;29085485]Best angel was the one who some saint thought was god. Who proved he wasn't god by letting god smack him upside the head with a red hot iron bar 40 times. Cause you know, there was absolutely NO other method of proving he wasn't god. ...[/QUOTE] Holy shit, really? Which angel was that? And which saint? I find this extremely funny. Thank you. Just the image of it.
The joke is that satanism isn't at all like that
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.