How to perfectly slice pizza, according to science - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49493431]It adds a nice dimension of flavor to the pizza. My go-to is: pepperoni, chicken, onions, black olives, mushrooms, and pineapple.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty much the same, just sans Mushrooms. And you're right Tornado, my ancestors are Russian and Polish :v: (Plus Czech!) [editline]9th January 2016[/editline] Now I'm hungry for a Hawaiian Pizza...

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493457]Oh god. I think I'm going to puke.[/QUOTE] You just can't appreciate fine dining because you smell really bad and your face looks like my butt

[QUOTE=smurfy;49493018]Folding pizza is a violation of the Geneva Conventions though[/QUOTE] I bet you think Chicago deep dish is "pizza" you god damn heathen

[QUOTE=bdd458;49493464] Now I'm hungry for a Hawaiian Pizza...[/QUOTE] Putting fruit on a pizza is wrong.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493494]Putting fruit on a pizza is wrong.[/QUOTE] Tomato is a fruit You put tomato paste onto the base of your pizza Therefore, all pizzas have fruit on them Checkmate :smug:

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493457]Oh god. I think I'm going to puke.[/QUOTE] Then go away No one is forcing you to stay here and take a dump on other people's personal preferences. If you get upset over what someone does or doesn't like to eat, you need to reorganize your life's priorities.

[QUOTE=Tobin;49493478]You just can't appreciate fine dining because you smell really bad and your face looks like my butt[/QUOTE] Oh yeah? Well you also smell like a pineapple and your face looks like one too!

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493494]Putting fruit on a pizza is wrong.[/QUOTE] Judging other people based on their personal tastes and preferences is wrong. [editline]9th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Tobin;49493501]Tomato is a fruit You put tomato paste onto the base of your pizza Therefore, all pizzas have fruit on them Checkmate :smug:[/QUOTE] Intelligence is knowing Tomato is a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad

[QUOTE=Tobin;49493501]Tomato is a fruit[/QUOTE] Tomato is a vegetable.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49493503]Then go away No one is forcing you to stay here and take a dump on other people's personal preferences. If you get upset over what someone does or doesn't like to eat, you need to reorganize your life's priorities.[/QUOTE] :overyourhead:

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493515]Tomato is a vegetable.[/QUOTE] Scientifically speaking it's a fruit man.

[QUOTE=bdd458;49493527]Scientifically speaking it's a fruit man.[/QUOTE] Ah but politically speaking it's a vegetable.

Too bad policitians are giant nerdes I bet they dont even eat pinapple pizza, or slice it the scientifically correct way.

[QUOTE=Tobin;49493501]Tomato is a fruit You put tomato paste onto the base of your pizza Therefore, all pizzas have fruit on them Checkmate :smug:[/QUOTE] Ah but in a culinary sense a tomato is a fruit because it isn't sweet, and what are we talking about here? The culinary arts. Checkmate bitch.

So many good ideas to slice my pizza. Will try them all the next time.

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493517] Ah ah ah. Tomato doesn't have all of the defining features of a fruit, so it's neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Checkmate Bitch.[/QUOTE] "In botany, a fruit is the seed-bearing structure in angiosperms formed from the ovary after flowering." Tomatoes are, botanically speaking, fruits. If you want to be super specific, they're berries. A simple fruit created from a single ovary. Pulpy, juicy, rounded, bright colored, no stone/pit. "The tomato is the edible, often red berry-type fruit of the nightshade Solanum lycopersicum, commonly known as a tomato plant." [url]http://renatovicario.com/pdf/tomato.pdf[/url] Page 2, 2nd Paragraph.

[QUOTE=smurfy;49493018]Folding pizza is a violation of the Geneva Conventions though[/QUOTE] only good way to eat a pie like this [img]http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001721979/1439714603_ny03_pizza1_xlarge.jpeg[/img]

All this salt from TornadoAP is making me hungry. I think I'll order a pizza. [t]http://i.imgur.com/683yHgn.jpg[/t]

This is kinda stupid anyway, since squares are the best pizzas.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493562]This is kinda stupid anyway, since squares are the best pizzas.[/QUOTE] Get out

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493562]This is kinda stupid anyway, since squares are the best pizzas.[/QUOTE] The real blasphemy lies here

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49493561]All this salt from TornadoAP is making me hungry. I think I'll order a pizza. [t]http://i.imgur.com/683yHgn.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] get out. And make sure you put some of that salt on it you heathen.

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493573]get out.[/QUOTE] You're outnumbered. You get out.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49493575]You're outnumbered. You get out.[/QUOTE] No you get out. [editline]9th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493562]This is kinda stupid anyway, since squares are the best pizzas.[/QUOTE] WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME RANGER?

[QUOTE=bdd458;49493566]The real blasphemy lies here[/QUOTE] Square pizza is simpler to cut into equal slices and doesn't require fancy cutting skills. Please don't confuse this with Chicago style, which is not pizza. Ideally square, thin and with fresh tomatoes on it. [QUOTE]One advantage of the new technique is that crust is divided unequally, meaning crust haters can choose slices from the centre, while crust lovers can pick slices from the rim.[/QUOTE] The crust should be divided equally. Crust haters should be told to leave.

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493573]salt[/QUOTE] Why ruin good food with salt. No salt lifestyle. Very rarely does my family use salt, and when it is used its moderately and for cooking purposes, never for seasoning.

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493531]Ah but politically speaking it's a vegetable.[/QUOTE] Some politicians think that gays should be killed too [editline]10th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493515]Tomato is a vegetable.[/QUOTE] You'll be a vegetable soon if you keep saying stupid stuff [editline]10th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=TornadoAP;49493506]Oh yeah? Well you also smell like a pineapple and your face looks like one too![/QUOTE] I'd rather be a pineapple than a stinky poo poo head like you

Square (Sicilian pizza) is pretty good

[QUOTE=TheJoker;49493620]Square (Sicilian pizza) is pretty good[/QUOTE] If you eat square pizza you are a square

[QUOTE=bdd458;49493604]Why ruin good food with salt. No salt lifestyle. Very rarely does my family use salt, and when it is used its moderately and for cooking purposes, never for seasoning.[/QUOTE] Iodine, buddy. Otherwise it's just a personal preference. Some people like salt, others don't. Obviously people aren't going to completely wash away any other taste with excessive amounts of it. It simply compliments and brings out the taste in a lot of dishes.